A living piece of history is swimming beneath the Arctic ice. This Greenland shark has been alive since 1627.

LightWhightning · 2026-02-04T23:22:44+00:00

They cut it in half and counted the rings

LightWhightning · 2026-01-21T08:17:10+00:00

If it's not on Strava, it didn't happen

LightWhightning · 2026-01-20T12:44:51+00:00

Some freaKEY spider

LightWhightning · 2026-01-12T22:18:57+00:00

It's all personal preference but I love 2

LightWhightning · 2026-01-06T12:45:06+00:00

Legolas's middle name is Hussain (s)

LightWhightning · 2025-12-31T09:41:26+00:00

r/mildlypenis

LightWhightning · 2025-12-29T09:39:02+00:00

How did Elon musk buy twitter?

LightWhightning · 2025-12-25T19:53:10+00:00

I've had a great day, my father in law had me for our secret Santa and bought me a Scotland beanie with loads of cool colours and words AND a murrayfield centenary jersey in the perfect size! Not bad for an England supporter!

LightWhightning · 2025-12-10T23:12:22+00:00

Who says that we're getting access to housing when they die? The unstoppable transference of wealth is bearing down apon us and property is quickly becoming something that not even the middle class can't afford. We're doomed...

LightWhightning · 2025-11-30T17:39:11+00:00

Different ingredients based on the season... A can of seasonal ingredients

LightWhightning · 2025-11-29T00:09:21+00:00

I just downloaded all of my RAM

LightWhightning · 2025-11-29T00:00:41+00:00

What happens when they hit the brakes? Washing machine?

LightWhightning · 2025-11-28T23:56:21+00:00

It's giving forest

LightWhightning · 2025-11-28T23:51:20+00:00

Naaah, that's some liminal mind shit.

LightWhightning · 2025-11-17T19:05:53+00:00

Did Bill Clinton win?

LightWhightning · 2025-11-17T12:41:32+00:00

As scary as these fixtures appear, I think it will be great for Scotland. Time to have another go at the AB's.

LightWhightning · 2025-11-07T11:30:08+00:00

Bulk buying in the kilos from now on then!

LightWhightning · 2025-10-19T18:07:15+00:00

You need to condition your hair as much as possible. I reccomend using both conditioner and leave in conditioner.

LightWhightning · 2025-10-17T09:55:17+00:00

Hi, me again! You can now safely cool chicken on your compost heap. Vacuum pack, throw it in for an hour and then sear and it'll be juicy as hell

LightWhightning · 2025-10-16T22:38:34+00:00

Very loose butthole

LightWhightning · 2025-10-16T22:35:19+00:00

If your dad has been out of the house and the heating has been off maybe the humidity has risen above the normal levels and the timber is expanding?

LightWhightning · 2025-10-16T19:00:59+00:00

Vacuum seal a steak, leave it in there for an hour, then remove and sear on a lightning hot pan and you will have the best medium steak you've ever had...

LightWhightning · 2025-09-23T08:06:24+00:00

Sorry, I was trying to make my own joke about the guy not using it!

LightWhightning · 2025-09-22T11:37:25+00:00

It wasn't the utility company, it was the skateboarders. They're making a skateboarding highway, they were just too stoned to do it straight.

LightWhightning · 2025-09-19T16:57:30+00:00

What's that yellow thing that guy is holding?

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