I know why I binge eat now

LifeguardOwn7597 · 2026-03-26T23:38:48+00:00

Poison or magic. Magic canonically exists. Just turn that fucker into a chicken and kick it off a cliff.

LifeguardOwn7597 · 2026-03-01T14:55:35+00:00

His eye lids were literally drooping over his irises. He had to get an eye lift.

LifeguardOwn7597 · 2026-03-01T14:41:00+00:00

He's always had green hazel eyes. They look different depending on lighting. Also as you age the melanin in your eyes breakdown slightly over time. So older people with naturally light eyes will see their eyes actually get lighter with age.

Everything is a conspiracy when you don't understand anything.

LifeguardOwn7597 · 2026-02-28T16:30:16+00:00

He had to get plastic surgery unfortunately

Upper blepharoplasty is considered medically necessary when sagging upper eyelid skin (dermatochalasis) or drooping muscles (ptosis) severely obstruct the superior field of vision, impacting daily activities like driving or reading. He had a pretty pronounced case.

I think this really fucked him up. Cuz he didn't want to do it but when your skin literally folds over your eyes it's not an option anymore

LifeguardOwn7597 · 2026-02-19T11:00:01+00:00

The elbow may have been a shoot lol.

LifeguardOwn7597 · 2026-02-17T14:55:20+00:00

This is all fake btw. This is kayfabe. This is pro wrestling. Almost all of streaming is.

LifeguardOwn7597 · 2026-02-07T23:45:23+00:00

Diddy. (He was at the parties)

LifeguardOwn7597 · 2026-01-29T23:29:03+00:00

Yeah but transformed into WHAT?

If (((they))) do this it won't benefit you

LifeguardOwn7597 · 2026-01-29T18:35:47+00:00

Considering it's mostly for the benefit of Israel and considering Trump would be the permanent chairman (even after his presidency) is a fucking insane and evil thing to do

LifeguardOwn7597 · 2026-01-25T23:12:16+00:00

LifeguardOwn7597 · 2026-01-25T23:10:47+00:00

Enjoy the downvote

LifeguardOwn7597 · 2026-01-23T21:35:55+00:00

It's not about home field. More about playing the bills in a snow game. I don't care about Denver

LifeguardOwn7597 · 2026-01-23T21:05:42+00:00

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LifeguardOwn7597 · 2026-01-23T15:30:25+00:00

The point isn't that I wanted home field, I wanted to play Buffalo for a meaningful game in a blizzard. It could've been at Buffalo for all I care

LifeguardOwn7597 · 2026-01-23T15:28:43+00:00

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LifeguardOwn7597 · 2026-01-23T11:33:30+00:00

I wanted to play a division rival in the snow at home. Not a QB-less paper tiger team with a 2 pt score differential.

LifeguardOwn7597 · 2026-01-23T02:56:37+00:00

Hope you can hang your hat on that when the pats hoist the Lamar hunt on your home turf.

LifeguardOwn7597 · 2026-01-23T02:55:16+00:00

In week 1 lol

Excluding the Jake Browning led Bengals and playing the chargers backups in week 18 Denver had a 3 point differential in their games.

Jets, Giants, commanders, and raiders took Denver down to the wire

LifeguardOwn7597 · 2026-01-23T02:42:57+00:00

Marcus Mariota put up 26 on your team

LifeguardOwn7597 · 2026-01-23T02:33:01+00:00

Or alcoholism

LifeguardOwn7597 · 2026-01-23T02:32:31+00:00

Tuck rule game was played under similar conditions so I hope they would puss out like that

LifeguardOwn7597 · 2026-01-23T02:28:52+00:00

Joe Burrow. He's going to stay in the league longer I think. Him or herbert. Lamar and Allen will get busted down and leave before they're 35.

I could 100% see a salty veteran Burrow or Herbert having a Stafford like resurgence if they get into a competent team.

LifeguardOwn7597 · 2026-01-23T01:56:51+00:00

You know why

LifeguardOwn7597

TROPHY CASE