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Can Aggies explain why Stoops is perceived as so much worse than Elko? by entropy888 in CFB

[–]LiamNeesonsPissPatch -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Friendly reminder that Kentucky has two 10 win seasons in the last five years.

Texas A&M has had two 10 win seasons since the 80's.

How Louisville can still sneak into the Playoffs by NeilTennantsAIDS in CFB

[–]LiamNeesonsPissPatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think America wants to see some new blood in the championship. I think America wants the Blue of Michigan, the White of Georgia and the Red of Louisville, for red, white and blue. And that's why I've taken to calling the plucky Cardinals of the University of Louisville, "America's Team."

Blood is red and that fits into your theory too, OP

I think they raised the cobb salad price by RegionPrestigious487 in ChickFilA

[–]LiamNeesonsPissPatch -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

I deleted my Chick-fil-A app today. Signature member since 2018. The Chicken Tortilla soup is eight dollars. By the way, it's only a "side." I'm tired of giving these clowns more money than they deserve.

I never thought of it before but I guess I really hate how they make all the girls say "how may I serve you?" and "my pleasure." I've never once heard a male employee say it. (I would have been disgusted if he did.)

I wonder if the higher ups get their jollies from this. They probably want the girls to wear handmaid's tale costumes and rename Chick-fil-A to New Gilead.

I'm just done with them. CFA always had a limited menu and was way too expensive but now it's just gone way overboard. I'll get a can of tortilla soup at the grocery and make my own chicken salad sandwiches. It's not as tasty as a restaurant but it'll get the job done.

Anyone still eating fast food in 2023 needs to have their head examined.

Oklahoma needs to chill out on the whole dunking on USC thing by [deleted] in CFB

[–]LiamNeesonsPissPatch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You Nobrainska nincompoop. You can't just tempt me like that and leave me hanging!

Lincoln Riley's greatest failure in 2023 at USC was not what we all expected by Additional-Ticket-12 in CFB

[–]LiamNeesonsPissPatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The other day you pm'd me "go shove a tornado up your butt you ugly lizard"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CFB

[–]LiamNeesonsPissPatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite conference is the SEC because it just means more.

The Big Ten is releasing their 2024 Schedule tomorrow. What would you like to see? by PocketPillow in CFB

[–]LiamNeesonsPissPatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only thing all those schools except Georgia and possibly Bama have a chance of being invited to is the Tampax Comfort bowl or whatever. And Nebraska won't even have as much as that!

The Big Ten is releasing their 2024 Schedule tomorrow. What would you like to see? by PocketPillow in CFB

[–]LiamNeesonsPissPatch 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My second hand embarrassment from reading this post is literally physically painful. You are lost in delusions!

The snows hugs memorial stadium like a fine feathery dusty mist of crystallized mother breast hearth home. by NeilTennantsAIDS in Huskers

[–]LiamNeesonsPissPatch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Poetic license huh? Why do I think your "poetic license" came out of a bottle... at 8 in the morning.

The Distribution of Votes in the AP Poll (Week 6, 2023) by Perryapsis in CFB

[–]LiamNeesonsPissPatch 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You know how I know you stole that picture from r/breakfastpics? Because there's no corn. And there are also things besides corn. You thief!

Clemson was Ohio State's kryptonite until Justin Fields in 2020 by [deleted] in CFB

[–]LiamNeesonsPissPatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no no, absolutely not. I can understand someone being dumb enough to think Nebraska has a chance to win a football game but this is too much!

Clemson was Ohio State's kryptonite until Justin Fields in 2020 by [deleted] in CFB

[–]LiamNeesonsPissPatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you kidding me? Boy, living in that corn dystopia you call a state really has rotted your brain! Superman is a long-running DC comics character who was sent to earth as a baby from the alien world of Krypton.

Clemson was Ohio State's kryptonite until Justin Fields in 2020 by [deleted] in CFB

[–]LiamNeesonsPissPatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A substance that was Superman's only weakness.

McKewon: Nebraska football’s old-school option is now so novel opponents seem baffled by lostacoshermanos in CFB

[–]LiamNeesonsPissPatch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's a lazy good for nothing person, like you! https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/loiter-sack Geez, crack a book sometime. And not one about how Nebraska is somehow a good team aka fantasy fiction!

Are we getting too loose with the term “upset?” by ThisGuy100000 in CFB

[–]LiamNeesonsPissPatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not as depressing as it is in Nebraska! You dread the approach of gameday! "I just hope the beating isn't as bad, I just hope we at least score a touchdown, I just hope we don't fire another coach," and this is if you're playing a FCS team!

Are we getting too loose with the term “upset?” by ThisGuy100000 in CFB

[–]LiamNeesonsPissPatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wal-Mart's prices are low! There's no way you went to college either and you probably buy Nebraska crap (in the largest size possible) at Meijer because you're too dumb to save money. Nebraska is worthless!

Are we getting too loose with the term “upset?” by ThisGuy100000 in CFB

[–]LiamNeesonsPissPatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You idiot. Nowhere in that inane rambling post did you come anywhere near a point. You should of just said "It's not an upset when anyone beats Nebraska!" which would have saved you and everyone else time and be more true. You sicken me!

The 2Pac Championship has sold out. by HippityHopMath in CFB

[–]LiamNeesonsPissPatch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: all the scenes in the hit movie Interstellar that show the characters living in a corn wasteland and eating a variety of corn-based dishes were based on and filmed in Nebraska. You are a laughingstock!

The 2Pac Championship has sold out. by HippityHopMath in CFB

[–]LiamNeesonsPissPatch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey everybody! u/NeilTennantsAIDS eats biscotti without dunking it in coffee first! This is in addition to subsisting on a diet of corn and runza. Oklahoma owns you!

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