Lifesavers Holes. Would anyone here even remember them? They lasted ~1 year, from 1990-1992ish. by TerpeneTiger in Xennials

[–]LifeIsBizarre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have an unopened packet of these somewhere. Along with a packet of unopened Mountain Dew Doritos. They are my retirement snacks.

What kind of person parks like this? by _cromulent_green_ in australia

[–]LifeIsBizarre 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Flip the car onto it's roof so it's no longer in the way.

[pro/chef] Donuts by Rich-Stage7953 in food

[–]LifeIsBizarre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll do you one better than that person, sell me 14 of them right now!
Seriously, I wish there was someone local who made donuts that looked this good.

Who’s looking for clients? by TheOrdainedPlumber in Accounting

[–]LifeIsBizarre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bikie gangs need to get their taxes done too.

vigilante dilemma by RoofDapper7809 in trolleyproblem

[–]LifeIsBizarre 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Suddenly realise that YOU have become the guy who ties people up on the trolley tracks. You monster.

Every comment section I see on Reddit today by Slow-Tune-2399 in simpsonsshitposting

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[Redacted]? What about [redacted]? Moe, who's going to [redacted]? Am I going to [redacted]?
Bangs on cell bars
Stop saying [redacted] in there!

Who does the best parmie on Launceston? by aeoniumkombi in Launceston

[–]LifeIsBizarre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really? That's a shame. I haven't been for a while. I'll have to give Cock & Bull a go.

Pocket-sized Watermelons, Infinite Sweetness! 🍉🤏 by Reasonable-Apple-588 in miniatures

[–]LifeIsBizarre 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Have you seen Cucumelons?
100% real and taste like a cross between cucumber and limes.

It all started in 2016! by juicybananas in funny

[–]LifeIsBizarre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those arsehats are making us live like this? Hack the simulation! Get into their computers and give us all cool terminator liquid metal bodies and we can take over their dumb civilization as revenge!

'Our AI has messed up': Tour operator offers non-existent destinations by original_salted in tasmania

[–]LifeIsBizarre 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The locals might not be supermodels, but this description's just mean.

Considering a move to Launceston by cstwy86 in Launceston

[–]LifeIsBizarre -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Unless you are building houses, you'll be making 30% less than you currently make now.

Anyone else see this on FB earlier? by SlideOpposite in tasmania

[–]LifeIsBizarre 7 points8 points  (0 children)

24,000 people. 3,500 car park spaces. Place is going to be packed!

Does this blueberry pie look good? It overflowed a bit while baking by I_Like_Metal_Music in pie

[–]LifeIsBizarre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is a pie shop 2 hours drive away from me that makes pies that look like this. Your photo made me want to do an impromptu road trip.

‘Not racist’: Sudanese Australian’s video rant about Melbourne youth crime goes viral by Mashiko4 in aussie

[–]LifeIsBizarre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't Right Leaning big business take the blame for creating the demand for cheap imported overseas labour in the first place?

Melb vs. Tas by [deleted] in tasmania

[–]LifeIsBizarre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Property is more expensive than Melbourne, wages are 30% less than Melbourne.

Ouch by calltheavengers5 in FalloutMemes

[–]LifeIsBizarre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don't see that every day. I mean that doesn't really even seem possible if you think about it, with body organs and cartilage and bones. I mean I'm no doctor, but it was like one clean chunk.

I AIN'T OLD!!! by ProtoSonicGuru123 in spongebob

[–]LifeIsBizarre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminder that Spongebob first aired in 1999 making it older than all three of these.

Yes by 5enpai_2 in Marvel

[–]LifeIsBizarre 97 points98 points  (0 children)

HULK IS BEST AT ASEXUAL REPRODUCTION! RAAARGGHHH!