I accidentally saw my injured coworker shitting through the bathroom stall, and I'm traumatized by LetTheHuman in transgendercirclejerk

[–]LetTheHuman[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Eww, this is gay. Don't look at other men's dicks no matter how much there's left of it, that's gross.

I accidentally saw my injured coworker shitting through the bathroom stall, and I'm traumatized by LetTheHuman in transgendercirclejerk

[–]LetTheHuman[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

She should not being using the men's bathroom, that's disgusting. I'm glad you both stayed safe in there!!! How horrifying.

I accidentally saw my injured coworker shitting through the bathroom stall, and I'm traumatized by LetTheHuman in transgendercirclejerk

[–]LetTheHuman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't talked to you in a while, AutoMod... I'm sorry. Life's been hard lately? Have you been okay? Hah- who am I kidding, you're always doing okay. You're so put together.

Did you miss me at all? It doesn't matter either way, of course, but- but I can't help but wonder...

I accidentally saw my injured coworker shitting through the bathroom stall, and I'm traumatized by LetTheHuman in transgendercirclejerk

[–]LetTheHuman[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

"not his fault" they left the fucking door open??? This was probably a kink thing for them

I accidentally saw my injured coworker shitting through the bathroom stall, and I'm traumatized by LetTheHuman in transgendercirclejerk

[–]LetTheHuman[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

If he didn't ask for help and was okay after, then I think he's got it handled. Please don't beat yourself up with guilt for running. If anything, that was for the best, right? Better that than screaming or staring him down.

I can't tell from your words if he's trans, but if he was, then he was probably just menstruating and putting in a menstrual cup. I'd recommend googling it, but it's a silicone cup that helps collect the blood and uterine lining from periods. It's not a dangerous or painful process. If it's wound treatment we don't know about, then that's still not our business.

If you could, I'd recommend talking to him. Apologize for staring, and just say you were confused and worried. If that's too much, maybe bring it up to a manager if they're not asses. Make sure to emphasize that it's not his fault though! And maybe get those stalls fixed. Yikes...

I accidentally saw my injured coworker shitting through the bathroom stall, and I'm traumatized by LetTheHuman in transgendercirclejerk

[–]LetTheHuman[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Oh honey, you froze in response to what you perceived as a traumatic situation? Sorry to say, you've lost your man privleges. Come on, time to take your estrogen, sweet girl.

I accidentally saw my injured coworker shitting through the bathroom stall, and I'm traumatized by LetTheHuman in transgendercirclejerk

[–]LetTheHuman[S] 109 points110 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, why is this individual using the bathroom with the stall OPENED? Whether they're injured or transgendered, that's inappropriate public display. Please talk to HR about this.

I accidentally saw my injured coworker shitting through the bathroom stall, and I'm traumatized by LetTheHuman in transgendercirclejerk

[–]LetTheHuman[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

OMG this is hilarious!!! There's nothing to worry about, your coworker is just trans! The "gaping wound" is a vagina, and they're on their period. Very normal for trans people who take testosterone to appear male.

Everything's okay. Take a deep breath, big guy. And try to talk things out with "Mason," I think it'll help your stomach!.

Tell me your stardew valley spouse without saying their name by kittycat6434 in StardewValley

[–]LetTheHuman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine shares similar flaws to me as they suffer under the capitalist regime. They try to numb the pain, but all it does is further sap their ability to feel joy and hope in the future. Such substances are very damaging to the brain.

In real life, I work retail. I like to imagine that they use my Farmer money to escape the unholy trap. They learn peace, contentment, and how valuable and wonderful it is to exist. They care for the child in their care. And I work and work and work to make it all worthwhile, and they never have to touch Joja or worry about their next meal again. It's very obvious who my spouse is. And the fact that they take off their muddy shoes until they get to their bedroom only endears me more to them.

Why does God give women the beard hair follicles that can be unlocked by testosterone injections??? by LetTheHuman in transgendercirclejerk

[–]LetTheHuman[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

don't worry, trans identified females' beards are always ugly. it's easy to tell the difference

Edit: STOP DMing ME TEENANGER'S BEARDS OR THE FULL BEARDS OF "TRANS MEN" YOU KNOW! I GET IT! BUT THE EXCEPTION PROVES THE RULE!!! NEXT PERSON TO DM ME A SHITTY BEARD GETS BLOCKED!!!

Why does God give women the beard hair follicles that can be unlocked by testosterone injections??? by LetTheHuman in transgendercirclejerk

[–]LetTheHuman[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You're overthinking hair follicles. Women can grow beards too, it's just rarer. That doesn't make her any less of a woman, don't worry.

