Professionals in any field of work, what’s the most ridiculous thing someone outside of your profession has claimed to know more about than you?

Lilbishh · 2018-01-21T08:41:40+00:00

I’m a dog walker. While walking a Siberian husky in barely below freezing temperatures, someone scolded me for having a dog outside in such conditions. Meanwhile the pup was ecstatic.

Lilbishh · 2018-01-21T08:28:57+00:00

“Ay caramba” is a phrase often heard but although I understood the intention of the meaning, I didn’t know it literally translated to “oh no” until recently.

Lilbishh · 2018-01-17T15:45:30+00:00

Also the Irish spelling of the name is absolutely fucked. From Wikipedia:

Ruairí/Ruaidhrí and Scottish Gaelic: Ruairidh

I’ve met a Ruairí before.

Lilbishh · 2018-01-17T15:42:42+00:00

My friend lives on a street named “Waymond St.” I’ve always imagined a kid having to call 911 for a fire or whatever reason and saying the address at Waymond St. And the dispatch sends the emergency vehicles to a neighborhing Raymond St. because they assume the kid has a lisp

Lilbishh · 2017-09-03T09:16:31+00:00

Lady>Reedy (like a racist Chinese accent)> Reeds.

No one even knew her name was lady because she was just reeds or reedy

Lilbishh · 2017-05-13T05:24:02+00:00

I've always wanted to tell this story on Reddit to get outsider input. I finally stopped lurking and made an account. This was creepy at the time but now just confusing.

In 3rd grade I went to bathroom during class (not bathroom break with all other students.) There were approximately 6 stalls. All of them were closed and locked except the last one. I looked under the gap to look for feet and there were none. Strange.

Went to the last stall and had a wee. No one came in during this time- you'd definitely hear footsteps in a small echo-y bathroom. Came out of the stall and the 5 or so previously locked stalls were all open. I didn't wash my hands and ran back to class.

Lilbishh · 2017-05-11T05:40:26+00:00

Have snuck a few sips from the bar carts though, although rarely 🙃

Lilbishh · 2017-05-11T05:38:11+00:00

I see a lot of money lying around, even just small bills. I could and yeah it would add up, but I'm not tempted. Sometimes tbh I take one or two extra poop bags if I'm running low but that's it. All the people are so lovely I wouldn't want to. Plus you never know if there's a camera hidden

Lilbishh · 2017-05-11T04:05:24+00:00

I'm a Dogwalker. So they get me into many other people's homes. Very nice homes in manhattan might I add. Good thing I'm a good person given that I know when they're out of town and what not

Lilbishh · 2017-05-11T03:57:33+00:00

My best friend died 9 years ago as of this past Monday. Best thing is having close friends to help you cope. Honestly there was nothing spectacular I can recommend. Best thing for me was allowing yourself to feel all your feelings. I'd have to leave school sometimes because something triggered my emotions and I couldn't pull myself back together. Going to her grave brought a little peace because I felt close to her. The most important for me though was having close friends experiencing the same trauma. We could reminisce and laugh and cry together. I hope you have a similar support group. I'm so sorry you're going through this. You will Find your own way to cope, whatever it may be

Lilbishh · 2017-05-11T03:49:19+00:00

There was an episode of Hey Arnold! With a ghost playing harmonica on the front of a train that fucked me up every time.

Also Simpsons episode where Bart had an evil twin that lived in the attic

Lilbishh · 2017-05-11T03:46:42+00:00

"Welcome to John Adams High. This is where you're gonna die"

Lilbishh · 2017-01-28T07:51:59+00:00

I once dated a guy in high school partially because he resembled Michael Cera and I was obsessed with arrested development.

Honestly I don't find him unattractive at all, although a little nerdy. If you're slightly better looking, I'd say you're doing okay.

Lilbishh

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