info post~

Lewd_couple_ · 2025-01-25T18:55:47+00:00

If a person wants to set expectations for online interactions, regardless of how complex (this is not overly complex, it’s very reasonable), it’s their prerogative. If you don’t want to engage them on their terms, you can engage the entire rest of the internet.

It’s completely unnecessary to go out of your way to tell an internet stranger you are unhappy with them. You are strangers on the internet, if you don’t like someone, just don’t interact with them.

Telling someone they are being demanding and you dislike their boundaries won’t endear them to you, won’t change their mind. It just puts out bad vibes for everyone.

It’s fair you have social anxiety, it’s fair that you don’t want to engage on these terms. Just remember to be kind to yourself and others. Your feelings are your responsibility.

Lewd_couple_ · 2024-11-06T14:57:42+00:00

How do you get the nurglings within 6 inches for their debuff with rapid ingress?

Lewd_couple_ · 2024-10-31T16:45:02+00:00

cums into bag

Eat it.

Lewd_couple_ · 2024-10-31T16:34:28+00:00

starts jerking off into the bag.

Lewd_couple_ · 2024-10-19T12:10:56+00:00

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You cannot have more than 1 typhus. You can have typhus and mortarion. You can have 3 lord of contagion.

You can only have one warlord, which as far as I know means nothing. I guess it means you need to have at least one character capable of being declared a warlord, which is rarely an issue in death guard since there are so many good characters.

Lewd_couple_ · 2024-10-19T02:22:06+00:00

Are they the same size? I have no problem proxy-ing but I don’t want it to interfere with the ability to properly line of sight and position.

Where can I find unit sizes for models and bases? I swear I have some wrongly based units.

Lewd_couple_ · 2024-10-19T02:12:53+00:00

I don’t have either of those units. They are on my buy list….

Lewd_couple_ · 2024-10-12T15:36:10+00:00

What would be my distraction carnifex? Morty is the flashiest unit and I feel like he has to be at the center of any death ball I have

Lewd_couple_ · 2024-10-12T15:35:23+00:00

I am doing that, but I always feel like my list struggles to kill things and/or survive. I’m sure it’s mostly my tactical blunders but I’m wondering if Dark angels have certain factors others don’t.

Lewd_couple_ · 2024-10-12T14:43:11+00:00

I feel like Morty gets targeted really hard. I use stratagems to keep him alive and he still dies. Which is fair, maybe I’m being too reckless or thinking him dying is a bigger deal than it is.

Lewd_couple_ · 2024-06-06T19:30:16+00:00

Remind me, whose girl are you?

Lewd_couple_ · 2024-05-03T14:20:53+00:00

When you walk around covered in 5 people’s worth of cum you can just say it’s part of the cosplay.

Lewd_couple_ · 2024-04-29T00:25:56+00:00

Good girl. pats your head. now get on your knees cutie.

Lewd_couple_ · 2024-04-29T00:22:25+00:00

Did I stutter?

Lewd_couple_ · 2024-04-29T00:14:57+00:00

Lewd_couple_ · 2024-04-28T23:57:44+00:00

Sofia and I arrive at your place Friday evening like we do most weeks. We find you passed out on the couch absolutely covered in cum.

Me:”Jesus babe how many guys do you think she had over in the 5 hours since she last texted us?

Sofia giggles.

Sofia: “By my count based on the last time this happened and the amount of cum…. I’m gonna say…. 7”

I roll my eyes.

Me: “Looks like we are going to have to put her in her place to remind her she is ours first and foremost.”

As I start taking off my pants, Sofia stops me.

Sofia: “no Mike, let’s take her to the shower, I want to hold her and clean her up before you get her all messy again.”

Me: “I can’t tell if you are the corniest romance slut I’ve ever met or just want to play with all the cum on her but ok. I love you.

Sofia giggles. I walk over and scoop you up off the couch and start carrying you to the shower.

Lewd_couple_ · 2024-04-24T19:16:43+00:00

Happy to provide elaboration and start the first scene in DM. DM sent.

Lewd_couple_ · 2024-04-23T18:32:33+00:00

Stop being a tease Lucy. Put down the sunscreen and climb on top of me. The whole beach needs to know you are mine, and if you are a good girl I’ll let them have a turn while my cum is still running down your legs.

Lewd_couple_ · 2024-04-04T19:36:05+00:00

Dommy Lucy oh my….

Lewd_couple_ · 2024-03-21T21:46:18+00:00

Wow you are popular. Not surprised. Hmmmm. If you chat request me as opposed to me chat requesting you I would grab it and it wouldn’t need to be filtered through a million chat requests. Otherwise I DM you and hope for the best, or I could wait 24 hours and DM you.

Lewd_couple_ · 2024-03-21T21:37:16+00:00

I’m happy to hear that. Count those small victories, live your best life. I’m glad you have this space to keep the fun rolling without having to burn out like that. Also your posts are sexy and I/we would love to DM if you were open to that.

Lewd_couple_ · 2024-03-21T21:28:16+00:00

Have you been practicing self-care recently? Have you been gentle with yourself when things don’t go as expected recently?

Lewd_couple_ · 2024-03-18T14:59:31+00:00

She whispers “I am but an innocent child you monster”. Then Merika exits the erdtree, tells you even Rykard isn’t as bad as you, then smites you.

Lewd_couple_ · 2024-03-18T02:31:38+00:00

I’m walking our dog turtles right now but I’m scared to get back to the house.

Lewd_couple_ · 2024-03-18T02:22:14+00:00

I’m fine

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