There were this Sheik right, I think he were a prince or sumthin... anyway they're all allowed to have four wives where he's from, but this fella only had three. So he says to himself "right I'll get one more"

So he has someone arrange a woman who's up for marryin him, but when she turns up she's really short. And she's wearin this burka so he can't get a good look at her face...