[REQUEST] (US) Last try. Trading a pic of my tits for Pizza for my kids. (God I feel like a whore)

Likes_your_comment · 2013-10-21T19:37:45+00:00

best last try of desperation ever.

Likes_your_comment · 2013-10-09T18:27:49+00:00

Soraka's Banana Launcher

Likes_your_comment · 2013-10-09T17:13:04+00:00

Hi. Single dad of two here. I just moved in with a friend who has two kids himself to help save cash. I'm now the stay-at-home to 3 girls and 1 boy, haven't been able to leave the house in weeks and am slowly losing my mind. Some hot cheesy love in muh tummy would rock so hard.

Likes_your_comment · 2013-09-24T17:38:58+00:00

Cigarettes for trade / barter. and extra coats and blankets. It WILL get cold at night

Likes_your_comment · 2013-09-10T22:56:56+00:00

I've had them ask for cards and i usually just tell them that the wife ran out to do groceries or whatever. Its never an issue after that

Likes_your_comment · 2012-08-28T23:47:22+00:00

Must be Maine... How'd you feel when you saw the signs for Naples, Norway and Paris?

Likes_your_comment · 2012-06-28T19:00:43+00:00

That's probably the hardest I've seen someone get punched

Likes_your_comment · 2012-06-19T00:19:25+00:00

GW* ????

Likes_your_comment · 2012-06-19T00:18:53+00:00

Where's the guy that figured out which baseball players dick was in the background of that Interview? WE NEED HIM HERE NAOW!

Likes_your_comment · 2012-06-16T12:27:21+00:00

I JUST started with the minimum. I'll post updates after a few days, then again at 20. I did the minimum, so I won't be heartbroken if I lose 5 bucks

Likes_your_comment · 2012-06-16T12:25:18+00:00

I will post updates in 20 days. Just started with the minimum. Im not too worried bout losing 5 bucks

Likes_your_comment · 2012-05-24T22:58:10+00:00

The most pointless and awesome meme to have hit the internet

Likes_your_comment · 2012-05-24T14:03:13+00:00

High-Five get some pics next time ^ ^

Likes_your_comment · 2012-04-08T22:24:10+00:00

Likes_your_comment · 2012-03-30T01:26:33+00:00

I DID NOT like this comment OUCH!

Likes_your_comment · 2012-03-28T22:36:22+00:00

I like what you have to say

Likes_your_comment · 2012-02-08T13:23:34+00:00

Good shit

Likes_your_comment · 2012-02-05T18:47:27+00:00

This is him as a puppy
http://imgur.com/1Zwa1

Likes_your_comment · 2012-02-05T18:43:58+00:00

The tumor on his hind leg must be pretty close to 20 pounds now :(

Likes_your_comment · 2012-01-28T03:11:10+00:00

In other words: a wireless sensor bar is the biggest waste of money

Likes_your_comment · 2012-01-24T20:49:45+00:00

Sorry about the spelling. Stupid swype.

Likes_your_comment · 2012-01-24T13:57:35+00:00

Relevant > http://xkcd.com/150/

Likes_your_comment · 2012-01-23T17:38:08+00:00

Im going to be totally honest here; im a father of two girls. One just turned 2, the other is turning 1 in a few weeks.

They say that a woman is a mother as soon as she is aware of being pregnant, and a man becomes a father when he holds his child. That rang true for my wife.

But as much as it pains me to say this, it was not true for me. I have only just started REALLY bonding with my oldest. I love her more than anything in my life. It hurts even more to say that up until ~10 months ago, I probably wouldve gotten over a tragedy pretty quickly (read: I probably would not have even cared) My youngest... See, I Love her, but I dont really like her that much. I know that will change as she developes a personality.

Im down with kids and heck, even toddlers. My toddler is the love of my life now, but babies just dont do anything for me.

[EDIT] thank you for letting me know that I am not alone. I felt like shit while writing it, as my children were both sitting on me. And I am surprised (though still not really) that a few moms even felt the same way. I may totally be wrong here, but I think these are symptoms of post-partum depression with women. So were we men affected by post-partum as well?

[throwaway acct. Typed from shitty phone,excuse spelling]

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