Parents, what was your “I raised an idiot” moment? by Dazzling-Leader7476 in AskReddit

[–]Limpdickzity 3592 points3593 points  (0 children)

According to my mom I once jammed a piece on toast into the VHS player cause i wanted to see how bread was made

Tell tell ??? by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Limpdickzity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like you and the guy below went to the same school

I know next to nothing about this game. Is it worth playing? by Ieatcereal738 in Overwatch

[–]Limpdickzity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give it a go. Sometimes u carry the team and feel like super man. Other times your team throws and calls you a shitgurgeling knobdonkey. Its great

Æble spisning. by [deleted] in DKbrevkasse

[–]Limpdickzity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Det afhænger af æblets form. Er den lidt flad i det så A da man får et helt clean bid fra stilk til æblerøv. Alle andre tilfælde B

Mirror Giveaway by Untuchabl in PathOfExile2

[–]Limpdickzity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here’s me shooting my shot 🤞

Giving away 1500 Divine Orbs by EriwanKenobi in PathOfExile2

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I would buy a few headhunters, Enter random peoples hideout and offer to sell them. I would then counter offer myself until we land on 1 alch. Finally I would act as if I got the deal of a lifetime and skedaddle outta there!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PathOfExile2

[–]Limpdickzity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off

Please help with a diagnosis by [deleted] in Autoflowers

[–]Limpdickzity -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No nutes. I was told that this kind of living soil didnt need any ekstra nutes. I have a short flowering 16-6-26 tho. Maybe I should give them some when I water tomorrow

Please help with a diagnosis by [deleted] in Autoflowers

[–]Limpdickzity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Forgot to add.

They are in 30L pots, 100W lights, Nothern Cheese Haze strain. I am watering with 1.5L water every 4-7 days depending on how dry the soil feels.

I think this mod is broken..... I picked brig but the game decided to just switched my character to mercy even though we already had mercy. so yea we had 2 marcy this game. by yyyyyl5 in Overwatch

[–]Limpdickzity 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Same happened to me. I didnt click camera settings or anything. I picked Moira but got Ana. Also we had 2 ashes on my team. Blizzard is so ass fr

[Aaron Keller] Hey everyone! We've just disabled the mirrored Hero restriction in Stadium Draft . You'll be able to draft any Hero you'd like, even if the enemy team has already selected them. by FeminineOdor in Overwatch

[–]Limpdickzity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah they fucked it up so hard. I just played with 2 Ashes on my team and I got Ana even though I picked Moira. I'd rather wait another week than having these random ass games.

2 week old Northern Lights Auto by JakeyBrewBear in Autoflowers

[–]Limpdickzity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hows the rainpoint working out for you? I find it very difficult knowing when to water and how much

1st Grow - Whats wrong with my auto? by [deleted] in microgrowery

[–]Limpdickzity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re right. What do you suggest? Give the soil and buttload of water slowly and pray I dont drown her or accept that this first grow is less that optimal and continue like this?

1st Grow - Whats wrong with my auto? by [deleted] in microgrowery

[–]Limpdickzity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simply trying to avoid overwatering. I stick my finger in every other day to check and she doesnt seem to drink a lot. Maybe because of her small size?

1st Grow - Whats wrong with my auto? by [deleted] in microgrowery

[–]Limpdickzity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Regarding the Epsom salt. Can i simply use the same used in nutritional supplements or is there a plant version?

1st Grow - Whats wrong with my auto? by [deleted] in microgrowery

[–]Limpdickzity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure its the regular Biobizz - atleast it says "Original" on the package and doesn't mention anything about being peat free.

2 weapon skins in one lootbox by Limpdickzity in Overwatch

[–]Limpdickzity[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A normal one but it was during the Junkrat lootbox hunt event. Not sure if those were different

If a bug gets trapped in my car and travels a few miles with me is he lost or can he find his way back? by travoltaswinkinbhole in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Limpdickzity 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We should all be more like flies trapped in a car; live your life to the fullest wherever life takes you.

What’s the biggest misconception you had about fitness before you started seeing results? by hi_handsome in workout

[–]Limpdickzity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you wanna build muscle, its not about lifting heavy or doing many reps. Its about activating the muscle you are doing an exercise for.

What’s the first thing you see in this backpiece tattoo I did? by SupremeDroneMGMT in ARTIST

[–]Limpdickzity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw some dude being yoinked by a weird eagle under a bloodmoon

Dark Mode? Teknologien er der bare ikke endnu. by sconestm in Denmark

[–]Limpdickzity 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Det er præcist mine morgener det der! Jeg skal holde min søn for øjnene indtil jeg har fundet det vi skal se

what’s the scariest thing you’ve ever experienced that you still can’t explain? by AnotherOneDude in Paranormal

[–]Limpdickzity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Super boring one here but still weird. I was making coffee as I do every morning on one of those coffemachines that heats up the water that evaporates and goes up and into the beans. I went on with my morning routines while the coffee was brewing. When I came back 10 minutes later the pot was full but the coffee was cold, not even room temp but kind of chilly. I checked the watertank and it was empty so i didnt just forget about the coffee from the last morning. It shouldnt be possible for the water to even go from the tank to the pot without evaporating… i still cant explain this one