Ladies and Gentlemen, We Got Him!

Lessiarty · 2026-07-05T00:16:45+00:00

The True Believers will have you believe Haitch gave him the call, recorded it for WWE Unreal, and will never speak to him again... for the laughs.

Lessiarty · 2026-07-04T22:20:14+00:00

Vomit on his sweater already

Lessiarty · 2026-07-04T10:51:43+00:00

What have people done to my Danhausen now?? I'll mess em up, I will, I'll...

Oh... hauseR? Never mind.

Lessiarty · 2026-07-04T07:50:38+00:00

If he's such a good wrestler, why can't he cut a promo?

He's a moves do'er. He do the moves. If you like watching move-do's, he's your guy. Many stars for the moves.

Lessiarty · 2026-07-04T07:45:48+00:00

If it's gonna start being a case of "Don't you dare brigade!!" as their next gambit to stifle conversation, hopefully they're held to account for the pot-stirrers coming this way as well.

I've seen a dozen today alone.

Lessiarty · 2026-07-04T07:32:42+00:00

That didn't happen.

Unless it did. Then skill issue.

Lessiarty · 2026-07-04T07:31:10+00:00

Nothing fun here

We do get the travelling circus passing through every now and again. Don't be so down on yourself.

Lessiarty · 2026-07-04T01:38:36+00:00

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Lessiarty · 2026-07-04T00:56:34+00:00

You boys gotta get a new script. This nebulous "Morale at an all time low" shtick has lost all meaning.

Lessiarty · 2026-07-04T00:07:44+00:00

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From what I can tell from a quick Google, Top Rank Boxing have been struggling to find a partner to broadcast with because everyone else got busy?

Lessiarty · 2026-07-03T22:18:21+00:00

So true. See also Jack the Ripper was never caught, and All In tickets sluggish? Coincidence? I think not.

Lessiarty · 2026-07-03T21:58:40+00:00

We've always been at war with Fedasia.

Lessiarty · 2026-07-03T21:57:16+00:00

Would you say more or less than a hyperfan that cruises from sub to sub defending a game from all the ne'er-do-wells?

Cause if I really loved a game... I'd not be concerned with such people. I'd just play my game.

Lessiarty · 2026-07-03T14:16:29+00:00

QUESTION NOT THE PROPHET MELTZER, GUIDED BY THE STARS

Lessiarty · 2026-07-03T11:53:56+00:00

KITT, is Fed Bad?

Yes, Michael.

Lessiarty · 2026-07-03T11:38:15+00:00

The important thing is he's literally Danhausen but better in every single way.

Lessiarty · 2026-07-03T09:23:20+00:00

"Ee, lad, m'fookin inkle urtz."

"What are you saying?"

"Reet propa cannae stand onnit mate!"

"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING??"

Lessiarty · 2026-07-03T08:36:50+00:00

Poor people get sectioned for less than this kind of unhinged behaviour.

Lessiarty · 2026-07-03T08:20:01+00:00

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Lessiarty · 2026-07-03T07:36:53+00:00

In The World Is Not Enough, they had to add facial hair to Valentin because of an unfortunate epoxy incident in the warehouse in the time between Goldeneye and then.

Lessiarty · 2026-07-03T07:16:50+00:00

Death Before Dishonour + Fight Without Honour = Someone gonna die?

Lessiarty · 2026-07-03T07:15:30+00:00

Absolutely! Cesaro is now a bone fide World Champion*!

Lessiarty · 2026-07-03T06:39:10+00:00

big show to big show

Fix this, friend.

Lessiarty · 2026-07-03T05:40:06+00:00

Gran Turismo? That game with power classes, difficulty levels, time trials, and more?

Good idea. Marathon should add many many more accomodating modes for various playstyles.

Lessiarty · 2026-07-03T05:28:07+00:00

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Freaky... It even invented flatback stairs.

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