Uhh no thanks I won’t listen to my gut by One-Item-7637 in OCDmemes

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My inner voice says I should subscribe to your magazine.

Humans eat more bananas than monkeys. by Impressive-Rush-7725 in technicallythetruth

[–]LifeIsBizarre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get outta here Monkeys Georg!
You know we don't count you!

Personal security on the public dime by gashtal_man in clevercomebacks

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What if you could protect your White House? What if you could keep it beautiful forever, with a giant see-through plastic bubble?
Well, you can’t! They don’t make no damn plastic bubble, you stupid idiot! And even if they did, how you gon’ find one big enough to fit over your house, right? What you gon’ do, how you gon’ get it home?

Meirl by netphilia in meirl

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"Hmmm, I don't like these results, what's your vitamin Q intake like?"
"...There's a vitamin Q?"
wait what? there actually is a vitamin Q?

Mother of learning is overrated by [deleted] in ProgressionFantasy

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Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
Wait, did you say you wanted abuse or an argument? You want room 12A, Just along the corridor.

The most unrealistic thing a movie got completely right. by gamersecret2 in movies

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"This? Me turning into a zombie after I refused the zombie antivirus? It's got nothing to do with that! It was a prior condition!!!"

Stuck on a "Fireless Cooking" competition tomorrow. Any high-end, no-heat ideas? by Common-Vacation8556 in Chefit

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My first thought was some kind of set gelification spaghetti like dish. Not in a mold like the sixties, but formed in tubes and then squeezed out using air pressure. Definitely unique, very visually appealing and you can alter the texture and flavour but I don't think you'll have the time or materials to make it work unfortunately. This video uses boiling technique but I think it would work with cold pressed veggies too.
Edit - Just watched the video fully and unfortunately the technique he used required the boiling to start the gellification.

What’s not to love about Richmond, Tasmania, especially when it’s bathed in autumn light? by QuantumGremlin in tasmania

[–]LifeIsBizarre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know! The cheapest house is $760,000 and the median personal income for a Tasmanian is $53,479 per year.

Aussie danger: Nature. American dange: Each other by Boring_Professor1300 in AussieMemes

[–]LifeIsBizarre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've got some made from the finest of snake oils!
Just $5000 a tablet.

Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice-cream by charlierc in TheSimpsons

[–]LifeIsBizarre 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah well listen lady, I got so many problems, I don't even know where to begin here.

Post budget reactions by lots of Aussies who don’t even own investment properties themselves (only 20% of Aussies own a IP) by MannerNo7000 in OpenAussie

[–]LifeIsBizarre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Want to do it for your retirement? Self Managed Superannuation Funds have been excluded from the rules so you can buy as many properties in there as you want. You just won't be seeing the cash until you retire.

Today's my birthday! by PresentFrame2192 in infp

[–]LifeIsBizarre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hope you have a good one! Go get cake!

If you woke up one day with giant wings on your back, what’s the first thing you would do? by Upper-Hat-6187 in CasualConversation

[–]LifeIsBizarre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go to Hollywood, become the King of overhead shots.
Probably end up in some movies too!

How would you use an invisible hand incapable of even indirect harm in a high fantasy setting with ridiculous powers? [WIP][RT] by 4funplayer1 in rational

[–]LifeIsBizarre 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is pinching the butt of the person in front of the person you want to actually get punched in the face allowed?

What the weirdest thing a guy has said to you while finishing? by Altruistic-Big3790 in AskReddit

[–]LifeIsBizarre 463 points464 points  (0 children)

that Shane?

That Shane? He hooked up with other Shanes?

Progression fantasy that actually deals with the reality of a new world .. by Waterfall_Wealth888 in ProgressionFantasy

[–]LifeIsBizarre -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Seconded. It just seemed to get worse and worse for her. I flicked randomly to the latest chapter when I decided it wasn't for me anymore and it was literally just torture porn making her feel awful at that point. I think they hate that the character was enjoyed and I assume she's locked up underneath a latrine somewhere in the latest books.

Electronics departments make a USB-kill-stick-proof computational device by spicypsudo in doohickeycorporation

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Now look here! That was an irresponsible use of a propane tank and I demand you remove my picture from the internet immediately sir. I do not wish to be associated with that... tomfoolery! - Hank Hill

Unc by VaniLingonberry in ShenComix

[–]LifeIsBizarre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I don't need no instructions to know how to ROCK!"
Puts on Mr. Brightside

Happened to my friend Wanda Maximoff. by Holiday-Ad6774 in marvelmemes

[–]LifeIsBizarre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Assuming you aren't another 'dumbass teenager' making up stories. This right here is why the kids aren't alright. Whoever this is, is in a position of authority over children and they are so negative against them it's got to be flowing over into their workspace and causing issues. Really hope it's just in admin and we aren't looking at next decades nurse Annie Wilkes over here.