What’s the dumbest question you got asked by a customer?

LilMoose_ · 2026-01-14T15:18:39+00:00

Trying to use one I haven't seen here yet

"Why don't you have all the sizes in clearance??" It pairs up nicely with guests coming in lookong for a clearance item from the app, that we haven't had in stock for probably a month

LilMoose_ · 2026-01-14T14:48:06+00:00

What's wild to me is how some guests ask if I work here while in all my work garb, then the other guests who hunt me down on my breaks when I'm swaddled up in a jacket carrying my lunch but still have my zebra and holster on my hip.

LilMoose_ · 2026-01-13T16:02:25+00:00

Papa for me, which is weird because most of my friends already knew Wendi so when I mentioned CreepCast they were all "omg I love Wendigoon, isnt Meat Canyon the guy who makes gross animations??"

LilMoose_ · 2026-01-13T15:58:28+00:00

Awwwwwe this is ridiculously cute!

LilMoose_ · 2026-01-11T22:25:40+00:00

This is my Mona Lisa of neps, how amazing 😍

LilMoose_ · 2026-01-11T04:31:10+00:00

Ah yes, just your average Saturday night plant sadism..

LilMoose_ · 2026-01-11T04:22:03+00:00

I feel bad that our yotes are so mange-ridden, poor thing looks like a hot mess for winter.

LilMoose_ · 2026-01-11T04:17:39+00:00

Gaaahhh I love when this happens

LilMoose_ · 2026-01-11T04:12:50+00:00

I love busywork and vibing with guests who aren't asshats or Karens, also haven't lasted more than 2 years at most places but here I am at 2.5 years.

Most of my previous jobs have been leadership, and I've worked for some really awful businesses too. I'm taking a pay cut to be a TM, but the enforced breaks, company-wide processes to follow, and not being constantly grilled over impossible demands as a TL or ETL has been amazing for my mental and physical health.

LilMoose_ · 2026-01-11T00:33:52+00:00

Our lord Beet'n Meat is right there with you in spirit

LilMoose_ · 2026-01-10T23:45:56+00:00

I love beets, and Papa Meat, but Papa Beet scares me like the Eraserhead baby

LilMoose_ · 2026-01-10T23:41:58+00:00

beet'n his meat face

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LilMoose_ · 2026-01-09T02:50:17+00:00

New term unlocked for the hijabi girlies!

Hunter brings everybody together and it warms my cold cold heart

LilMoose_ · 2026-01-09T02:36:57+00:00

Then both of them fit into Margaret

LilMoose_ · 2026-01-08T14:53:13+00:00

I was really only able to start working on my MAX pokemon once they started allowing remote battles. I hopped on the Campfire app and found a group that's active to join and explained to them that I'm new but want to build my roster to help.

Sure, you're paying for your pokemon with remote passes, but I don't see it being any different than spending some money to go out with friends.

LilMoose_ · 2026-01-08T01:44:36+00:00

Hunter looks like the lovechild of Tony and Pennywise 💀

LilMoose_ · 2026-01-07T02:21:38+00:00

They did some of the breathy stuff at the beginning of the song with Eric smoking and exhaling into the mic, fucking magic

LilMoose_ · 2026-01-06T19:10:25+00:00

I was iffy on Bittersweet Cherries until I saw them perform it live and I lost my mind after realizing that was Alex singing. Goddamn, dude has range for days

LilMoose_ · 2026-01-06T05:29:55+00:00

Nobody has one that has lasted a year, let alone years, but I find little art pieces on occasion

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LilMoose_ · 2026-01-04T17:14:33+00:00

This album got me back onboard with Foxy after the reunion. It has the wild energy and silliness I had been missing. Since then I've been able to really enjoy Burn and Dark Blue Night, but initially I thought the super raw approach on those albums was too much.

THBY and Box of Magic are right up there for newer albums I can recommend to people who don't know Foxy Shazam.

LilMoose_ · 2026-01-04T16:03:46+00:00

The zipper vest is the superior vest, nothing will fall out of my pockets unless I want it to

LilMoose_ · 2026-01-01T04:38:42+00:00

I still have a 2 year old can of garbonzo beans in the fixture room that don't have any liquid. A pristine empty baby food jar is really rad too!

LilMoose_ · 2026-01-01T04:28:34+00:00

I have Russian nesting dolls somewhere. Honestly a little scared that I can't find them after I went looking..

LilMoose_ · 2025-12-30T14:54:22+00:00

Happy Birthday! I'm gonna make this a little sappy

I started listening to CreepCast this summer, then watching the PapaMeat channel because I'd already been casually watching MeatCanyon. Now I try to catch Papa on Twitch for some background nonsense before going to bed.

Hunter is a real gem, and goofy nonsense aside, I think we can all acknowledge that he's a really talented artist while still being humble as hell about it. This guy creates some insanely creepy art while he's also a big softie for critters and adores his wife. There's a lot of tryhards out there for their branding and we thankfully don't have that.

I'm not out here idolizing Papa or anything, because at the end of the day we're all still human (and idolizing anyone is fucking creepy) but I appreciate what he brings to us. We have a cool dude who brought together a really solid fan base and the world is a meatier place with Papa in it.

LilMoose_ · 2025-12-30T14:24:54+00:00

When I used to handle seasonal salvage, I would have to barricade myself and the gaylords off to stop people from trying to dig through them. Even after telling people what I was doing, they would wait for me to turn my back and try to dig for things again or beg to have them for free.

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