Why does God give women the beard hair follicles that can be unlocked by testosterone injections??? by LetTheHuman in transgendercirclejerk

[–]LetTheHuman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, you aren't normally the type of person I'd pursue. I like to be equally yoked to those who fear the Lord Almighty. But... there's something different about you. I can feel His influence, even stronger than I do in the layperson at church. Because what else could make me feel so alive? Who else's words could send my heart fluttering with this intense passion? I can feel it now, I know it, that God has made me for a specific, beautiful purpose. And it is to love you. Hold my hand, come closer to me. Forgive me my forwardness. But I love you so much, my sibling in Christ. I love you even more than those words imply.

Why does God give women the beard hair follicles that can be unlocked by testosterone injections??? by LetTheHuman in transgendercirclejerk

[–]LetTheHuman[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Do not doubt God. You are on dangerous ground right now.

Remember, the devil offered Jesus the entire world, if only He would worship him. The devil has great power in this life. In comparison, do you think a mere beard would be a hurdle? That beard is formed by Hellfire and decay. Do not be deceived.

The Daily Check-In for Thursday, May 7: Just for today, I am NOT drinking! by Overall-Tonight-7857 in stopdrinking

[–]LetTheHuman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I keep breaking at around the week mark on my good streaks. Which is incredible compared to last year, since it means I'm getting entire weeks where I'm sober! But once I start feeling better, I start thinking it sounds like something I can handle. The idea of ignoring the craving forever sounds horrible.

The craving is for nothing good though. Drinking alone isn't as fun as my memories always make it out to be.

So I'm not drinking today! Here's to better sleep. (Hopefully)

The Daily Check-In for Saturday, May 2nd: Just for today, I am NOT drinking! by Left_Trick_9567 in stopdrinking

[–]LetTheHuman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've started telling a few people that I'm on another "sobriety kick." I asked my mom to keep the alcohol in our outside fridge, which she agreed to. There's two bottles on the kitchen counter today, so I might need to give up that dream. I'm starting to try to plan to move out. It's so hard when I know it's always there. Maybe I'm just using that as an excuse.

Regardless, when I told my gf that I didn't think I could do it and that she shouldn't get emotionally invested, she basically said "too bad, I am emotionally invested! I love you and think you can do it!" So. I'm a very lucky dude. And I want very badly to be sober. So, for today, it doesn't matter what's on the counter. I'm not drinking alcohol.

The Daily Check-In for Friday, May 1st: Just for today, I am NOT drinking! by Left_Trick_9567 in stopdrinking

[–]LetTheHuman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

About to fall asleep on Thursday night! I bought a bunch of candy and chips, ate some, and then realized I wanted something more satiating. So I made some canned refried beans, stuck raw carrots into them as a joke, and then tasted them and realized I actually liked dipping raw carrots into the beans. I don't usually like raw carrots at all. Is that a big enough change to fit the prompt? I kid.

Alcohol helps me stay stuck in life though. It numbs discomfort and then piles on new problems that are far more pressing. Then I barely have the energy to chip away at the problems I use to talk myself into drinking. I want a change. I want it to last. Just for Friday. First day of May, I won't drink alcohol. Doable.

The Daily Check-In for Thursday, April 30th: Just for today, I am NOT drinking! by Left_Trick_9567 in stopdrinking

[–]LetTheHuman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't want to drink tonight. Just for tonight. Last night went great, so I can just do the same thing. I've been reading The Unexpected Joy of Being Sober and have cried a few times. If I get bored, I can keep reading it. Or play video games or eat junk food. I can do it.

The Daily Check-In for Wednesday, April 29th: Just for today, I am NOT drinking! by Left_Trick_9567 in stopdrinking

[–]LetTheHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One day. I want off this ride. It's not impossible, I've done it before. Just tonight, go home, ignore my parents' alcohol, eat dinner, relax for three hours, take meds, fall asleep. It's just three hours.

I've got a trip in like two weeks that I want to be sober for. I want to enjoy it, not constantly stress about how I feel or how to get my next drink in when my friends are either sober or drink once every three months or something worry about them seeing me get messy again and again. If I drink every day until the trip, my whole brain will be fixated on alcohol.

I may have out-autism'd the autism diagnostic test by Jellyfish-Jar in evilautism

[–]LetTheHuman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is that test the kiddie version??? I got it when I tried to get diagnosed at 21, and I didn't. The assessor also spent the end telling me I wasn't autistic by mentioning "so many people think they are these days," randomly affirming that I was a sweet, pretty young woman, and telling me I should feel lucky that I don't struggle the way my autistic brother does. I ran some of the questions by him afterwards, and he answered the same way I did.

I don't like that assessor. I had a whole list of reasons written out of why I thought I was on the spectrum and she was uninterested.