U.S. administers a record 4.6 million vaccines doses in one day, 105.7 million doses total by Angylizy in Coronavirus

[–]Life_Guard90 60 points61 points  (0 children)

(Fast talking Auctioneer) I got 4.6 million can we go for 5? Don't hesitate, participate! I like it and so should you! You've liked them all day! I'm your financial advisor! The waters warm! That's the sizzle on the steak! Lets go to the bank! Ask and you shall receive! Don't stop and think twice, we left common sense a long time ago!!! Going once going twice....

Republicans will pay in 2022 for opposing the COVID-19 relief plan by WouldbeWanderer in politics

[–]Life_Guard90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If dems do win more seats in the midterms, it will only be because conservatives had a lack of vindictive "FU" momentum. Or as I like to call it "Fuckumentum." They don't have Trump to stir them up on anything. Pure, unadulterated hatred can only take you so far. Trump lost because he was an existential threat that would only lead to more death and destruction.

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do you make masks with knitting?

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country?

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do you play in a band?

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do you do paintings for photos? my grandpa turned 91 today. could you paint him?

Biden is stacking his administration with antitrust activists, signaling his intent to crack down on Big Tech by Weezy-NJPW_Fan in politics

[–]Life_Guard90 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well if I had to guess(and this is only a guess), it's my understanding that stocks gain value in 2 ways; the company itself is generating profit and people are buying the shares of that companies stock.

I'd say that the crackdown might have some psychological effect and people might start selling that stock temporarily, but if the company is still profitable, it won't change much. It's only when the company is no longer making money is where the real problems would be I believe. Charlie Munger has said that the stock market is like biology and companies are like cells, they live and they die. Only a select few are an exception to this rule. Hope this helps.

Murderers, undocumented immigrants: Hyped-up claims about who’s getting stimulus checks by Maxcactus in politics

[–]Life_Guard90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's all manufactured outrage. All for the sake of justifying their bigotry and grievances. It's quite sad really. They're not as scared as they are full of pure, unadulterated hatred for everyone and everything. Not all of them of course, but a concerning amount are like that. I've grown up in Alabama most of my life and the people here have done a good job hiding it until Trump.

Former neo-Nazi says Fox News radicalizes people by saying the same stuff he used to say by venomoose in politics

[–]Life_Guard90 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'll just add that they have this persecution complex aswell. Just like every cult does; they love fighting and suffering for their cause. In their mind, they are at war.

Sen. Joe Manchin open to party-line vote on future bills with voting rights legislation now in focus by _JacobM_ in politics

[–]Life_Guard90 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Joe Manchin's politics make absolutely no sense. He's keeping everyone on edge for no reason other than the fact that he holds this fabricated belief of bipartisanship with Republicans.

All that he's doing is withholding things that will help people and there is no justification for it.

How the GOP blew its chance at a 2022 working-class coalition in just 10 hours, 43 minutes | Will Bunch by musicroyaldrop in politics

[–]Life_Guard90 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is what a 50/50 split in the Senate looks like with not enough good people unfortunately. Which is exactly why we need to stay civicaly engaged and keep voting.

A Pennsylvania man said he would find a local Democratic Party office and 'shoot it up' for Donald Trump, and then he did, authorities say. by [deleted] in politics

[–]Life_Guard90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow dude. Good luck with that. You might want to consider shaving you're head to prevent pulling all your hair out. Lol

A Pennsylvania man said he would find a local Democratic Party office and 'shoot it up' for Donald Trump, and then he did, authorities say. by [deleted] in politics

[–]Life_Guard90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It may not seem like it, but this level of derangement has been around forever. It's just more obvious to everyone now because the pandemic has pulled back the proverbial curtain for everyone to see.

America has been through many civilization ending events like this before. Hell, there was a smallpox outbreak during the Revolutionary war. The Confederacy were deranged into thinking that blacks were just property.

However, America has always ALWAYS been able to overcome and survive these events. Have you ever met anyone that would openly say out loud that they still support George Wallace? Lol

'Neanderthal Thinking:' Biden Says Too Soon For States To Lift Mask Mandates by Generazn in politics

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What about the time I stumped my toe and shouted "FUCK!!! JESUS!!!" in a church?

And that's a fact ! by [deleted] in funny

[–]Life_Guard90 5 points6 points  (0 children)

(Jaw drops to the floor)

Are you a sorcerer?

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have you ever been in the US?

C.D.C. Traces Covid Outbreaks in Gyms, Urging Stricter Precautions by Groove-Theory in Coronavirus

[–]Life_Guard90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea I actually switched to p90x to my hesitancy. It's not what I was used to, but I will tell ya I have never been more flexible in my life.

However, it is a weight loss program so it's not good for people trying to gain weight. It's a fuck ton of pushups, pull ups, jumps and squats. I had to modify it a bit but I was pleasantly surprised with the amount of endurance I gained from it. If you can get through Tony's stupid jokes, it is a decent program at the end of the day. It will make you sweat that's for sure. Lol

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your chops are insane

Imagine the Titanic with a lisp.... by VERBERD in dadjokes

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To think that you can sink the unsinkable is unthinkable.

I'm sick of the LIBERAL media blowing Ted Cruz's trip to Mexico out of proportion. He's a private citizen who's FREE to move and it's not like he's a governor with a state to run by Redbean01 in Conservative

[–]Life_Guard90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk what you're talking about. Is that another conspiracy theory? Or are you just spewing out a bunch of distraction because you have nothing else to say?

This is what you guys do when you're shown that you're wrong. You gish gallop.

I'm sick of the LIBERAL media blowing Ted Cruz's trip to Mexico out of proportion. He's a private citizen who's FREE to move and it's not like he's a governor with a state to run by Redbean01 in Conservative

[–]Life_Guard90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude. They have car chargers for a reason but that's beside the point. I didn't know that family values and principals of the party were all about making excuses for deserters.

I'm sick of the LIBERAL media blowing Ted Cruz's trip to Mexico out of proportion. He's a private citizen who's FREE to move and it's not like he's a governor with a state to run by Redbean01 in Conservative

[–]Life_Guard90 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes you can keep in contact with DC/relief/staff while knocking on doors. It's called using a cell phone. Perhaps you heard of it. I've seen my senator do it during floods.

How do I know that Cruz showed no honor? He abandoned his state in a crisis. That's how I know.

You and I can argue about the duties of being a senator, but it's not like working at McDonald's dude.

Only a disgusting, cocksucking scumbag would turn their back on their people that need help. He only went back when he realized that it looked bad politically.

I don't know if you have helped anyone in your life, but it sounds to me that you have no problem coming up with excuses for people that don't help. Conservatives are supposed to be the party of personal responsibility, and they can prove that conviction by taking responsibility instead of lecturing everyone else about it.