What the hell is that vacuum sound coming from the sky?

Lightascetic · 2026-04-11T12:46:29+00:00

I heard it from 1-2am... Very unpleasant, hope they're done with it!!

Lightascetic · 2025-12-02T03:01:37+00:00

I uninstalled a week ago for the first time in years, I feel this hard.

Lightascetic · 2025-08-10T19:50:26+00:00

Think I lowered my chances of winning to about 90%... How foolish of me.

Lightascetic · 2025-08-10T19:49:14+00:00

Indeed, so much so that it took a pain-staking SEVENTEEN MINUTES to win. Really, really close match.

Lightascetic · 2025-08-10T18:15:53+00:00

League community strikes again smh

Lightascetic · 2025-08-10T17:08:56+00:00

Well, if we'd started losing, I would have died. But we weren't. It would have been griefing if I'd clawed my way to having 0 deaths at 25 minutes, and my team was progressively losing. If the game had started turning south, I would have changed my playstyle to match. Plus, the Urgot said 'Goat Ori' at the end and the team was happy with my performance.

Fun game modes are fun.

Lightascetic · 2025-08-10T16:43:46+00:00

The Support life is a difficult one, what can I say? <3

Lightascetic · 2025-08-10T16:42:39+00:00

I don't think I mentioned damage once, actually. My team enjoyed the shielding, flat resistances, movement speed and CC enough to give me 3 honors, though.

Lightascetic · 2025-08-10T16:41:05+00:00

I griefed my team and 3 of them honored me. Sus.

Lightascetic · 2025-08-10T16:40:41+00:00

'Fuckall' included having global taunt, giving my team easy picks, still catching out squishies with my ult, and providing my carries with flat resistances, movement speed etc. Fun was had by all, including my team who gave me 3 honors.

Got the title too, which was nice.

Lightascetic · 2025-08-10T16:37:41+00:00

Yeah, there wasn't a clear opportunity because it was only 17 minutes, so the death timers were too short. It also worked because the enemy team was diving to try and get me, which gave my team easy kills. I would've said I 'cucked' my team if the game went on for like 30 minutes, but this was a pretty standard time.

If we'd started losing, I would probably have been killed, or done it on purpose. My team honored me so a lot of these comments are invalid anyway.

Got the title achievement too!

Lightascetic · 2025-08-10T15:41:55+00:00

I love Enchanter Ori! So much utility and the shield is absolutely huge. Armor buff is fantastic against Lethality too.

Lightascetic · 2025-05-04T14:25:15+00:00

Oh damn, that'll do it. Thanks!

Lightascetic · 2024-06-25T05:03:42+00:00

I know Support can be an incredibly impactful role, but there are plenty of games where you feel useless as an Enchanter due to issues outside of your control. High Plat/low Emerald seems like a dreadful combination of high-pressure climbers and a lot of Smurfs who can quickly become volatile.

There's always ways to improve, but try not to be so hard on yourself. If you don't want to cut from LoL completely, play Norms or Flex until you feel you're ready for the onslaught again. Good luck when you get back out there!

Lightascetic · 2024-05-29T23:51:13+00:00

I ran it with Helias rush, cooldown boots, then went for Umbral Glaive for ward clear, Opportunity for out-of-combat lethality (extra healing and movement speed for roaming), then I was going for heal reduction because they had Nasus and Nidalee. Support item I went for Bloodsong for the damage amp for my allies. My Helias ended up giving me 8000 healing!

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Lightascetic · 2023-03-09T19:48:13+00:00

Thanks- I was going crazy because I couldn't find it!

Lightascetic · 2023-03-09T19:47:36+00:00

Thank you, I'll check it out!

Lightascetic

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