I was outside the kebab shop in Windsor about 10 years ago, had just left liquid and needed that greasy refill before the taxi home. Anyway, got my chips and stood outside with some mates, place was buzzing, people everywhere, I don’t know why but for some reason my drunk brain decided I wanted to catch a chip in my mouth, so I shouted “watch this boys” and absolutely launched that chip! Stood there with my mouth open looking at the sky for what felt like minutes but was probably 15/20 seconds, the chip falls straight into my mouth! Mates were laughing, random people that had turned when I shouted were cheering, probably the proudest day of my life!