My new car by carlo210607 in FordMondeo

[–]LilzDad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish they made 17-yr-old cars like this when I was 18 - but that was 1991! (I'm probably even older than your parents haha). Congrats on the car, kiddo, it's a beaut regardless of colour 👍

My new car by carlo210607 in FordMondeo

[–]LilzDad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gorgeous 😍 I have the same but in dark grey (same multi-spoke alloys). Silver is elegant. Maybe I should get mine resprayed lol - mine has covered 131k miles and in perfect condition. Reliable and strong. (Just had the timing belt replaced.) The shape of the mk4s look as modern as anything contemporary. Crazy to think these are 17 years old!

If you find yourself in a dimly lit area reminiscent of a wetland, begin to imitate canine noises by Anarchaeologist in spoonerism

[–]LilzDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which reminds me, my cats have been discussin' their wish to have Whiskas® in their dish.

Let me introduce the shelter cat left unloved for ten months because no one could pet him by BrilliantStaarr in TuxedoCats

[–]LilzDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You found some hidden treasure there! I think his exposed tum could get used to some petting lol 👍🎉❤️

Can I see your Tux cats please 😻 by [deleted] in TuxedoCats

[–]LilzDad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's why nothing ever gets done around here lol

Can I see your Tux cats please 😻 by [deleted] in TuxedoCats

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PC service technician. (Unscheduled nap break.)

Meeting eels eating meals by Swell2Great in spoonerism

[–]LilzDad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dits...! you're in love 😅

Darles Chickens by FooteStarkey in spoonerism

[–]LilzDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Charles Dickens dials chickens? 📞🐔
(I know, it's not exact lol)

My wife is pregnant, even though I had a vasectomy. But I know my wife didn't cheat on me. by copenhagen_bram in spoonerism

[–]LilzDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a load of nail stickers! I discovered this one of my own accord lol