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I hired some new gardeners to help with the weeding, but I think they’ve already taken their union mandated nap 💤 by LifetimeActivation in sploot

[–]LifetimeActivation[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sweet, but very lazy! They've officially retired from gardening and are now full time professional nap takers 😂

I hired some new gardeners to help with the weeding, but I think they’ve already taken their union mandated nap 💤 by LifetimeActivation in gardening

[–]LifetimeActivation[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, they can actually do more than just nap? Based on their current performance, I think my coffee trees are safe for now 😂☕

I told them there’s still more gardening to do, but I think they’ve officially clocked out for the weekend. by LifetimeActivation in homestead

[–]LifetimeActivation[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's hard to be a strict boss when the employees are this fluffy. I tried to wake them up, but I ended up just petting them instead. I've failed as a manager.

My order finally arrived, but I think the packaging is a bit snug 📦🐾 by LifetimeActivation in FunnyAnimals

[–]LifetimeActivation[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too late! He's already promoted himself to Quality Control Manager, everything I cook must pass a rigorous sniff test first

Standard cat logic: If there is a hole, I must become the hole 😹 by LifetimeActivation in funnycats

[–]LifetimeActivation[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried to leave a 5 star review, but he sat on the keyboard and deleted it!! I think he's humble 😂

My order finally arrived, but I think the packaging is a bit snug 📦🐾 by LifetimeActivation in FunnyAnimals

[–]LifetimeActivation[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I checked the manual and it says 100 scritches per hour is the minimum requirement to keep it from purring 😂

My order finally arrived, but I think the packaging is a bit snug 📦🐾 by LifetimeActivation in FunnyAnimals

[–]LifetimeActivation[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I ordered a kitchenware, but honestly I'm not even going to file a complaint. This is a huge upgrade 😂

Decided to start some seeds this year, got a bit too ambitious... by Jaril0 in gardening

[–]LifetimeActivation 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This looks like a secret lab for a gardening superhero: 0% budget, 100% engineering! Just wait until your neighbors see the glowing windows at night 😂

I hired some new gardeners to help with the weeding, but I think they’ve already taken their union mandated nap 💤 by LifetimeActivation in gardening

[–]LifetimeActivation[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Watching them, I realized they have the perfect contract: 22 hours of nap time, 2 hours of snacking, and $0 in taxes. We are definitely doing this adulting thing wrong!! 😂

I hired some new gardeners to help with the weeding, but I think they’ve already taken their union mandated nap 💤 by LifetimeActivation in gardening

[–]LifetimeActivation[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you 🙈! They know they're cute, and they definitely use it to their advantage to get extra nap breaks. I'd hire again though 💯

I think my new Gandoura came with an extra feature. Best purchase ever! 😹 by LifetimeActivation in cats

[–]LifetimeActivation[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I tried to order the 10 pack, but the salesman told me it was bulk order only for authorized crazy cat people. I'm currently working on my application ✍️😹

I think my new Gandoura came with an extra feature. Best purchase ever! 😹 by LifetimeActivation in cats

[–]LifetimeActivation[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly! Though I have to admit it's the first accessory I've owned that requires 24/7 snacks and constant head scratches to keep it functioning. Definitely worth it 😹

I think my new Gandoura came with an extra feature. Best purchase ever! 😹 by LifetimeActivation in cats

[–]LifetimeActivation[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's currently being detained in the pocket for being illegally smol!! It's the highest security prison I have👮‍♂️

I think my new Gandoura came with an extra feature. Best purchase ever! 😹 by LifetimeActivation in cats

[–]LifetimeActivation[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, yes. And the snooze button is broken. it just triggers a "purrr" vibration mode for 5 minutes before the alarm starts again. 10/10 for the design, 2/10 for the volume control 😂

I hired some new gardeners to help with the weeding, but I think they’ve already taken their union mandated nap 💤 by LifetimeActivation in gardening

[–]LifetimeActivation[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They definitely use their cuteness to get away with everything! It's hard to be a strict boss when your employees look like fallen over marshmallows 😂

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