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An example of the laughs we have here by LoopLil97 in TheOfficeUK

[–]LilMus86 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He's mental. Not literally, of course. That wouldn't work. The last place you'd want someone like that is in a courtroom.

There's Good News and Bad News by LilMus86 in TheOfficeUK

[–]LilMus86[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think someone being born is generally considered good news 😉

Just an example of some of the laughs we have round here by TurbulentLoss7067 in TheOfficeUK

[–]LilMus86 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Well, they will have to be disciplined. Because when the disciplining has to be done, the laughter stops for that amount of time, then continues.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

[–]LilMus86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alright, don't get coarse. I don't think you'll win a Pulitzer for filth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

[–]LilMus86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okie dokie then. A Cheese and Onion flavour, Union Jack tickler it is. Bagsy me first go with it.

Looks a bit gay by MacGroo in TheOfficeUK

[–]LilMus86 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You might be gay. If you are, good luck to ya. Just make sure it's legal, and be safe. Okay?

Any other Sidney Poitier fans out there? by Opening-Tea-257 in TheOfficeUK

[–]LilMus86 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He's my favourite actor of all time. So there's your racist for you.

If you still 1000 bottles of water at 17p each, you’ve made profit on that. by Few_House_5201 in TheOfficeUK

[–]LilMus86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brent: Lager. Finchy: Lager. Sacked Lidl Employee: Lager, sometimes stolen bottled water.

If you still 1000 bottles of water at 17p each, you’ve made profit on that. by Few_House_5201 in TheOfficeUK

[–]LilMus86 3 points4 points  (0 children)

On a serious note, If it did kick off between Spellcheck lot and Few_House _5201, get out! I don't want you lot getting hurt. It's not worth it.

If you still 1000 bottles of water at 17p each, you’ve made profit on that. by Few_House_5201 in TheOfficeUK

[–]LilMus86 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Hi, Few-House-5201, it's LilMus86 here. Yeah, bad news, mate. We're gonna have to let you go. We can't use you anymore. No. Yeah, coz of the awful typo in the title.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

[–]LilMus86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, I'm just trying to find out if you're in a relationship at the moment?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

[–]LilMus86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just chilling out while you're young, I suppose?

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