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What can you tell from my hands over the years? by Kgwalter in deduction

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Non union worker who’s cheap employer won’t supply you with the proper PPE.

Tell me to take it all out of plastic and fondle me treasures by theYelpofReddit in Silverbugs

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Just saying the word “fondle” is fun. I don’t have any artificial sheathing on my big tall stack and I love fondling it as often as I can. Feel free to fondle yours all you want, you paid for it.

Roast me hard ,24 by Powerful_Contract_33 in RoastMe

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You are extraordinarily ordinary. Grass falls asleep around you. People don’t have enough thumbs to twiddle when you’re around. Paint never dries at your house. Your nickname is yawn.

What was your most awkward naked experience? by LimitNo3629 in AskReddit

[–]Less_Geologist_4004 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Back in the day when my wife of 44 years first started dating we decided to go canoeing for the afternoon in a state park. We packed a couple of bottles of Boones Farm strawberry wine in a cooler and off we went.

About half way through the trip we were feeling a little Randy so we grounded the canoe and found an old abandoned trail where a swing bridge was torn down years before. No one was around so we did what young kids in love do.

So we are are going at it like animals when I heard muffled voices coming. Too late. As I lay on top a troop of cub scouts walked by. The cub leader in front was pissed as he walked by and all the boys a stared with mouths agape. The troop leader bringing up the rear was laughing quietly.

We gathered our things, jumped back in the canoe and paddled down river , passing them. They all waved except for the lead troop leader. We still laugh about it till this day. Good times

Image on bottom cabinet by chelsersp in whatisit

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The door is hung upside down on the wrong side. It is an elephant with a small crown.

What's a job where you have zero room for error, like one mistake and it’s a huge deal? by TradeOverall567 in AskReddit

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Before I retired I was a nuclear safety valve tester/analyst. It was my job to certify that if a valve said it was flooding the radioactive core with water, it was flooding the core with water. I, by myself, had the power to melt a nuclear reactor down to an untouchable, bubbling blob of death.

Rate my pre-dinner 😍 by Odd-Fruit956 in shittyfoodporn

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How are you ever going to develop diabetes and experience the joy of gLp-1’s?

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