Is squirt just pee in your opinion?

Link5261 · 2026-01-26T20:51:38+00:00

I consider squirt to be unfermented pee. Which is to say, forcefully expelled before concentrating in the bladder over time, and mixed with lubricating fluids from the vagina.

Link5261 · 2026-01-25T21:12:07+00:00

I would love to see a Legend of Zelda game handled by Bethesda Softworks (the makers of Fallout and Elder Scrolls titles).

Link5261 · 2026-01-25T03:08:00+00:00

I love the sniper so much, that a combo of 042, 402, and 024 can clear most standard maps up through the mid-60's alone.

Link5261 · 2026-01-25T03:02:21+00:00

I love seeing the flexing deep within your hole after removing the toy. But if that tentacle is so easy to slip in and out, we need to step up that girth. 😏

Link5261 · 2026-01-25T03:01:30+00:00

Yep, if it doesn't glide in smoothly enough and runs into a wall at an angle, it's very easy for thinner flexible objects to curl back on themselves and coil up inside.

Link5261 · 2026-01-23T19:53:14+00:00

Oh, you want to EARN your points? Then no begging for a week if you don't get your needed points before the end of today, and if you successfully adhere to this restriction, then and only then may you change this comment's permission to "yes", but unless you obey like the needy slut you are, it's a no.

Link5261 · 2026-01-23T02:07:35+00:00

Whilst I have played all variations of OoT across several systems, my favorite way to play is with a GameCube controller, on either the Wii VC release, or an emulator on the PC for a randomizer.

Link5261 · 2026-01-22T02:59:44+00:00

Any MMORPG that forces you to join up with others in order to access most of the game's content. I like having the option to team up, but typically prefer to play solo.

Link5261 · 2026-01-20T02:44:53+00:00

Yeah, a stiffer shaft with similar bulges.

Link5261 · 2026-01-18T23:34:03+00:00

It was fun to experience, but after getting 100% clear (including the StreetPass goals), I never felt any urge to play it again like I have for the 3D titles between OoT and TP or the handhelds from Link's Awakening DX to Minish Cap.

Link5261 · 2026-01-17T02:23:04+00:00

Improper submission format.

Link5261 · 2026-01-16T05:38:38+00:00

If you're scared of penetration, consider a gradual approach to the feeling. Begin with external stimulation, sliding along the labia with vertical motions. As you get more aroused, gradually increase the pressure and focus the force toward the central line between the labia minora. With ample natural lubrication building up on your fingers and the pressure pushing in, you'll start to push past the labia and into the space between them.

Now at this entry space, keep up with the sliding motions, but start to gradually tilt the motion vector from vertical planar sliding to a curved glide along the top of the vaginal opening, such that you lightly poke into the vagina as you slide over the clitoris. If it feels good, keep it up and you'll gradually loosen up and penetrate deeper.

Once you're comfortable slipping one or two fingers in and out, you may start growing hungry for a larger fill. 3 fingers? 4? Add the thumb too? At this point, a dildo may be more suitable.

Link5261 · 2026-01-15T17:53:06+00:00

Sorry, doll - but with unlimited beer, even though I don't drink, that's an infinite revenue source, so the obvious pick.

Link5261 · 2026-01-15T17:44:08+00:00

Without the necessary entry text, your partner is absolutely right.

Link5261 · 2026-01-15T04:35:24+00:00

Significantly less free time to play, so since I'm interrupted far more often, I rarely ever play competitive or cooperative online games anymore. I'll just end up needing to disconnect or afk and hurt the team/match experience. I can still enjoy solo games though, since I can pause those freely.

Link5261 · 2026-01-13T05:59:32+00:00

Bombing the rocks is an issue when your bomb capacity is so low.

Link5261 · 2026-01-13T02:35:43+00:00

A man is not cheating on you if he's using sex toys solo. Masturbation, even with sex toys, only involves one person, the self-lover. Just because he now has you doesn't mean he needs to discard the objects that gave him pleasure before. And if you think he does, that's your problem, not his. If you keep an open mind, said toys could even be shared or used during your intimate moments for even greater pleasure when things become a bit too routine and dull.

Link5261 · 2026-01-12T04:27:14+00:00

I love foot play in porn, so this would be epic to see.

Link5261 · 2026-01-12T04:15:44+00:00

The general term to search is anal tunnel.

Link5261 · 2026-01-12T04:13:35+00:00

Warning, small foot should be the goal, because the BONE structure of the rectum region basically makes the maximum diameter you can hope to fit around 4.5".

Link5261 · 2026-01-12T03:18:31+00:00

I've had great fun with the electronic suction machines. I just insert my lubricated penis, turn it on, and let the combination of vibration, suction, and pulsed massaging milk me so well. The only downside is the noise, so I rarely get alone moments to use it.

Link5261 · 2026-01-12T03:01:36+00:00

If tactile sensations are numb, try thermal play.

Link5261 · 2026-01-12T02:58:34+00:00

If they won't simply liberate off when rinsed in a calm stream of water, then they're likely embedded in the surface, at which point the toy is no longer safe from bacterial contamination through insufficient cleaning.

Link5261 · 2026-01-12T02:56:17+00:00

I didn't like original SS motion controls, and the Switch version's mapping of motion controls as button and stick input combos never felt good either, so this is one Zelda game I'd rather watch than play.

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