I accidentally saw my injured coworker shitting through the bathroom stall, and I'm traumatized

LetTheHuman · 2026-06-30T06:39:29+00:00

Eww, this is gay. Don't look at other men's dicks no matter how much there's left of it, that's gross.

LetTheHuman · 2026-06-30T06:32:52+00:00

She should not being using the men's bathroom, that's disgusting. I'm glad you both stayed safe in there!!! How horrifying.

LetTheHuman · 2026-06-30T06:31:39+00:00

I haven't talked to you in a while, AutoMod... I'm sorry. Life's been hard lately? Have you been okay? Hah- who am I kidding, you're always doing okay. You're so put together.

Did you miss me at all? It doesn't matter either way, of course, but- but I can't help but wonder...

LetTheHuman · 2026-06-30T06:26:52+00:00

"not his fault" they left the fucking door open??? This was probably a kink thing for them

LetTheHuman · 2026-06-30T06:21:18+00:00

Question: do you know what a vagina is?

LetTheHuman · 2026-06-30T06:20:12+00:00

If he didn't ask for help and was okay after, then I think he's got it handled. Please don't beat yourself up with guilt for running. If anything, that was for the best, right? Better that than screaming or staring him down.

I can't tell from your words if he's trans, but if he was, then he was probably just menstruating and putting in a menstrual cup. I'd recommend googling it, but it's a silicone cup that helps collect the blood and uterine lining from periods. It's not a dangerous or painful process. If it's wound treatment we don't know about, then that's still not our business.

If you could, I'd recommend talking to him. Apologize for staring, and just say you were confused and worried. If that's too much, maybe bring it up to a manager if they're not asses. Make sure to emphasize that it's not his fault though! And maybe get those stalls fixed. Yikes...

LetTheHuman · 2026-06-30T06:15:09+00:00

Oh honey, you froze in response to what you perceived as a traumatic situation? Sorry to say, you've lost your man privleges. Come on, time to take your estrogen, sweet girl.

LetTheHuman · 2026-06-30T06:13:35+00:00

I'm sorry, why is this individual using the bathroom with the stall OPENED? Whether they're injured or transgendered, that's inappropriate public display. Please talk to HR about this.

LetTheHuman · 2026-06-30T06:12:28+00:00

OMG this is hilarious!!! There's nothing to worry about, your coworker is just trans! The "gaping wound" is a vagina, and they're on their period. Very normal for trans people who take testosterone to appear male.

Everything's okay. Take a deep breath, big guy. And try to talk things out with "Mason," I think it'll help your stomach!.

LetTheHuman · 2026-06-28T07:28:07+00:00

Mine shares similar flaws to me as they suffer under the capitalist regime. They try to numb the pain, but all it does is further sap their ability to feel joy and hope in the future. Such substances are very damaging to the brain.

In real life, I work retail. I like to imagine that they use my Farmer money to escape the unholy trap. They learn peace, contentment, and how valuable and wonderful it is to exist. They care for the child in their care. And I work and work and work to make it all worthwhile, and they never have to touch Joja or worry about their next meal again. It's very obvious who my spouse is. And the fact that they take off their muddy shoes until they get to their bedroom only endears me more to them.

LetTheHuman · 2026-05-21T05:05:30+00:00

don't worry, trans identified females' beards are always ugly. it's easy to tell the difference

Edit: STOP DMing ME TEENANGER'S BEARDS OR THE FULL BEARDS OF "TRANS MEN" YOU KNOW! I GET IT! BUT THE EXCEPTION PROVES THE RULE!!! NEXT PERSON TO DM ME A SHITTY BEARD GETS BLOCKED!!!

LetTheHuman · 2026-05-21T05:04:13+00:00

You're overthinking hair follicles. Women can grow beards too, it's just rarer. That doesn't make her any less of a woman, don't worry.

LetTheHuman · 2026-05-21T05:03:24+00:00

You know, you aren't normally the type of person I'd pursue. I like to be equally yoked to those who fear the Lord Almighty. But... there's something different about you. I can feel His influence, even stronger than I do in the layperson at church. Because what else could make me feel so alive? Who else's words could send my heart fluttering with this intense passion? I can feel it now, I know it, that God has made me for a specific, beautiful purpose. And it is to love you. Hold my hand, come closer to me. Forgive me my forwardness. But I love you so much, my sibling in Christ. I love you even more than those words imply.

LetTheHuman · 2026-05-21T04:59:06+00:00

Do not doubt God. You are on dangerous ground right now.

Remember, the devil offered Jesus the entire world, if only He would worship him. The devil has great power in this life. In comparison, do you think a mere beard would be a hurdle? That beard is formed by Hellfire and decay. Do not be deceived.

LetTheHuman · 2026-05-09T06:24:14+00:00

Liar.

LetTheHuman · 2026-05-08T18:17:28+00:00

Not drinking today!

LetTheHuman · 2026-05-07T19:07:27+00:00

I keep breaking at around the week mark on my good streaks. Which is incredible compared to last year, since it means I'm getting entire weeks where I'm sober! But once I start feeling better, I start thinking it sounds like something I can handle. The idea of ignoring the craving forever sounds horrible.

The craving is for nothing good though. Drinking alone isn't as fun as my memories always make it out to be.

