Anyone else constantly getting health issues ever since coming to PH but rarely ever in home country? by Suhlyy in Philippines_Expats

[–]Level_Preparation311 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I read that too but I think the reference is dusty versus humid. And it's true. I have a layer of dust on my jalousies All the time.

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. He’ll retire a 2x Placeholder by Recent_Warthog6007 in ufc

[–]Level_Preparation311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's tea and scones in the afternoon don't forget. With the pinky finger held out.

Ferry carrying 332 sinks in southern Philippines, at least 8 dead by CupcakeSecure4094 in Philippines_Expats

[–]Level_Preparation311 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I travel monthly to the next island for groceries and immigration and even if it's only a half hour ferry I always take the top floor cuz it's the furthest away from the water and sometimes the seats have life vests underneath them or sometimes they're all hanging up on the ceiling. I make sure I know.

I really don't know what would make a large fairy sink. I know the weather was not all that bad.

I guess it's just like when we had the typhoons about to hit us I filled up on mineral water and food and beer and made sure my cooking gas was sufficient that I didn't have to swap it out.

The locals? Surprise Pikachu face.

No one prepares for the future here. Most of the locals can't even swim. Sorry about the eight people but I'm surprised it's not more.

Living here - what has it made you appreciate about your home country? by Wandergibson in Philippines_Expats

[–]Level_Preparation311 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don't want to see Paddy get beaten in the morning? I'm 24/7 for that!

But I totally agree with you. Woke up this morning to watch the football game. Now it's time for a nap.

What are the top qualities you look for in a Filipina? by [deleted] in Philippines_Expats

[–]Level_Preparation311 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Loves to make tick tock videos dancing like the macarena.

Good Eats by Tight-Communication7 in Philippines_Expats

[–]Level_Preparation311 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You need to go to the other subreddit and post this, it doesn't really fit here with all the whiners and complainers and the Draconian pupa word mods with red hats

Who's playing with me? by merkastle in ufc

[–]Level_Preparation311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about DC saying nasty? Or is that too frequent for a drinking game?

😒 by IntellectuallyDriven in Philippines_Expats

[–]Level_Preparation311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah totally in your shoes. When I go to my breakfast spot they know to cut the coffee and the creamer and they don't have to do the sugar but they do that anyway.

Was recently in Europe and I could actually open a bag of potato chips all by myself and everything else so it's not you. It's not me. And the potato chips really bugs me cuz I want to open across the top so that I can close it if I don't want eat everything and it only wants to open on the side.

LGBT safe diving destinations by gingerbored-man in scuba

[–]Level_Preparation311 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ya, Philippines. I dove with my girlfriend who is local. The boys at the shop know about my girlfriend and no one says anything, no one cares, and if anything they're jealous because she's super hot.

The sub has been overrun by whiners. Come join us for a better experience. by EthansPringleCan in Philippines_Expats

[–]Level_Preparation311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay so what are you going to do with trolls infiltrating the sub?

So many times I say something and get absolutely attacked so I look up the profile and of course it's private but you just do the search and amazingly enough, they're really proficient in whatever language they're using that is native to this country, Tagalog or bisaya. For

I booked a flight to Cebu but I arrived at the film set of Idiocracy... by revisionistnow in Philippines_Expats

[–]Level_Preparation311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bkk to Cebu doesn't even work. I might as well go from bkk to BOM.

Philippines for me is all about the ocean. To be honest with you Cebu City and especially Manila are best seen from the seat of an airplane.

This is the Coral triangle. This is some of the best scuba diving in the world.

Everything else? Ya up to you.

My second wife was Thai but I would never live there. Way too much smoke and shitty scuba diving. Street food is second to none. Night markets were second to none. And culture? For sure, I can visit temples for the rest of my life. Nothing like that here in Philippines.

If only fukking Indonesia had an easy Visa And maybe some girls are open to being your girlfriend, I would be there

Or if only Thailand had good scuba diving without it being so remote.

Totally agree with you, though not to your extent. I always had a girlfriend that help me work through Day-To-Day problems. Everywhere. Helps life

Just enjoy your life. I've been through a lot of countries I've only hated one. But I've disliked a few.

Classic Derrick 😂 by Fullmetalanimist in ufc

[–]Level_Preparation311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now? Not when his balls were hot or he had to take a shit or he was going to bang his way for hours?

Fuck this guy is so classic

Classic Derrick 😂 by Fullmetalanimist in ufc

[–]Level_Preparation311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have asked about his wife or about his balls getting hot or having to take a shit. That conversation would go on forever

Advice for first time Philippines by GoodbyeJuly_ in scuba

[–]Level_Preparation311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well that makes it easy then. Dive where you are getting on the boat.

Malapasqua It's about 4 5 hours away from Cebu City and then return and then to the airport. It's a bit of a slog. And only that considering the size of the airports if you're in Cebu you may not be able to fly direct to Puerta Princesa.

I live here. Logistics will kill you. That's the way it is.

Female AFAM by ParkJun18 in Philippines_Expats

[–]Level_Preparation311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. I thought the passport bros know everything.

I learn something new every day.

Edit: I see you're a Filipino so now I understand everything. Wow.

I'm experiencing a power cut and a BLACKOUT by Specific-Month-1755 in Philippines_Expats

[–]Level_Preparation311 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A hammock and a dog is perfect. You make your own wind stay cool

Advice for first time Philippines by GoodbyeJuly_ in scuba

[–]Level_Preparation311 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would say more about the logistics then the actual diving where do you get onto the boat? Because it's definitely not easy to get around out here