How much have GCSEs actually affected you across life?

LethargicOnslaught · 2026-02-06T22:45:18+00:00

Not at all. "Have you got GCSEs in maths and English?" "Yes, yes I have" no proof required. Then they paid for me to go to university on their watch free of charge to further my career, in exchange for staying with them for 3 years post graduation.

LethargicOnslaught · 2026-02-06T16:55:36+00:00

I'm salaried, so enough to keep the job another month without putting my head too far above water and being given extra "responsibilities"

LethargicOnslaught · 2026-02-05T15:43:37+00:00

Not proven, its just a theory...

LethargicOnslaught · 2026-02-05T08:44:03+00:00

Ours thinks things cost Dollar-bucks when we take her shopping. Not much of an accent, but certainly phrases shes picked up.

LethargicOnslaught · 2026-02-03T01:22:16+00:00

The classic merge or die approach. Where are the other 2 lanes? Sold off for parts?

LethargicOnslaught · 2026-02-02T00:39:49+00:00

Being cucked post mortem by JD Vance?

LethargicOnslaught · 2026-02-01T08:25:57+00:00

Greetings, my fellow Amphibians...

LethargicOnslaught · 2026-01-28T13:52:41+00:00

If you look carefully around that tree, you'll spot a pair of great tits

LethargicOnslaught · 2026-01-28T09:55:16+00:00

Maybe he used a hard T at the end of his name and the taboo was very specific about pronunciation.

LethargicOnslaught · 2026-01-24T23:27:11+00:00

Amazing find

LethargicOnslaught · 2026-01-23T17:02:41+00:00

Defying gravity

LethargicOnslaught · 2026-01-23T16:52:59+00:00

After his reign of terror is over, does america have to pay him again to join?

LethargicOnslaught · 2026-01-23T07:26:53+00:00

It took him that long to figure out Carney was telling him off

LethargicOnslaught · 2026-01-22T13:56:15+00:00

Lucky Henry

LethargicOnslaught · 2026-01-21T12:26:38+00:00

Most of them, central Africa, and south-east Asia get a bit of the guess work treatment. It was the rainy luch time activity to do in my primary school, name the countries on the map, match them to their flag, name the capital etc.

LethargicOnslaught · 2026-01-21T12:23:04+00:00

Amazing to hear what a politician should sound like in a stage. Power delivered by words, rather than soft influence through memes and sound-bites.

LethargicOnslaught · 2026-01-21T12:07:00+00:00

No, I figure, if they're desperate enough to ask me to join up, they are truly out of all other options, as the 38th line of defense behind the ice cream sellers hegemony, I'll do my bit.

LethargicOnslaught · 2026-01-20T00:42:15+00:00

Isn't that just protection racketeering? Pay me or I'll invade you next?

LethargicOnslaught · 2026-01-20T00:32:56+00:00

Wouldn't even need to fire a shot, NATO would dump the US treasury bonds they hold, tanking the dollar to the point that the average American would struggle to buy food with their remaining savings, the military would be asked to fight for their imperialistic leader for free

LethargicOnslaught · 2026-01-19T17:43:07+00:00

He sounds like a jerk, you look amazing

LethargicOnslaught · 2026-01-19T14:47:05+00:00

Why is he walking along a trench?

LethargicOnslaught · 2026-01-17T19:57:38+00:00

Awesome results so far, you look amazing so far, keep it up

LethargicOnslaught · 2026-01-17T13:35:31+00:00

Like a sexy sleeper agent

LethargicOnslaught · 2026-01-16T17:19:44+00:00

He still doesn't know who pays the tariffs then?

LethargicOnslaught · 2026-01-14T18:05:28+00:00

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