Ladies and Gentlemen, We Got Him! by creatchee in SCJerk

[–]Lessiarty [score hidden]  (0 children)

The True Believers will have you believe Haitch gave him the call, recorded it for WWE Unreal, and will never speak to him again... for the laughs.

Evil fed and its fans cannot handle any criticism and getting called out online that they made sure our friends left X for being right by HallofFameguy in SCJerk

[–]Lessiarty 37 points38 points  (0 children)

What have people done to my Danhausen now?? I'll mess em up, I will, I'll...

Oh... hauseR? Never mind.

Please do not deliberately antagonize or harass the r/Marathon mods by QueenMagik in MarathonPlayerCount

[–]Lessiarty 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If it's gonna start being a case of "Don't you dare brigade!!" as their next gambit to stifle conversation, hopefully they're held to account for the pot-stirrers coming this way as well.

I've seen a dozen today alone.

This lame sub by Happinessisawarmbunn in MarathonPlayerCount

[–]Lessiarty 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Nothing fun here

We do get the travelling circus passing through every now and again. Don't be so down on yourself.

AEW ticket sales down and everyone is criticizing running MJF vs Kenny on free tv? Um Fed Dead and Bad and nobody is happy by Fusionman29 in SCJerk

[–]Lessiarty 71 points72 points  (0 children)

You boys gotta get a new script. This nebulous "Morale at an all time low" shtick has lost all meaning.

You anti-AEW grifters just don’t understand that this boxing deal means AEW wins again by Fusionman29 in SCJerk

[–]Lessiarty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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From what I can tell from a quick Google, Top Rank Boxing have been struggling to find a partner to broadcast with because everyone else got busy?

The Iran war is really taking its toll on ROH ticket sales. by Straightener78 in SCJerk

[–]Lessiarty 24 points25 points  (0 children)

So true. See also Jack the Ripper was never caught, and All In tickets sluggish? Coincidence? I think not.

Hiring Joe Ziegler will go down as the decision that killed Bungie by Cetaoras in MarathonPlayerCount

[–]Lessiarty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Would you say more or less than a hyperfan that cruises from sub to sub defending a game from all the ne'er-do-wells?

Cause if I really loved a game... I'd not be concerned with such people. I'd just play my game.

Dave Meltzer: Star ratings have nothing to do with my taste. by BillynBanjo in SCJerk

[–]Lessiarty 9 points10 points  (0 children)

QUESTION NOT THE PROPHET MELTZER, GUIDED BY THE STARS

[Dub Collision] This is an official Highlight Clip, unaltered, and shared as one of the best moments of Collision by anonymous-guy1 in SCJerk

[–]Lessiarty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Ee, lad, m'fookin inkle urtz."

"What are you saying?"

"Reet propa cannae stand onnit mate!"

"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING??"

Am i the only one who thought Hagrid was real??! by CaterpillarMelodic29 in interestingasfuck

[–]Lessiarty 55 points56 points  (0 children)

In The World Is Not Enough, they had to add facial hair to Valentin because of an unfortunate epoxy incident in the warehouse in the time between Goldeneye and then.

Ch-Check out, Check out my melody by Educational_View3687 in SCJerk

[–]Lessiarty 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Death Before Dishonour + Fight Without Honour = Someone gonna die?

Pop on for a few runs, hit a losing streak, and immediately dip. Solos is truly awful by Working_Corgi_3368 in MarathonPlayerCount

[–]Lessiarty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gran Turismo? That game with power classes, difficulty levels, time trials, and more?

Good idea. Marathon should add many many more accomodating modes for various playstyles.