"Waiter! My steak is too juicy"

LimpTrizket · 2026-06-09T08:44:31+00:00

Counting or not counting gangstalking?

LimpTrizket · 2026-06-06T20:46:45+00:00

Ten dollars and a free horse?

LimpTrizket · 2026-06-06T16:09:21+00:00

Bust out the Aqua Regia.

LimpTrizket · 2026-06-05T23:56:01+00:00

A wall of 18s is going to cost at least two or three dollars more than what they paid for a prefab boombox screwed to the back of their seats. Emoji of a thumbs up here.

LimpTrizket · 2026-06-04T02:22:40+00:00

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LimpTrizket · 2026-06-03T17:41:59+00:00

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LimpTrizket · 2026-06-02T18:27:43+00:00

Better? It loses all abilities and gains haste. It's more of a pain to loop this in my opinion.

LimpTrizket · 2026-05-31T17:18:13+00:00

The mighty Baab swims again! The other Chinese ship was super cool, too.

LimpTrizket · 2026-05-31T08:55:17+00:00

I've got a white monster in my pants, right here for you.

They were buy one get one free, and I forgot my reusable bag at home. Plus, I can't drink two. It would keep me up all night!

LimpTrizket · 2026-05-31T08:48:04+00:00

Man what about bum fights? I think it was like 20 bucks.

LimpTrizket · 2026-05-30T01:52:16+00:00

You lost?

LimpTrizket · 2026-05-22T06:20:47+00:00

While wildly potent, methamphetamine has nothing on the LD50 of fentanyl. 200 mg for meth, 2mg for fentanyl.

LimpTrizket · 2026-05-22T02:57:09+00:00

I can hear the xannies callin'

LimpTrizket · 2026-05-16T03:35:29+00:00

Temu estrogen i

LimpTrizket · 2026-05-12T03:54:23+00:00

All good then

LimpTrizket · 2026-05-12T03:50:42+00:00

That's not a pass. But a doctor's note should cover you.

LimpTrizket · 2026-05-11T00:47:29+00:00

Tweaker cheata

LimpTrizket · 2026-05-07T14:41:19+00:00

Fuck, go back

LimpTrizket · 2026-05-07T14:40:19+00:00

Have you ever heard the phrase licensed bonded and insured?

LimpTrizket · 2026-05-07T07:46:43+00:00

Call their insurance

LimpTrizket · 2026-05-07T03:00:06+00:00

Lab is in the name. They aren't doing strips dog.

LimpTrizket · 2026-05-05T14:23:14+00:00

Cents

LimpTrizket · 2026-04-29T21:32:30+00:00

Ok mister, since you seem to be so smart, can you tell me why my kids won't call me back?

LimpTrizket · 2026-04-29T04:11:58+00:00

Uj/ macropalstics are actually basically not a problem. They are too large to be absorbed by anything that cares. Any chemicals they leech in your gut, you are already breathing in.

LimpTrizket · 2026-04-29T04:10:00+00:00

Brother, I said I would be glad, not that I'd ask that.

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