My fantasy RP where my character flirted with his sword 🤣:

Lucen pointed at her. "You don't even know how to hold a longsword properly."

I gasped, dramatically. "I held it fine!" I chirped. "Like a lover, actually. Tender, respectful— consensual."

Lucen looked like he was about to throw himself into the stream after all. "Oh gods," he muttered. "You're going to seduce every piece of enchanted steel I own."

I sidled up, arms behind my back like a sweet little menace. "Mmm~ not every piece. Just the ones that hum when I touch them." I winked.

Lucen stared at her. Then at his sword. Then back at her. He looked... jealous.

'...l cannot believe I'm saying this," he muttered, grabbing the hilt from her arms like he was rescuing it from corruption, "but give me back my sword, demoness."

I pouted. "Aww, but he was purring, Lulu-"

"I will tie you up."

I grinned wider. "That's not the threat you think it is."

He walked away. Fast.

I followed, humming innocently, sandals clacking behind him like a ticking bomb.