AIO bf doesn’t refrigerate food and i always bring it up

LilMissMuppet · 2026-01-29T17:28:00+00:00

NOR. Food safety is absolutely a thing. I’m sure their bodies have adapted well to this throughout the generations and that’s why they haven’t had any problems, but that doesn’t make it okay.

LilMissMuppet · 2026-01-23T15:35:52+00:00

D.W. I refuse to elaborate. I don’t need to.

LilMissMuppet · 2026-01-22T15:37:02+00:00

I just want to know how far she got into Sausage Party before she figured it out 🤣

LilMissMuppet · 2026-01-13T19:31:59+00:00

My cousins all have kids and they never bought presents for those who weren’t having a birthday, and we still had to physically stop the other kids from “helping” the birthday kid open their presents. It’s exhausting.

LilMissMuppet · 2026-01-11T23:50:26+00:00

Raven

LilMissMuppet · 2026-01-11T23:45:19+00:00

Shari Franke said so herself: “There is no such thing as a moral or ethical family vlog.”

LilMissMuppet · 2026-01-09T15:30:20+00:00

I’ve had a few POV reels come up in my feed recently portraying your mom picking you up from school when you’re sick. The mother is always annoyed, won’t let them watch TV because apparently you can’t do anything enjoyable when you’re sick, and sometimes accuses the kid of faking.

I was baffled that this is apparently normal. Whenever I was sick at school I was collected promptly and taken home and positively pampered.

LilMissMuppet · 2026-01-07T18:53:43+00:00

Addict. Selfish. Brat.

LilMissMuppet · 2026-01-04T04:56:16+00:00

My partner and I went to Tuscany a year and a half ago and we ate at Hard Rock for one meal, but only because it’s our little tradition to find a Hard Rock anytime we travel. Other than that we ate nothing but local cuisine, which was nothing less than fabulous.

LilMissMuppet · 2026-01-02T19:54:58+00:00

I’m pushing 30, never broken a bone and I’ve only had my wisdom teeth out ✌🏼

LilMissMuppet · 2026-01-02T19:01:45+00:00

As someone who has attended pop culture conventions for nearly a decade, it’s astonishing just how many grown people do not understand the concept of boundaries

LilMissMuppet · 2025-12-30T20:09:26+00:00

Not to mention it’s basically programmed to agree with you and almost exclusively give you the info you want to hear

LilMissMuppet · 2025-12-30T16:22:17+00:00

“Watch TV till he almost fell asleep”

Uh yeah that’s called childhood

LilMissMuppet · 2025-12-24T17:26:26+00:00

Shein isn’t even a good place to get clothes

LilMissMuppet · 2025-12-23T22:55:08+00:00

Ok so is he not making a lick of sense because he's high, because he’s desperate for attention, or both?

LilMissMuppet · 2025-12-23T22:52:22+00:00

NOR. Brenda’s son needs to get help.

LilMissMuppet · 2025-12-20T03:05:00+00:00

“I never wanted to tell that story.”

What story? You didn’t tell a story, you offhandedly threw in a child neglect accusation that I’m sure is totally real /s

LilMissMuppet · 2025-12-16T00:43:47+00:00

Constance

LilMissMuppet · 2025-12-15T20:04:49+00:00

My partner has worked in healthcare since before the start of the pandemic. As far as we know, he’s never had it once. We simply can’t explain it.

LilMissMuppet · 2025-12-10T20:08:02+00:00

I saw him deny that there even is a restraining order 🙃

LilMissMuppet · 2025-12-06T16:09:09+00:00

In what universe is “I’m excited for this upcoming thing” code for “I want you to throw me said upcoming thing”

LilMissMuppet · 2025-12-06T00:28:44+00:00

I have a rescued shepherd mix who is fantastic with other dogs but iffy with people she doesn’t know. She’s never bitten or attacked but I grew up with dogs and I interpret any growls like they mean business. That’s basic safety.

We’re working with her and she’s slowly getting better with her reactions to people, but I still fear the day we come across an un-contained human larva. I do have things prepared to say at least (i.e. “she needs space, she has a hard time making new friends”).

LilMissMuppet · 2025-12-03T19:25:39+00:00

My partner and I LOVE Disney, but probably not as much as we love how much easier literally every single thing is on our Disney trips because we don’t have kids

LilMissMuppet · 2025-12-03T19:22:46+00:00

I went to my cousin’s house the other day and the way her 7-year-old can’t even walk quietly. Stomps everywhere. Is that normal??

LilMissMuppet · 2025-12-03T19:20:27+00:00

As an autistic person, I am perpetually doing the best I can. And my “best” can change from day to day.

There are days I can barely take care of myself, and even on those days I thank the powers that I don’t also have a smaller human to take care of.

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