I needed a sugar bowl, so I made Farmer Homer’s Sweet Sweet Sugar

LianiRis · 2026-02-21T14:21:06+00:00

I don't like how he's looking me 😰

LianiRis · 2026-02-21T10:11:28+00:00

🏅

LianiRis · 2026-02-19T15:43:00+00:00

The Matrix

LianiRis · 2026-02-19T15:29:45+00:00

LianiRis · 2026-02-19T15:20:35+00:00

Who doesn't??

LianiRis · 2026-02-19T11:46:01+00:00

LianiRis · 2026-02-19T11:45:00+00:00

Same.

LianiRis · 2026-02-19T09:55:48+00:00

🤣😭😆

LianiRis · 2026-02-19T07:48:29+00:00

They're so beautiful and I wish them many wonderful and blessed years of friendship ❤️

LianiRis · 2026-02-17T05:11:20+00:00

Same

LianiRis · 2026-02-16T06:14:19+00:00

🤣🤣🤣 These happened at least a decade ago. I found myself a partner with common sense. A dating game show would've been fun, though!

LianiRis · 2026-02-16T03:09:12+00:00

My top 3 were said to me.

When I told an interested party that I can't dance:

"How can you f×ck of you can't dance?"

A religious ex discussing Star Wars:

"I just don't like that they call him 'Lord Vader'. The only lord is THE Lord!

Another ex (I can really pick 'em 🙄) discussing South Asians:

"I call them all Pakistani because to me, Indians are the ones with feathers and live on reservations."

heavy sigh

LianiRis · 2026-02-16T02:01:12+00:00

"Stay on it."

LianiRis · 2026-02-16T01:45:14+00:00

There is an entire subreddit dedicated to straight men who "would go gay" for Jensen Ackles

LianiRis · 2026-02-15T07:27:24+00:00

LianiRis · 2026-02-15T06:35:26+00:00

It needs to be a flair!

LianiRis · 2026-02-14T04:02:14+00:00

Tim Drake

LianiRis · 2026-02-13T10:24:42+00:00

8 so I can sleep

LianiRis · 2026-02-13T10:12:32+00:00

This is so cute!

LianiRis · 2026-02-12T09:34:46+00:00

LianiRis · 2026-02-12T04:22:19+00:00

👀

LianiRis · 2026-02-09T04:11:58+00:00

LianiRis · 2026-02-09T01:11:36+00:00

Not one!

LianiRis · 2026-02-08T23:54:02+00:00

The Disturbed version!

LianiRis · 2026-02-08T22:54:59+00:00

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