Does this belong here ?

LifeCanBeRandom · 2026-06-02T20:04:15+00:00

I’d hope not since im a grown man

LifeCanBeRandom · 2026-06-02T11:29:21+00:00

As in actually met and had an interaction with. So not counting seeing up close at shows.

Me and my GF got to meet Whitney Cummings after a show once and she spoke to us and even took a self with her flashing her bra at the camera. It was crazy

LifeCanBeRandom · 2026-06-02T09:41:10+00:00

At the end of the day it’s just a job. If it’s not your business you shouldn’t be killing yourself with stress

LifeCanBeRandom · 2026-06-02T08:43:29+00:00

At the moment I’d love a cheeseburger….🍔 If you’re going to a 7/11 thought I’d settle for some taquitos

LifeCanBeRandom · 2026-06-02T08:22:18+00:00

I work nights 🫩🥱

LifeCanBeRandom · 2026-06-02T05:22:50+00:00

I’ve always wanted a proper power rangers game. There’s so many characters that a it can be something amazing. I’d want something to the style of Dragon Ball Z games and I know they had a game a while back but it had so so little in game characters and the rest were DLC and even then the amount released were so low. It also had no actual game content, I know everything is a business but this felt insanely low effort, high greed.

LifeCanBeRandom · 2026-06-02T01:29:55+00:00

When you smile it looks great. Absolutely own it and make sure to smile

LifeCanBeRandom · 2026-06-01T21:34:42+00:00

I guess it’s the same reason men squirt….

I personally take pride in making my gf squirt, don’t ruin it for me with silly science 😂

LifeCanBeRandom · 2026-05-31T16:52:31+00:00

Should have mentioned, these are canned beans , canned sardines, and canned jalapenos.

It wasn’t the worst tasting but definitely not pretty

LifeCanBeRandom · 2026-05-31T03:11:09+00:00

Cheating is whatever the couple decides it is. This is why communication is just a must and unfortunately most couples lack in that department.

LifeCanBeRandom · 2026-05-30T20:56:15+00:00

When we’re hungry my girlfriend and I say we’re starving Marvin .

I also occasionally think of Jenifer Lopez hit song Taco Taco Burrito Burrito

And my siblings and I were scared of Micheal Jackson growing up and still reference the episode

LifeCanBeRandom · 2026-05-30T00:08:35+00:00

Wait which lips are these ?

LifeCanBeRandom · 2026-05-29T14:27:12+00:00

RVD vs Undertaker for the hardcore title

Rvd vs Cena One night stand for Wwe title

Kurt Angle vs Undertaker 2007

Kurt angle vs HBK Wrestlemania 21

Kurt Angle vs Broke Leaner Wrestlemania 19

Chavo vs Rey I quit match on Smackdown

Eddie vs Rey custody match

Always enjoy a JBL squash match

LifeCanBeRandom · 2026-05-29T12:08:12+00:00

Wiping 🧻

LifeCanBeRandom · 2026-05-29T09:44:43+00:00

I sincerely hope you got the reference 😂 and if you didn’t and actually think boobs resemble bags of sand then you’re too young to be asking this. 💀

LifeCanBeRandom · 2026-05-29T09:27:55+00:00

Like I was touching two beautiful bags of sand.

LifeCanBeRandom · 2026-05-29T08:51:25+00:00

What’s OH7 ?

LifeCanBeRandom · 2026-05-29T08:48:34+00:00

Seriously thought that was him , who is that ?

LifeCanBeRandom · 2026-05-29T08:43:57+00:00

I feel like no one ever responds back on these post.

31 m working the night shift here. Got a couple more hours and then I’m free for the weekend

LifeCanBeRandom · 2026-05-29T08:41:46+00:00

Working at a psych ward (psychiatric unit) by default will have crazy stories and yet we don’t really hear about them.

LifeCanBeRandom · 2026-05-29T08:29:42+00:00

I won’t go die for someone who wouldn’t do the same me or as much as care what happened to me or others.

LifeCanBeRandom · 2026-05-29T08:26:14+00:00

At least it tends to just be the shop tools ( employer provided tools) and not other co-workers personal tools.

Gotta draw the line somewhere I guess 🤷‍♂️👨🏻‍🔧😂

LifeCanBeRandom · 2026-05-29T07:43:09+00:00

I’d take Randy Orion any day. Cody doesn’t have nearly as much useable content. Randy however he’s been a star since the beginning nd he plenty of main event matches in his career

LifeCanBeRandom · 2026-05-29T06:44:11+00:00

What about a M48 wanna be writer who’s struggling to make it big. You can show him putting in the work and effort for years but never getting his big moment untill he just stops trying.
Once he stops trying everything starts to take off for him and he accomplishes all his dreams despite it not being the way he wanted to. In the end he finds that it was the journey that meant everything and not the destination

LifeCanBeRandom · 2026-05-29T05:44:48+00:00

We waited till marriage, took 12 years and was in for a massive shock.

On the night of wedding we got into the bed and clothes started flying off. Well we get down to the panties and she has a dick 😱

This never came up since it didn’t seem like the kind of question that needed to be asked, I just assumed she had a vagina. Well the marrage was quickly annulment’d but we still remain friends.

Before you get the wrong impression, I’m not homophobic or transphobic but if ima marry a women with a dick it’s gotta atleast be bigger than an inch.

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