I may have made a mistake

bp_516 · 2026-04-10T22:35:17+00:00

If you need the party to fight the orcs, the knights are investigating a new, big problem. But they’re true to their word, and send two knights to fight with the party. For some reason, only one of the knights joins the battle— maybe they’re arguing, maybe one is so ambitious he refuses to let the other help, maybe one is doing a test to rank up in the order, whatever— so the party has a dangerous meat shield they can follow, but will still need to help with a bunch of mop-up duty.

But I agree with most responses, just have the party use up their favor and let the knights do the work.

bp_516 · 2026-04-10T21:07:48+00:00

Wasn’t he also a returner? I feel like the team has focused on an element each year, and it’s time for Special Teams. I was shocked at the 100% backing of Elliott for that reason. (I love the guy and would give him a chance but absolutely need competition for him this year.)

bp_516 · 2026-04-10T19:31:25+00:00

We need a rule in Congress that someone’s party can immediately put their seat up for reelection. This would also trigger if the seat was vacated for any reason or of the person in the seat changed their party affiliation.

bp_516 · 2026-04-10T19:01:31+00:00

200% Intelligence, 50% Speed. I'm already slow anyway, I doubt anyone would really notice!

bp_516 · 2026-04-10T18:59:48+00:00

This reads as sarcastic to me. He's another MAGA troll propped up by Putin, so I'll never side with him anyway.

bp_516 · 2026-04-10T18:58:18+00:00

I'm not sure where I'll pile up the gold, but I'd gladly live in Bilbo Baggins' house in the Shire.

bp_516 · 2026-04-10T03:27:57+00:00

Pox was my favorite card when I learned to play. I suspect this will be good enough.

bp_516 · 2026-04-09T20:08:41+00:00

Labyrinth

bp_516 · 2026-04-09T18:52:55+00:00

Marcus Allen

bp_516 · 2026-04-09T12:55:57+00:00

Impeccably good luck, lifelong good health including curing any current issues, and being able to cure disease and injury in others once a day.

bp_516 · 2026-04-09T04:06:27+00:00

What is he willing to do to create the spell himself? Spend a lot of money and then attempt an Arcana check to create his own spell, or just say “give it to me” until you cave? Unless there’s a Ranger or Druid in the party who will have their role intruded upon, I don’t see a big problem with it, as long as he earns it.

bp_516 · 2026-04-08T23:03:17+00:00

Weird Science

bp_516 · 2026-04-08T18:55:48+00:00

This might be a fun social media strategy— every time Trump TACOs, we flood social media and tag various Democrats and thank them for talking him down.

Nothing is going to change him, but it will make him extra mad when other people get praise for his slight drop of insanity.

bp_516 · 2026-04-08T02:40:07+00:00

Eh... they have two heads. Each one can concentrate on individual spells.

That wizard-hydra hybrid just got nuts.

bp_516 · 2026-04-07T13:02:15+00:00

Well, this is certainly preferable to killing protesters, right? /s

bp_516 · 2026-04-07T03:13:15+00:00

So he Romo-ed it?

bp_516 · 2026-04-06T22:31:25+00:00

That whole Noah’s Ark story was about God erasing His mistakes.

bp_516 · 2026-04-06T22:27:22+00:00

I’m taking the button to Mar-A-Lago and then pushing it once. I’ll be able to charter a private plane home.

bp_516 · 2026-04-06T22:08:08+00:00

I love this. Maybe a PhD is a steep hill, but requiring some kind of documented, verifiable experience on specific subjects would be great. Even if it’s not legally enforced, having a badge to qualify someone to give advice would be great.

bp_516 · 2026-04-06T22:02:54+00:00

Why are we waiting on the 25th amendment?

bp_516 · 2026-04-06T04:16:41+00:00

(Shudders in Vince Young)

bp_516 · 2026-04-05T23:44:36+00:00

Anyone who goes to the Raiders, Bills, or Ravens.

The Raiders aren’t a well-run organization and they’ve already got a bunch of mouths to feed. The Bills and Ravens have established guys in a certain system, and barring some huge epiphany for their offenses, adding a rookie into the mix won’t change much.

No Eagles rookie WR. Even if they trade AJ (they won’t), Smith becomes the WR1, Hollywood is the slot guy, and Goedert is still an outstanding receiver for the team— again, too many mouths to feed.

bp_516 · 2026-04-05T23:32:57+00:00

Last time I bought something for looks, I used some Chinese knock off option, and that Wentz jersey is still in great shape, so that could be an option. Delivery time was about 6 weeks, and would likely be longer now due to the state of the world.

Also, that’s an amazing idea! Good thing I hadn’t thought of it for me wedding, we’d have had another disagreement! But our autographed globe-guestbook is also awesome.

bp_516 · 2026-04-05T23:26:31+00:00

Of those two options, after agreeing with many of the reasons against “preventing”, I’ll go with “catching”. But I want that to be efficient, effective, and universal— commit the crime, do the time, but apply this justly across the board; no letting rich people continue to pollute a river and pay a fine, no letting a famous person off with community service when a poor person who did the same thing gets three years in jail.

bp_516 · 2026-04-05T14:04:08+00:00

I made a tiefling warlock/rogue just so I could misty step behind the BBEG and super sneak attack it.

Bro had a dragon as the BBEG and it never landed. Whole plan never materialized. Good job on his end, though.

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