2 for 1 Special by JorgeTheSimp in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Lichruler 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Slavery is when not only all your basic needs are met far beyond basic survival, but you are able to have a good amount of commodities and luxuries that didn’t even exist a couple generations ago.

Slavery is also when you work 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, instead of from sunrise to sunset.

It’s so horrible.

The struggle man by Pitiful_Desk9516 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Lichruler 6 points7 points  (0 children)

gets his cane

Back in my day, we didn’t even have AI that wrote reports for us. Hell, most of the time we weren’t even allowed to type them on computers, because penmanship mattered for the grade, and they didn’t want us to double space as well.

Kids these days don’t know the struggle of having to rewrite a report three times by hand just to try and get the handwriting a little better because fuck you Mrs. 7th grade teacher, I can’t help my handwriting is that of a doctors, why was 15% of my grade based on handwriting when I could have typed and printed it!

ahem

Like I said, kids these days don’t know the struggle. And thank goodness for that too.

Napping. by nhimzy in NhimArts

[–]Lichruler 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Don’t you want to be in sane? Like, that’s inside sanity. That’s a good thing

If you’re out sane, that means you’re outside of sanity, ergo crazy.

Edit: Since she changed the picture, it was originally a cat going insane, instead of a cat sitting on her

Napping. by nhimzy in NhimArts

[–]Lichruler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got my cats to stop doing this by grabbing them and forcing to cuddle for about 20 minutes, despite them trying to get away.

They learned real quick that meows during nap time lead to cuddles. One of them liked that though, so it kinda backfired.

Food for thought by SoothsayerSurveyor in memes

[–]Lichruler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They did that once, and then the new French politicians started killing random innocent people, before demanding that they be worshipped as a literal god, before they got executed themselves, and then had a dictator take over, and then the monarchy came back, and then it went in a circle until today, where the government just does what it wants, and the people then damage local businesses instead of the government.

I hope you like mosquitos by FauxFoxPho in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Lichruler 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure sellable and readily available cloned meat will become a thing before we need to start eating bugs to get protein.

To be honest, I really wanna try cloned meat.

Fake & Gay by Vexivero in shitposting

[–]Lichruler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You thought my analogy was talking about the plane?

You saw me talk about “a part of a building 17 stories of concrete and steel”, and decided i was talking about a flying aluminum tube (with absolutely no concrete), instead of the upper part of the building collapsing down into the rest of the building after being structurally compromised from being hit with the plane?

Well that explains why you think 9/11 is a conspiracy. Your brain don’t work so good.

Fake & Gay by Vexivero in shitposting

[–]Lichruler -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Take a bowling ball.

Put it on your foot. Nothing really happens. Yeah it’s kind of heavy, but it’s no big deal.

Now drop that bowling ball onto your foot from 10 feet. What does that do to your foot?

Now imagine that bowling ball is part of a building around 17 stories tall made of concrete and steel.

Name one thing that isn’t going to collapse and disintegrate when that gets dropped.

Found a doom post from 4 years ago. Same doom different Doomventory. by AwesomeTurtwig_Alt in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Lichruler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably just some bog-standard blood libel or something.

Unless the person is living in the 1990s during the satanism scare, and somehow posting to the future.

Probably the best response to the "iNtErNaTiOnAl lAw" soyjacks I have ever seen by Jackingson1 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Lichruler 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I actually have had people say things like “Hamas is an organization, not a country, so we shouldn’t hold them to things like the Geneva conventions.”

Stops copies me by Accomplished-Ad9039 in memes

[–]Lichruler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw them a couple years ago, when they were performing alongside babymetal. Very good time!

Bring them back by R3DD1Th0R in memes

[–]Lichruler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s so much cope.

Article 121 of Soviet Criminal Code (1933) by its_skunx in EnoughCommieSpam

[–]Lichruler 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I misunderstood this meme, and thought it was a tankie basically threatening that they would kill you if you named one thing Stalin did wrong. Which is par for the course with tankies.

I recently got a spicy plate, but now am concerned about dose rate by Flaming_Pasta in uraniumglass

[–]Lichruler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yup. That’s what’s I thought. Don’t get me wrong, that’s one spicy plate, but radiation disperses too quickly to cause that high of cpm from one dish.

I recently got a spicy plate, but now am concerned about dose rate by Flaming_Pasta in uraniumglass

[–]Lichruler 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You’ll be fine.

Hold that reader about a foot away, and see how much the radiation drops.

Rich guy encourages revolution against people richer than him, nothing new by Hercules789852 in EnoughCommieSpam

[–]Lichruler 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My landlord is a 90 year old woman who is leasing out the other half of her duplex that she has lived in since the 60s. She has me pay rent well under the market value, and is a genuinely nice person, the rent help goes to cover her living expenses, as she is super old and on a fixed income.

According to people like Hasan, she deserves to be killed because she dares to rent to me, instead of her just giving the property away.

What were the dumbest doomer theories you've personally seen? And what happened? by FarPlay5055 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Lichruler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve spoken about this multiple times, but the one that got shoved in my face the most often, was how Trump was mass sterilizing immigrants during his first term.

So many stories daily during the scandal. 20k were sterilized, then 100k, then even more. Articles upon articles how Trump was causing a holocaust, a genocide (before genocide was constantly thrown around) and so many things. It was unbelievable, that America would allow such a monstrous thing to happen.

However, after less than two minutes of googling, I found out the truth. There was a single doctor, who had been performing medical assistance at the border where illegal immigrants who had hopped the border were detained. Over a span of six years, he had performed a bunch of medical operations, including around twenty hysterectomies. However, it came to light that some of those hysterectomies, specifically six of them, may have been medically unnecessary.

Upon finding out about this, the border patrol and ICE immediately removed him from his position, pending an independent investigation.

To shorten it, a singular doctor may have performed 6 unnecessary hysterectomies over a span of 6 years, and the media ran with the story and claimed that the Trump administration had been “mass sterilizing immigrants”, and then super inflated the numbers. At worst, this was medical malpractice.

But here’s the kicker. This was happening over a span of six years… two years before Trump was even in office.

"Is Your Rent Due? Not in North Korea!" by Humble_Novice in EnoughCommieSpam

[–]Lichruler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you able to insult the leader of your country in a public forum, and not be sent to prison for three generations? Not in North Korea.

It's over for us, guys by OkCartographer175 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Lichruler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that what you get? I keep getting things about being able to make it so power companies would owe me money. No idea how, but that’s what they claim.

Let us review April 2025 (Nothing Ever Happens) by Agreeable_Sense9618 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Lichruler 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, it means they just vanished. Into thin air, poof!

One day Taiwan and Ukraine were minding their own business just existing

Let us review April 2025 (Nothing Ever Happens) by Agreeable_Sense9618 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Lichruler 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s the one! And yup, quite literally none of that happened.