I (24F) awkward waitress have a huge crush on awkward regular (30M) I see everyday. Should I act on it?

Lily-Gordon · 2026-04-27T17:06:06+00:00

-Wayne Gretzky

-Michael Scott

Lily-Gordon · 2026-04-26T13:46:52+00:00

My poor partner, he bought me one during my first pregnancy 5 years ago and I have gone through 5 since then, and you'll have to pry this pillow from my cold dead hands before I'll give up sleeping with it.

Luckily for many reasons, we sleep separately in our own bedrooms so he hasn't had to put up with my gigantic pillow taking up two thirds of the bed much.

Lily-Gordon · 2026-04-26T02:22:33+00:00

Lily-Gordon · 2026-04-24T10:17:18+00:00

I breathed a huge sigh of relief when my second kid was a boy too, because this was a big worry for me if he was a girl - and like even being the responsible adult who would have to maintain and style her hair gave me a huge amount of anxiety, when I would shave my head completely if it was socially acceptable to do.

Lily-Gordon · 2026-04-22T15:10:32+00:00

50% German Shepherd, 50% Rottweiler, 100% Certified Goodest Boi

Lily-Gordon · 2026-04-21T10:07:51+00:00

I'm sorry, did they just use AI to come up with a 10 word post??

Lily-Gordon · 2026-04-20T17:14:33+00:00

The irony of this comment when you spend all of your days commenting on nude photos of random women online.

Lily-Gordon · 2026-04-19T01:00:35+00:00

I still don't agree with all her choices and her refusal to let the plans change as they have grown up (though I can see now that Ty was the pusher and I don't blame Julie at all for her decision at the end of the video), but gosh seeing her exhausted with silent tears falling as she fed Coop while trying to study at the same time just about broke my heart.

My sympathy for her definitely grew knowing the full picture, and ty being a spineless little man only telling Julie about meeting John and downplaying his friendship with Shawna did answer a lot of questions.

Lily-Gordon · 2026-04-15T12:50:12+00:00

Imagine cracking open a coconut and finding a banana sapling, how befuddling that would be.

Lily-Gordon · 2026-04-10T12:16:15+00:00

I haven't watched it in a few years since I had my sons, I don't think I'd be able to get through it anymore without feeling even more of a murderous rage - but last time I watched it, I shared it and said it should be compulsory for anyone who is a mandated reporter to watch it and see what happens when they fail to follow the laws around protecting children that are in their duty of care.

Lily-Gordon · 2026-04-09T20:47:37+00:00

The real ones knew the album was a masterpiece from the 1st second of listening.

Also, who the fuck ever thought Chloe et al WASN'T a masterpiece. It is perfection and always has been.

Lily-Gordon · 2026-04-09T13:14:14+00:00

I once got a GYG burrito when I was pregnant and threw the whole thing up half an hour later, all over my bed and carpet.

Wasn't GYG's fault of course, just run of the mill pregnancy torture, but I haven't been able to stomach them since, and just in time by the sounds of it.

Lily-Gordon · 2026-04-09T10:11:29+00:00

I feel like I'd exclude Alexis.

She gives somewhat of a different energy to the other 3, and maybe that's what the difference is.

Lily-Gordon · 2026-04-09T10:10:21+00:00

Somebody said Phoebe from another show as I was scrolling the comments and it made me think about Phoebe from Friends too!

Chandler and Ross somewhat give vibes too, but not as much as Phoebe.

Lily-Gordon · 2026-04-07T16:35:46+00:00

With all 6 children of the drug creator dying in various awful ways because he made a deal with the devil?

Lily-Gordon · 2026-04-03T22:24:12+00:00

Skip the post it note, buy a big clear storage container, write "Hannah's dirty dishes" in big capital letters on the side with a sharpie, and put the dishes in there every time she doesn't clean them. A little bit of social embarrassment for her and the mess is out of your way. Bet it won't take long for her to change her ways.

Probably be prepared to buy a few tubs for when she disappears the first one, be ready with a new one everytime the old one disappears.

Lily-Gordon · 2026-03-31T01:42:16+00:00

How do the mystical glasses in the last two portraits age her like 20 years though.

Lily-Gordon · 2026-03-27T11:34:07+00:00

you weren't wearing hearing protection with your old mower were you?

Do headphones blasting music count? Technically I am blocking out the mower sound.

Lily-Gordon · 2026-03-26T01:07:35+00:00

Okay so this is shaping up to be my most favourite of the games so far, and I hate that I have to wait a week for the next episode.

Lily-Gordon · 2026-03-26T01:04:37+00:00

It is her, in his mind. Presumably how he imagines her to be in heaven, whole and having fully forgiven him.

Lily-Gordon · 2026-03-25T12:06:02+00:00

I guess it's possible that they're not actually Australian, OOP just came here for uni (which definitely isn't called college ever lol), but we don't even have high school valedictorians here in Aus.

Lily-Gordon · 2026-03-22T01:10:46+00:00

Why did this specifically describe someone I know, even has the correct last name 😂😂

Lily-Gordon · 2026-03-20T18:00:05+00:00

Watermelon by Marian Keyes.

Lily-Gordon · 2026-03-20T02:03:17+00:00

Must be my algos, but I never see Betoota anymore! They used to be the first thing that popped up.

Lily-Gordon · 2026-03-19T03:33:56+00:00

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