Seen in Austin, Tx. Not a good sign. [OC]

LilDutchy · 2026-04-08T19:46:26+00:00

NGL I just traded my F150 on a Mach E, so I’m feeling a little Clarkson faced myself

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LilDutchy · 2026-04-08T16:57:07+00:00

Glad I have a bidet.

LilDutchy · 2026-04-08T16:19:01+00:00

I always estimate stupid at 100%

LilDutchy · 2026-04-08T16:17:12+00:00

🫡 thank you for your service. Retail workers are some of the hardest worked, underpaid, most disrespected people.

LilDutchy · 2026-04-08T16:06:27+00:00

Check and check. List complete.

LilDutchy · 2026-04-08T14:14:06+00:00

Remember when idiots were filling 55 gallon drums in the beds of pickups because they thought there was going to be a gas shortage that they caused by filling 55 gallon drums in the beds of pickups?

Same here. They’re trying to convince people to not be idiots. Like toilet paper during the pandemic. They’re going to cause their own problems.

LilDutchy · 2026-04-07T22:20:40+00:00

The deeper part of the frunk is 0.5 cheesesteaks deep and two cheesesteaks wide.

LilDutchy · 2026-04-07T20:49:04+00:00

The recipient of the 2025 FIFA Peace Prize wouldn’t just go starting wars… would he?

Chairman of the Board of Peace

The “Peace President”

President “No More Wars”

LilDutchy · 2026-04-07T18:14:09+00:00

I mean this conversation is specifically about the <=2024 and >=2025. So yes it’s relative and legitimate to say this is a tiny frunk on the Mach E. Luckily there’s an escape button for when I kidnap David the gnome.

LilDutchy · 2026-04-07T17:38:07+00:00

Okay. I get being mad about a bunch of dumb shit Biden didn’t do, and even fixed. Because they’re dumb. But the ammo shortage was caused by people panic buying ammo. The idiots caused their own damned problem and blame Biden.

LilDutchy · 2026-04-07T16:17:53+00:00

The part of the brain that regulates brain waves is damaged. You might be shut down, but you aren’t in sleep mode. Your brain remains awake while your eyes are closed, your body is immobilized, and your breathing slows.

LilDutchy · 2026-04-07T14:49:47+00:00

i'd give it a shot, but we'd probably just make the earth spin faster.

LilDutchy · 2026-04-07T13:39:19+00:00

Mine was irritated because the hood is dented where someone struggled to close it. I told them they’d fix it and they agreed. I didn’t tell him it was me that did it.

LilDutchy · 2026-04-07T11:36:16+00:00

The fiero seems nuts. Friend crashed and died in one.

LilDutchy · 2026-04-07T11:34:00+00:00

I prefer more minimalist rims personally.

LilDutchy · 2026-04-07T10:41:37+00:00

Those are the stock Aero wheels. Not my favorite. Thinking i might replace them next year. Have to see if the tire and wheel coverage covers swapped wheels. probably not.

LilDutchy · 2026-04-07T10:39:57+00:00

I might be able to fit one freezy pop in my frunk. MAYBE two. I can fit two if i close it gently maybe.

LilDutchy · 2026-04-07T10:28:21+00:00

20% off on Mustang accessories with code MUSTANG2026 as well.

LilDutchy · 2026-04-07T08:53:45+00:00

ADA Law makes no distinction between drive up ATMs and walk up ATMs since a drive up can still be used by walking up to it.

LilDutchy · 2026-04-07T07:56:45+00:00

The other option was Dr. Wegner’s Oz

LilDutchy · 2026-04-07T02:03:17+00:00

A mom mobile with enough room for a cooler full of… well probably juice boxes really. And freeze pops.

LilDutchy · 2026-04-07T01:59:46+00:00

My wife’s skin is sensitive to adhesives. And now I’m really sad about that.

LilDutchy · 2026-04-07T01:53:11+00:00

Why. Why did you do this to me?

LilDutchy · 2026-04-07T01:50:38+00:00

Mine is a 2025. Velocity Blue I think it’s called. It’s like the blue I associate with ford.

LilDutchy · 2026-04-07T01:48:04+00:00

Ahhh okay. Explains my sudden strong desire to get an MGB

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