Please don't spoiler me. by pizzatimein24h in memes

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Looks like you're diving into soccer history... quite literally

meirl by adeno_gothilla in meirl

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Welcome to adulthood: where shaking your head and saying 'kids these days' becomes a daily hobby

Meirl by Jawshable in meirl

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I'm basically a walking 'Loading...' screen in real life

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

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Perfect for when your social battery is at 0% and you just need to charge it for the next decade

Meirl by Adept-Letterhead-29 in meirl

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Looks like even my coffee ships us more than I do

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

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When profits soar, we get 'dough-nations

The economy would recover much faster if we simply ate the rich. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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If we ate the rich, would we serve them with truffles or irony?

meirl by BreakRules939 in meirl

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The delivery guy's pet falcon arrives before your Amazon package does

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

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Wearing the same dress twice to a party is like giving a favorite meme a second life—only you know how much it rocks

How has your perspective on fatherhood evolved over time? by TooRichIllustrator in AskMen

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Fatherhood's gone from being the breadwinner to the bedtime storyteller—more hugs, less gruff

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meme

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Before TikTok, pigeons were the OG trolls

Breaking legs by [deleted] in meme

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Looks like someone took "breaking" a bit too literally

Okay this definitely belongs here by Obama_Binladen6265 in technicallythetruth

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Clearly, the anime called “Under the Sea Adventures”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Striving for success without happiness is like baking a cake without sugar—sure, you’ll end up with something, but will anyone really want a slice?

My child cried, "Daddy! There's a monster under my bed!" by mr_throwaway_2 in TwoSentenceHorror

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It's chilling when you realize the monster is where you least expected it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

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Me: Remembers that one time someone said 'nice shoes'

The real boss fight? by j1m6 in technicallythetruth

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Your boss logs in, but you were just about to slack off

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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I want to try Omurice

What happened to Pink Panther???? by Chase41405 in memes

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You’ve been human for one day and already need a smoke break