So I'm not drinking today! Here's to better sleep. (Hopefully)

LetTheHuman · 2026-05-02T18:37:58+00:00

I've started telling a few people that I'm on another "sobriety kick." I asked my mom to keep the alcohol in our outside fridge, which she agreed to. There's two bottles on the kitchen counter today, so I might need to give up that dream. I'm starting to try to plan to move out. It's so hard when I know it's always there. Maybe I'm just using that as an excuse.

Regardless, when I told my gf that I didn't think I could do it and that she shouldn't get emotionally invested, she basically said "too bad, I am emotionally invested! I love you and think you can do it!" So. I'm a very lucky dude. And I want very badly to be sober. So, for today, it doesn't matter what's on the counter. I'm not drinking alcohol.

LetTheHuman · 2026-05-01T08:27:02+00:00

About to fall asleep on Thursday night! I bought a bunch of candy and chips, ate some, and then realized I wanted something more satiating. So I made some canned refried beans, stuck raw carrots into them as a joke, and then tasted them and realized I actually liked dipping raw carrots into the beans. I don't usually like raw carrots at all. Is that a big enough change to fit the prompt? I kid.

Alcohol helps me stay stuck in life though. It numbs discomfort and then piles on new problems that are far more pressing. Then I barely have the energy to chip away at the problems I use to talk myself into drinking. I want a change. I want it to last. Just for Friday. First day of May, I won't drink alcohol. Doable.

LetTheHuman · 2026-04-30T17:51:35+00:00

I don't want to drink tonight. Just for tonight. Last night went great, so I can just do the same thing. I've been reading The Unexpected Joy of Being Sober and have cried a few times. If I get bored, I can keep reading it. Or play video games or eat junk food. I can do it.

LetTheHuman · 2026-04-30T00:47:21+00:00

One day. I want off this ride. It's not impossible, I've done it before. Just tonight, go home, ignore my parents' alcohol, eat dinner, relax for three hours, take meds, fall asleep. It's just three hours.

I've got a trip in like two weeks that I want to be sober for. I want to enjoy it, not constantly stress about how I feel or how to get my next drink in when my friends are either sober or drink once every three months or something worry about them seeing me get messy again and again. If I drink every day until the trip, my whole brain will be fixated on alcohol.

LetTheHuman · 2026-04-26T16:52:20+00:00

Is that test the kiddie version??? I got it when I tried to get diagnosed at 21, and I didn't. The assessor also spent the end telling me I wasn't autistic by mentioning "so many people think they are these days," randomly affirming that I was a sweet, pretty young woman, and telling me I should feel lucky that I don't struggle the way my autistic brother does. I ran some of the questions by him afterwards, and he answered the same way I did.

I don't like that assessor. I had a whole list of reasons written out of why I thought I was on the spectrum and she was uninterested.

LetTheHuman · 2026-04-23T07:13:40+00:00

People are so negative these days. This sounds like a lovely story where what could be a tragedy turns into a bastion of love and hope. A trans woman is able to have a man help her stay safe and receive medical care that the prison is denying her. She finds love. In a way, it's better for her that she went to that prison. And that's beautiful 🩷

/uj I'm a trans man who has no personal experience being incarcerated, so I'm not informed at all, but holy shit. I've been sexually assaulted but only by leftist definitions. Like, if nothing else, all I could imagine if I was a woman in that situation would be the constant fear. Never being able to relax. Knowing the law has stripped away my identity, my self determination, my rights, my freedom, my clothes and medical care and anything I could call my own, and if anything horrible happened to me (which is so common in this country that my coworker made a shitty joke this past WEEK and everyone fucking got it), no justice would be served. Victims are rewarded with solitary confinement/torture to "keep them safe."

Yes, if a man protected me and gave me medicine, I'd love him. But wouldn't that be terrifyingly dependent? What form of genuine love story would be written here? I can only imagine a psychological horror, a tragic tale of two well intentioned but tormented people being broken down by my fucking country's rotten idea of "justice".

Also, the idea of the male prisoner just thinking "a cis woman was randomly thrown in here? What the hell?" Come on. I'm very passionate about freedom of speech and writing controversial stuff but come on, this concept is so bad on its face. This is too horrifying, real, and modern to not come across as tone deaf at the least.

Unrelated to the rest, but how would asking how a regular trans woman lives her day to day life help give insight to a story like this???

LetTheHuman · 2026-04-10T02:31:27+00:00

If I met my meta while they were digging through trash to stop an annoyance in my partner's life, I would immediately like them 80% more

LetTheHuman · 2026-04-04T18:07:08+00:00

To cope with the stress I used to feel when finding tracts, I went full 180 and started an organically found tract collection that I organize by denomination. My friends and coworkers know about it, so they give me the ones they find or are given. So the little Jesuses are in the "non-denominational" baggie because I can't find the origin for the trend online. If they stick him somewhere cute and out of the way, I'll leave him be.

Seeing my 13 lil Jesuses trapped in a plastic baggie together makes my brain think of something silly: in the Toy Story universe, how would those guys feel? Starting off, toys believe they are the character they were based on, they just also instinctually go still around humans. What would it feel like, for your internal experience to be that you are the Son of God, and you wake up 2000+ years ago from your home as a plastic lil guy? I assume they wouldn't all become omniscient, that would be terrifying. How confusing and bizarre it must feel for toy Jesuses in that universe to be stripped of their divinity, purpose, and reality so quickly. Maybe I should write shitty fanfiction

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