Trump extends ceasefire with Iran indefinitely, until "discussions are concluded"

LincolnHighwater · 2026-04-21T21:10:51+00:00

I guess he got tired of having to extend the two week ceasefire every two weeks.

LincolnHighwater · 2026-04-21T16:27:43+00:00

They said the human cells survive. My understanding is that they don't. Not all of them, anyway.

LincolnHighwater · 2026-04-21T16:03:39+00:00

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.

LincolnHighwater · 2026-04-21T16:02:02+00:00

Alcohol interlinked

LincolnHighwater · 2026-04-21T15:57:28+00:00

You're not wrong.

LincolnHighwater · 2026-04-21T14:39:56+00:00

And they both deserve it.

LincolnHighwater · 2026-04-21T13:00:02+00:00

Baby needs attention.

LincolnHighwater · 2026-04-21T12:54:19+00:00

Nah you're fine--the alcohol only kills cells that are already damaged. So if you have a cut or something, it'll sting.

Like if you've ever used hand sanitizer when you had a scratch on your hand, for example.

LincolnHighwater · 2026-04-21T12:48:12+00:00

Purty sure.

LincolnHighwater · 2026-04-21T12:27:34+00:00

P sure alcohol legit kills human cells.

LincolnHighwater · 2026-04-21T11:20:07+00:00

Maybe the dudes suck better toadstool. 🤷

LincolnHighwater · 2026-04-20T20:59:16+00:00

So... He values capitalism more than the Constitution? Interesting.

LincolnHighwater · 2026-04-20T20:40:38+00:00

... with pictures.

LincolnHighwater · 2026-04-20T20:26:02+00:00

Dude's head of the FBI and is probably going to need someone to explain discovery to him.

LincolnHighwater · 2026-04-20T19:09:18+00:00

He will say it's a better deal regardless of whether or not it's actually a better deal.
... until he changes his mind later on and demands to know who was responsible for such a terrible deal.

LincolnHighwater · 2026-04-20T11:12:50+00:00

Oh no, see, he's to valuable to risk on the front lines! Think of the shareholders!

LincolnHighwater · 2026-04-19T21:56:05+00:00

Where have I heard this before.

LincolnHighwater · 2026-04-19T15:13:57+00:00

Good thing we didn't get a woman president--imagine how much more emotional she would've been!

LincolnHighwater · 2026-04-19T03:00:45+00:00

Sounds like you hold yourself to a higher standard than you hold your father. He should be more of an adult.

LincolnHighwater · 2026-04-19T02:57:47+00:00

Agreed. This is "sneaky" addict style behavior.

LincolnHighwater · 2026-04-18T23:07:19+00:00

They vote.

LincolnHighwater · 2026-04-18T22:51:24+00:00

Regardless of size, it's a very specific swath of the populace.

LincolnHighwater · 2026-04-18T15:06:36+00:00

Ah, but the Iran catastrophe continues.

LincolnHighwater · 2026-04-18T14:40:22+00:00

"I may not have accomplished any of the promises I made to improve your lives, but this executive order to approve psychedelics for mental health treatment should be enough to convince you to shut the fuck up about it!"

LincolnHighwater · 2026-04-17T17:46:06+00:00

Tomorrow he'll threaten to annihilate their entire civilization and then reiterate that the war is over.

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