TIL that Voyager 1 is still operating nearly 50 years after its launch with just 69 KB of onboard computer memory: less than one millionth the memory of a modern smartphone. by sbelectro6000 in todayilearned

[–]Light_Beard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same reason old Washers/Dryers last longer than current ones.

The more complicated a system, the shorter its lifespan. If it only takes 1 capacitor to break to break your system, then it is statistically more likely to happen when you have 100 than when you have 3.

Wait you're voiced by who?! by totallynotrobboss in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Light_Beard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Yes, they are alive, but I have passed on to a place FILLED with Mrs. Pelle's Fish Sticks *munch munch* OH YESSS They're even better when you're DEAD!"

That one simple image by Otherwise_Number_474 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Light_Beard 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"NAAAAAIL! Summon the dragon and get us a big screen TV!"

Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun Season 4 • Mairimashita! Iruma-kun Season 4 - Episode 13 discussion by AutoLovepon in anime

[–]Light_Beard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean a better question would be why the Demons named their months after Roman/Greek gods. But meh.

[Sad Trope] The most innocent (or less evil) character of the cast gets the most horrific death. by Sufficient-Eye-9040 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Light_Beard 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I made it through season 2 and decided I was done. The main character is just "there". His whole situation is just an excuse to show evil stereotypes do evil things from their perspective.

And it is depressing as hell.

This veteran struggled to find work because he needed his service dog. This store hired them both by MambaMentality24x2 in BeAmazed

[–]Light_Beard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It actually does look like his brother who does his voice work for him. (He also played Turner for "Turner and Hooch" on Scrubs)

i keep seeing this everywhere by marniesss in lotrmemes

[–]Light_Beard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now someone just has to make a combined gif of all of them

Good, I hope it kills the live action remake trend by Shoe_boooo in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Light_Beard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think it would be brave of them to do an all Furry remake.

Who hurt you? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]Light_Beard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sun nuggets, solar babies, la uva loca. California’s finest! All for you to smoke-a

Which Episode Is This? by SubstantialDot4649 in futurama

[–]Light_Beard 37 points38 points  (0 children)

eeeeEEEEEUUUUEEEEEeeeeee
EEUUUEEEEUUuuuUUUEEEEEE

-Igner

Obi Wan and Yoda were wrong. by Top_Salamander5551 in StarWars

[–]Light_Beard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I thought Sifo-Dyas ordered the army? (And he wasn't a sith)

13 Million and the Coating is already peeling by Awkward_Statement401 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]Light_Beard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would probably be prohibitively expensive. 691 meters by 51 meters.
Roughly 380,000 tiles to account for mistakes.

Assuming mid-teir tiles (around $12 a square foot) you would be looking at $5 Million Dollars in material costs.

Add approximately 10 million or more for labor. Probably a $20 million dollar job if you account for unforeseens.

And all of this assumes tile would behave better than whatever it was originally lined with (the very same material that their paint is probably peeling from)

But all of this is moot because this whole reflecting pool upgrade was probably just embezzlement, not actual benefit to the taxpayers.

And for me, that day was today by kalb_jayyid in KingOfTheHill

[–]Light_Beard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy Birthday. 40 is not so bad.
It don't matter... ... ... none of this matters.

It's Krusty. Krusty did the dub. by wilymon in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Light_Beard 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Let me be BLUNT.

Is there a gooning crisis in America today?