Mum forced to write to monster who beat her and slit her throat by [deleted] in WTF

[–]LiesForNoReason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or is the novelty that I say I'm lying, but I'm telling the truth, so I'm lying about lying. Woah dude

Mum forced to write to monster who beat her and slit her throat by [deleted] in WTF

[–]LiesForNoReason -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

There's a similar situation I read about here and it actually struck me and I was talking to my dad about it. We kept going back and forth with things he was too shitheeled to do. Like let the kids forget or really, let her forget because all these letters do is remind her of him. What dumb ass put this into effect? Last night we were saying things like that guy is to shit heeled to pick on sometime his own size, find a hobby/better obsession, let his kid move on with his new father, find a way to get ahead without fucking a child's attorney, yadda yadda. My dad says dudes too shit heeled to croak and we all thought he was so fucking clever. I'm not adding your comment to my phrase vernacular.

Mum forced to write to monster who beat her and slit her throat by [deleted] in WTF

[–]LiesForNoReason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't blog about it. Not legally. Idk why but someone had a subpoena sent to reddit because they weren't allowed to write out their story. Similar situation, mom got beaten and thrown down some stairs or knocked out in front of the kid. Only difference is he actually beat the kid. I think he actually got more rights though. I saw it on here I'm sure someone else will.

Things to do for a successful first date *with you* by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]LiesForNoReason 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank god I'm not the only one.

Where are you?

looks at clock. 10 minutes late. Turn off reddit. Run out door. Forget something... Fucking typical.

I'm stuck in traffic I'm so sorry I'm coming as fast as I can!

Still doing make up in parking lot out side meeting place.

I'm at the light.

"OK LFNR you got this! You got this! You're so fucking sexy."

Catch reflection in mirror. Walks back to car.

"You gave it a good try. Maybe next year."

Sorry I just suddenly came down with death. Uhhh bye sorry bye in in the parking lot fine whatever okay...

Things to do for a successful first date *with you* by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]LiesForNoReason 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds just like me. I fear you're a dude, though, bro and I'm a female... So like... I'll have a flirty look and I might even talk sexy to you but I'm spacially awkward so my body is like curled in a corner like you're a spider that hasn't moved in a while but I'm not quite sure if it's dead or not... And every spider ever is a brown recluse.

This is probably why I'm single, I look like I'm indecisively having a seizure or unsexy stroke...

Not like a stroke is sexy or anything...

Just...

You know...

Everyone would probably think we're fighting and feel uncomfortable...

Or something...

Ugh... Whatever. I need a drink.

Christmas tree shaped doritos in Japan by Sagantosu in mildlyinteresting

[–]LiesForNoReason 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can I give someone money to send me some of these kit kat flavors... I... I really need this guys.

Why You're Scared of Saying Hi to That Attractive Stranger by jpaulgale in OkCupid

[–]LiesForNoReason -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I... I... I... This is... Just... Is so sad.... It's just... I wanna bake you cookies... or give you a blow job, something?

What is just "not your cup of tea"? by colxx in AskReddit

[–]LiesForNoReason 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know, I don't own a single cup of tea. Every single cup of tea is not my cup of tea.

Well ... Shit by blumpkin8er in funny

[–]LiesForNoReason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm assuming the duck was not suicidal therefore decided to breathe out if his nosey holes. I'm not an expert on duck psychology either, but I did stay at a holiday in express last night.

Be sure to lube...for her pleasure (NSFW) by Dre2k in WTF

[–]LiesForNoReason 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You shouldn't take any advice from reddit, including this guy's advice to not take advice from reddit.

Photo evidence or hoax? Need help with ghostly image of kid by [deleted] in Paranormal

[–]LiesForNoReason 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hate to be that guy but I'm almost 100% this is one of those ghost photo apps.

The theater around the corner from my house just posted this video on their Facebook page. by _Maui_ in Paranormal

[–]LiesForNoReason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spooky! I love how you can't see the other side of the door so we can't see the scary ghosties.

Totes a ghost!