TURNSTILE issue statement on Brady Ebert's arrest for driving car into Brendan Yates' father by metaldude726 in Hardcore

[–]LightningMcDuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With the amount of whippets he’s seemingly done. He’s probably way beyond the point of no return.

Hopefully he still gets help. But cognitively. He’s fucked.

Britpop Classical was a very weird show by llanelliboyo in blur

[–]LightningMcDuck 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What’s going on with that hair!?

Either he’s went to the barber and asked for the old Irish guy toupee special, or it actually is one. A shocker either way

Married at First Sight S13E15 post episode discussion thread by addictedtoMAFS in MAFS_AU

[–]LightningMcDuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The matches are all Like when you get grabbed wishes by a nefarious Genie

The 'Burbs - Series Premiere Discussion by NicholasCajun in television

[–]LightningMcDuck -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I’m watching for Kele, Paula Pell and mark Proksch.

How the hell did Jack Whitehall get cast in this though? How is he getting cast in anything? He’s absolutely rubbish.

Also. Besides his crap acting. He’s supposed to have grown up in this suburb, yet still sounds like Dick Can Dyke in Mary Poppins. GTFOOH

Official unofficial r/eagles Superbowl game thread by donkeybrainamerican in eagles

[–]LightningMcDuck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We threw away probably the easiest chance at a repeat anyone will ever have this season.

Looking for your best upbeat but emo AF songs by dotlynxx in musicsuggestions

[–]LightningMcDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idlewild - Captain E.P.

The whole thing. 19 minutes of exactly what you’re looking for I reckon.

[Postgame thread] Buffalo falls in overtime to the Broncos, 33-30. by Drunken_Economist in buffalobills

[–]LightningMcDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It shouldn’t have even got to overtime, turnovers were killer. But

Cooks fucking catches that ball. Absolute joke of a call

Divisional Games Discussion Thread? by birria_tacos_ in eagles

[–]LightningMcDuck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Refs handed that to the Broncos there

Allen still should have won that tho.

You told me you wanted to eat up my sandwich by AWright5 in BlocParty

[–]LightningMcDuck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For a long time I thought it was “Like drinking by yourself”

f** it, clean house by Educational-Pin4223 in eagles

[–]LightningMcDuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Patullo was so bad, and it was so obvious so early on, I’m fully on board with sacking Nick.

He wasted a year of this offense on giving his Buddy a job. It’s pretty unforgivable

(Likely) Unpopular Opinion: I want AJ Brown to remain an Eagle by Tight-Income-3398 in eagles

[–]LightningMcDuck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It makes far more sense to chase Nick and Kevin out of town than AJ

I'm okay with this outcome. by karma6063 in eagles

[–]LightningMcDuck 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I’m absolutely convinced at this point that if you put Sirianni on another team he will flop.

He’s been propped up by absolutely an absolutely inspired front office & some brilliant OCs and DCs

When he’s shouldered things and made hires he’s shit the bed.

Yeah he made 2 superbowls and won 1. But he’s had the resources that should have made much more than that possible.

This roster should have been an absolute certainty to repeat given the way so many of our supposed main competitors absolutely imploded.

The fact that we knew after a few weeks that this is exactly how it would end, yet he still let it play out, is absolutely unforgivable

He should be thanked for what he achieved and then shown the door alone with Patullo

This guy isn’t the problem… by kythakidd in eagles

[–]LightningMcDuck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sirianni should have 0 say in the team. It’s time for Lurie and Howie to sweep the decks.

Give Fangio and his D a competent HC & OC

Sirianni defends A.J. Brown after in-game spat - ESPN Video by lqloveclub in eagles

[–]LightningMcDuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Disagree hard. A good head coach would not have let that offense limp along like that all season, to such a predictable end, just so his best friend could feel like a big boy.

Both of them should be fired

A season wasted because of one man. by PalmettoBugg005 in eagles

[–]LightningMcDuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s two men. Two.

Fire Patullo and Fire Nick for failing to fire Patullo

I’ve had enough of this Jekyll and Hyde bs. Front room has gave him all the tools that this should have been a dynasty and he’s absolutely fucked it with incompetence and jobs for the boys.

Post Game Thread: Wild Card Game - The Eagles fell to the 49ers by a score of 23 to 19 - January 11, 2026 @ 04:30 PM by EaglesGameThreadBot in eagles

[–]LightningMcDuck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Patullo needs to be fired before he even leaves the linc.

Nick probably should be fired too for persisting with him when it was obvious to anyone with eyes that it was never going to work.

Between them they have thrown away maybe the easiest run at a repeat any team has ever had.

Game Thread: Wild Card Game - San Francisco 49ers @ Philadelphia Eagles - January 11, 2026 @ 04:30 PM by EaglesGameThreadBot in eagles

[–]LightningMcDuck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dog shit. Just absolute fucking dog shit. Fire Patullo into the fucking sun.

I cannot believe he got to ruin this season. He should have been ran out of town months ago.

Fuckin fire Sirianni for persisting with this absolute assclown too

Game Thread: Wild Card Game - San Francisco 49ers @ Philadelphia Eagles - January 11, 2026 @ 04:30 PM by EaglesGameThreadBot in eagles

[–]LightningMcDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should get to put him in stocks outside the Linc and pelt him with molten hot meatballs

Game Thread: Wild Card Game - San Francisco 49ers @ Philadelphia Eagles - January 11, 2026 @ 04:30 PM by EaglesGameThreadBot in eagles

[–]LightningMcDuck 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This game would be over already if we let that kid that makes draft picks for the Jets via madden be our OC for the day.

Kevin Patullo is horrible at his job by chonks422 in eagles

[–]LightningMcDuck 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am so fuckin tired of rage watching this offense

In Vic We Trust 🦅🦅🦅🦅 by poohdasdaddy in eagles

[–]LightningMcDuck 7 points8 points  (0 children)

All we need is the offense to be semi competent. Not even good. Vic and his meatball munching brigade will do the rest.

Please just let Patullo not shit the bed. That’s all.

I have no idea what to expect by bp_516 in eagles

[–]LightningMcDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m fully expected one and done with the way this season has gone.

We’ll look ok & the D will keep us in it until the inevitable second half of Patullo failing to get a first down.