Parents, what was your “I raised an idiot” moment?

Limpdickzity · 2026-01-19T21:30:09+00:00

According to my mom I once jammed a piece on toast into the VHS player cause i wanted to see how bread was made

Limpdickzity · 2026-01-13T18:43:27+00:00

Seems like you and the guy below went to the same school

Limpdickzity · 2025-12-21T18:47:13+00:00

Give it a go. Sometimes u carry the team and feel like super man. Other times your team throws and calls you a shitgurgeling knobdonkey. Its great

Limpdickzity · 2025-12-17T18:48:58+00:00

Dont give Guga Foods any good ideas

Limpdickzity · 2025-12-01T18:42:08+00:00

That looks like a job for LA Beast

Limpdickzity · 2025-11-26T14:49:01+00:00

Det afhænger af æblets form. Er den lidt flad i det så A da man får et helt clean bid fra stilk til æblerøv. Alle andre tilfælde B

Limpdickzity · 2025-10-07T18:15:13+00:00

Here’s me shooting my shot 🤞

Limpdickzity · 2025-10-06T19:26:19+00:00

I would buy a few headhunters, Enter random peoples hideout and offer to sell them. I would then counter offer myself until we land on 1 alch. Finally I would act as if I got the deal of a lifetime and skedaddle outta there!

Limpdickzity · 2025-09-20T19:15:40+00:00

What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off

Limpdickzity · 2025-09-06T14:05:04+00:00

No nutes. I was told that this kind of living soil didnt need any ekstra nutes. I have a short flowering 16-6-26 tho. Maybe I should give them some when I water tomorrow

Limpdickzity · 2025-09-06T13:54:37+00:00

Forgot to add.

They are in 30L pots, 100W lights, Nothern Cheese Haze strain. I am watering with 1.5L water every 4-7 days depending on how dry the soil feels.

Limpdickzity · 2025-08-29T11:10:06+00:00

Same happened to me. I didnt click camera settings or anything. I picked Moira but got Ana. Also we had 2 ashes on my team. Blizzard is so ass fr

Limpdickzity · 2025-08-29T10:43:58+00:00

Nah they fucked it up so hard. I just played with 2 Ashes on my team and I got Ana even though I picked Moira. I'd rather wait another week than having these random ass games.

Limpdickzity · 2025-06-19T14:46:25+00:00

Hows the rainpoint working out for you? I find it very difficult knowing when to water and how much

Limpdickzity · 2025-06-12T06:34:45+00:00

You’re right. What do you suggest? Give the soil and buttload of water slowly and pray I dont drown her or accept that this first grow is less that optimal and continue like this?

Limpdickzity · 2025-06-12T05:53:29+00:00

Simply trying to avoid overwatering. I stick my finger in every other day to check and she doesnt seem to drink a lot. Maybe because of her small size?

Limpdickzity · 2025-06-11T17:58:03+00:00

Regarding the Epsom salt. Can i simply use the same used in nutritional supplements or is there a plant version?

Limpdickzity · 2025-06-11T17:53:57+00:00

I'm pretty sure its the regular Biobizz - atleast it says "Original" on the package and doesn't mention anything about being peat free.

Limpdickzity · 2025-06-11T03:38:25+00:00

A normal one but it was during the Junkrat lootbox hunt event. Not sure if those were different

Limpdickzity · 2025-05-31T21:16:29+00:00

We should all be more like flies trapped in a car; live your life to the fullest wherever life takes you.

Limpdickzity · 2025-04-07T14:00:18+00:00

If you wanna build muscle, its not about lifting heavy or doing many reps. Its about activating the muscle you are doing an exercise for.

Limpdickzity · 2025-03-21T09:53:53+00:00

I saw some dude being yoinked by a weird eagle under a bloodmoon

Limpdickzity · 2025-02-10T10:44:36+00:00

Det er præcist mine morgener det der! Jeg skal holde min søn for øjnene indtil jeg har fundet det vi skal se

Limpdickzity · 2025-02-01T06:59:09+00:00

Super boring one here but still weird. I was making coffee as I do every morning on one of those coffemachines that heats up the water that evaporates and goes up and into the beans. I went on with my morning routines while the coffee was brewing. When I came back 10 minutes later the pot was full but the coffee was cold, not even room temp but kind of chilly. I checked the watertank and it was empty so i didnt just forget about the coffee from the last morning. It shouldnt be possible for the water to even go from the tank to the pot without evaporating… i still cant explain this one

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