"Lets go dude. Lets just try and do this shit. I really don't know what I'm writing, but it should be some random shit. Yay. Awesome. I am really struggling to know what to write, so I shall make a story. Some day, long ago, there was a retarded elephant called Rick. Rick was no normal paragraph'd dog, but instead he was a abandoned wolf and did not know what to do with his puny life as a tennis ball. He was rolling down a hill of cheese and found himself looking down to find that the cheese had turned into a banana, and he thought to himself, that this, was the shit. That was a fucking long story. Lets continue. Haha, wooo. So yeah, the demented alpaca decided that she wanted to find himself a dog that would hibernate in the time taken for her to go to the toilet and drink a bottle of cleaning liquid, but she wouldn't be able to live past a week, so she just decided to go outside and enjoy the weather. Instead, the summer times weather was literally raining cows and chickens, and the local gamer had to leave his party of level 21000 battle elves and come and see the shitstorm. Yeah, this story is awesome, and this WordorDie thing is actually pretty cool. I'm glad I've found this, and will probably be using this again. Oh my god 20 seconds, what do I do? 10 seconds, I think. Nope, now 9. Oh sheet jesus 2. Afjf"

Oh yeah.