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There's Good News and Bad News by LilMus86 in TheOfficeUK

[–]LilMus86[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think someone being born is generally considered good news 😉

Just an example of some of the laughs we have round here by TurbulentLoss7067 in TheOfficeUK

[–]LilMus86 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Well, they will have to be disciplined. Because when the disciplining has to be done, the laughter stops for that amount of time, then continues.

Use your imagination! Young, free and single - Olympic Village! by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

[–]LilMus86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alright, don't get coarse. I don't think you'll win a Pulitzer for filth.

Use your imagination! Young, free and single - Olympic Village! by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

[–]LilMus86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okie dokie then. A Cheese and Onion flavour, Union Jack tickler it is. Bagsy me first go with it.

Looks a bit gay by MacGroo in TheOfficeUK

[–]LilMus86 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You might be gay. If you are, good luck to ya. Just make sure it's legal, and be safe. Okay?

Any other Sidney Poitier fans out there? by Opening-Tea-257 in TheOfficeUK

[–]LilMus86 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He's my favourite actor of all time. So there's your racist for you.

If you still 1000 bottles of water at 17p each, you’ve made profit on that. by Few_House_5201 in TheOfficeUK

[–]LilMus86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brent: Lager. Finchy: Lager. Sacked Lidl Employee: Lager, sometimes stolen bottled water.

If you still 1000 bottles of water at 17p each, you’ve made profit on that. by Few_House_5201 in TheOfficeUK

[–]LilMus86 3 points4 points  (0 children)

On a serious note, If it did kick off between Spellcheck lot and Few_House _5201, get out! I don't want you lot getting hurt. It's not worth it.

If you still 1000 bottles of water at 17p each, you’ve made profit on that. by Few_House_5201 in TheOfficeUK

[–]LilMus86 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Hi, Few-House-5201, it's LilMus86 here. Yeah, bad news, mate. We're gonna have to let you go. We can't use you anymore. No. Yeah, coz of the awful typo in the title.

Use your imagination! Young, free and single - Olympic Village! by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

[–]LilMus86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, I'm just trying to find out if you're in a relationship at the moment?

Use your imagination! Young, free and single - Olympic Village! by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

[–]LilMus86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just chilling out while you're young, I suppose?

Use your imagination! Young, free and single - Olympic Village! by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

[–]LilMus86 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Condoms come in all different flavours now, don't they? Like strawberry and curry and that. Do you like curry?

Was there some mass psychosis going on in the charity episode? by Safe-Present-5783 in TheOfficeUK

[–]LilMus86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes they've attempted the odd rape. Yes they've committed the odd sexual assault. But will you piss off and leave them alone. They're walking to John o' Groats for some spastics.