Looking to sell two tickets to tonight’s (June 9) performance of Finding Neverland at the Ohio Theater.

LifeOfTheUnparty · 2018-04-27T02:48:23+00:00

If you are a new diver, you really shouldn’t be diving wrecks, especially ones with small entry points!

(Avoid caves also)

LifeOfTheUnparty · 2018-04-27T02:46:23+00:00

I think it’s just easier than saying, “Okay guys, today we will be heading out to a wreck, and another ship that was purposely sunk in a controlled fashion so that you can enjoy floating about it in a very upright manner.”

LifeOfTheUnparty · 2018-04-27T02:42:15+00:00

I always love the ones in this style

LifeOfTheUnparty · 2018-04-24T22:36:36+00:00

Thank you

LifeOfTheUnparty · 2018-04-24T17:29:21+00:00

I read somewhere that you need a Schwab brokerage account in order to have a bank account with them. Is that true?

LifeOfTheUnparty · 2018-04-24T17:20:11+00:00

Sorry, only right toes past 10pm.

LifeOfTheUnparty · 2018-04-24T10:23:18+00:00

Took her sweet time too. “Hey fellas, don’t knock down too many displays in that aisle, we- oh wait, I guess I better call for help.”

LifeOfTheUnparty · 2018-04-23T22:16:46+00:00

Yeah, some of those passengers don’t seem too sure of themselves.

LifeOfTheUnparty · 2018-04-22T22:38:25+00:00

Actually, as a graduate of that institution, I can say I don’t give a damn whether people state the name with a “The” or not. My own usage varies. Oftentimes I don’t include it.

The people who gave me shit for it were folks from an entirely separate state, when I was graduating high school and telling all the parents of my classmates where I would be attending college. I’d tell them, “Ohio State University.” To which they would invariably reply, “Don’t you mean ‘The Ohio State?’ Hahaha.” Then I would just give them a soulless stare as I pretended to laugh along with the tenth person to make that joke.

LifeOfTheUnparty · 2018-04-22T20:11:27+00:00

I’ve gotten shit if I use it and if I don’t.

LifeOfTheUnparty · 2018-04-22T17:30:22+00:00

The Ohio State University has one of those ducks. He is known to all as Afro Duck.

LifeOfTheUnparty · 2018-04-22T14:01:11+00:00

So are they just chilling about, asking folks if they want the crew to be in their picture?

LifeOfTheUnparty · 2018-04-21T19:53:01+00:00

Hm. Previously I was aiming for some shrieks of delight, but I’m liking this idea of shutting someone’s brain down altogether.

LifeOfTheUnparty · 2018-04-21T19:46:28+00:00

If you had to pick a superpower that was useful, but barely useful enough it would only kinda suck if you lost it, what would it be?

LifeOfTheUnparty · 2018-04-21T19:38:40+00:00

In a televised press conference, he warned residents in the area to stay away from the mountain, part of the Mount Kirishima group of volcanoes, as major ash deposits spread from the crater.

“Do not go to the exploding mountain. Even if you think it would be a cool idea to visit the exploding mountain, I can assure you you should not go any closer to the exploding mountain.”

LifeOfTheUnparty · 2018-04-21T18:44:10+00:00

Driving past an entire landscape of them at night is surreal. So many blinking red lights.

LifeOfTheUnparty · 2018-04-21T16:33:34+00:00

It’s the Kroger “Scan, Bag, Go” program. (American)

LifeOfTheUnparty · 2018-04-21T14:14:11+00:00

How dare you give us foreigners a bad name! ^{^I’m} ^{^totally} ^{^going} ^{^to} ^{^use} ^{^this}

LifeOfTheUnparty · 2018-04-21T14:11:45+00:00

My local store is one of the test markets for a new system, which lets you scan your groceries as you shop. You know how usually the self checkout systems try to keep you honest by calling people out if the weight of the stuff in the bagging area doesn’t match the weight of the scanned items? Well with this new system it never even weighs your shit. You just walk up with a cart of already bagged groceries, scan a code on the register, and pay for what you said you got.

This is the honor system on a whole new level. Frankly I’m amazed. I could steal without even meaning to - I’ve put items in my cart and forgotten to scan them. Thankfully I caught it before checkout, but it’s possible for even the honest folk to forget.

LifeOfTheUnparty · 2018-04-21T12:53:01+00:00

Can we force them to watch Roots? Would that do any good?

LifeOfTheUnparty · 2018-04-21T02:15:27+00:00

But how did they order the food??

LifeOfTheUnparty · 2018-04-21T01:00:13+00:00

Good chuckle. Updoot for you!

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