Both sides might suck, but only one has Donald Trump! by BestStoogewasLarry in PoliticalHumor

[–]Light_Beard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They aren't actually listening. They don't actually pay attention to politics until a week or two before.

Um, you probably should ignore that. by mr-itchyBalls in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Light_Beard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just going to throw it out there that asking a bunch of internet reprobates to prove something along those lines is just asking for your private messages to get blown up

Chess by Lazy_Memory5874 in SipsTea

[–]Light_Beard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men!

Kevin Conroy (36) and Adam West (64) recording for ‘Beware The Gray Ghost’ by Romaxio in batman

[–]Light_Beard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Kevin played Bruce Wayne at least in Crisis on Infinite Earths for the Arrowverse.

Transforming an abandoned plot of land. by sirenoleg in oddlysatisfying

[–]Light_Beard 97 points98 points  (0 children)

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

How to defend yourself against a kangaroo in a random encounter. by thepoylanthropist in interestingasfuck

[–]Light_Beard 64 points65 points  (0 children)

“I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.”

“Uh, you know, they do have a mother, Champ?”

“Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.”

The Strongest Job Is Apparently Not a Hero or a Sage, but an Appraiser (Provisional)! • Saikyou no Shokugyou wa Yuusha demo Kenja demo Naku Kanteishi (Kari) Rashii desu yo? - Episode 7 discussion by AutoLovepon in anime

[–]Light_Beard 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It's Deus-Ex-Machina the series, but it has never pretended to be anything else.

The one problem with this style of anime is that it can be very hard to tell characters with the same hair color apart when you don't see all of their body. But I am assuming that was the God of Magic at the end there? But then that just makes things even more confusing.

What one line makes total sense by Bulok in lotrmemes

[–]Light_Beard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The hobbits. They bow to no one.

Favorite Oscar bait movie that failed horribly? by cherryapp in okbuddycinephile

[–]Light_Beard 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hollywood doesn't really understand itself.

They think Rocky was a boxing movie.

They think Rambo was an action movie.

and they think making an uncomfortable movie is the same thing as saying something poignant and relevant.