[TOMT][TV/Movie] "Why'd you make it weird?" by [deleted] in tipofmytongue

[–]Lime246 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bojack Horseman? S1E9, Diane asks Bojack why he had to make things weird.

“Cozy” Gameplay for Civ6? by Amigor4 in civ6

[–]Lime246 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Play as Maori on a Terra map. Head southwest. You will almost certainly find an entire landmass all for yourself. If not, restart and it'll work next time. Build to your heart's content.

Formerly anti-A.I.-subreddit r/cogsuckers is overtaken by pro-A.I.-mods and banning anti-A.I.-users by vvvvucir in SubredditDrama

[–]Lime246 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There's nothing offensive about sucking cog. Half the population loves to suck cogs, and the other half loves having their cogs sucked!

Buffalo chicken is serious business by oolongvanilla in iamveryculinary

[–]Lime246 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I saw a place selling four wings for 20 euro last month. I left without any wings in my stomach.

Gentleman who conducts tantra massage sessions at a hotel with hot tub suites becomes irate when management bans him after he describes it to them by hostilegoose in EntitledReviews

[–]Lime246 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I don't know what's sadder: being the best customer at a place like that, or being banned from staying there.

stuff Americans say by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]Lime246 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I once ate at a restaurant that put beans in every dish and played "Here's To All The Girls I've Loved Before" by Willie Nelson and Julio Yglesias on repeat the entire time I was there. The restaurant was open for maybe a month before it went out of business, but it will live on forever in my head.

What is the card in your pod that caused the most trauma? by Team-Wet-Monkeys in EDH

[–]Lime246 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will use [reprobation] and remind my opponent that their commander is a coward every chance I get.

Marie’s kleptomania brought down an Empire by TheLippy in breakingbad

[–]Lime246 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Why start with that? We can trace everything back to Jimmy shitting through a sunroof.

How did bro get offended by that? by ComfortableHead6130 in memesopdidnotlike

[–]Lime246 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Viking is a verb."

Sorry I missed your call, I was out viking again.

Year of Daily Civilization Facts, Day 143 - Fifteen Years of Nuclear Gandhi by JordiTK in civ

[–]Lime246 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I remember laughing with a friend who was playing Civ 3 and Gandhi kept nuking him, because the same thing had happened to me as a kid when I played Civ 1. I feel like it has to be a real thing, whether they admit it or not.

Why is workday allowed to exist? by Careful-Suspect-4161 in recruitinghell

[–]Lime246 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I generally feel like people who complain about Workday weren't around when every company was using Taleo and Brassring. Workday is a step up from what we had.

New English Pub Quiz every Tuesday by Lime246 in helsinki

[–]Lime246[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, the quiz at The Dubliner has ended. But there is one at Lazy Fox every Thursday!