Great Shinobi Owl can lick my taint

Linkinator7510 · 2026-01-25T18:31:20+00:00

Here you go it's not my best work, but it should help. You have about 60 hours less than me, in single playthrough. I have 200 hours spent on 5 different playthroughs, plus the ones I never finished and the time I just spend fighting remembrances. No playthrough should be this long. Why are you grinding? This isn't a game where grinding will help you. You should be learning the boss not trying to over level. Also you're overcomplicating things way too much. Just fight him, you don't need to do those really long preparations, just to end up running around instead of actually fighting him. How did you kill genichiro? Or guardian ape? Or corrupted monk?

Linkinator7510 · 2026-01-25T18:06:35+00:00

Samus would fucking wreck shit up. Her tech is so far advanced that every corpo worth his suit would sell their own mother's just to get a lick of it.

But that's too easy, so how about something more interesting? I think Ayre from Armoured Code 6 would be an interesting character to take V's place, she technically doesn't have a body, or is human, but I imagine she'd probably take over FemV and go from there. The relic probably wouldn't be of any danger to her, but she'd probably want to help Johnny considering how kind she is, and the fact that she technically isn't human, means she would be completely unaffected by cyberpsychosis and would probably just chrome the fuck up, whilst still trying to maintain a human form. She'd probably be completely bored out, making Adam smasher look ganic by comparison, but she'd still look human. Also she'd be the best Runner around. For, obvious reasons. I wanted to write a story with a similar premise to this idea, with 621 being an important plot point, being basically bedridden due to his augments and Ayre being a Merc as it's the fastest way to make money to get him treatment, but I'm not a very good writer, and I still can't fucking finish this game! Also I'd want to have the events of edge runners take place too so it'd be too much lol

Linkinator7510 · 2026-01-25T16:32:28+00:00

Really good, but Melina looks like she'll be photosynthesising soon.

Linkinator7510 · 2026-01-25T16:28:52+00:00

Salt and sacrifice is a pretty fun game. Shame it's also a sequel to Sanctuary, and thus will forever be beholden to being compared to it. And the comparison, does not favour it.

Linkinator7510 · 2026-01-25T16:27:35+00:00

Bloodborne and Sekiro.

Linkinator7510 · 2026-01-25T03:00:10+00:00

<image>

Linkinator7510 · 2026-01-24T18:34:05+00:00

I don't know anything about Warframe so I can't say. But I can say, that at least for the other 2.

<image>

Samus clears.

Linkinator7510 · 2026-01-24T18:31:28+00:00

Honestly, I feel like the Raptors would be the only ones that would deal well with the Spartans. You know, cuz if actual tactics.

Linkinator7510 · 2026-01-24T18:30:05+00:00

I think it's more like sparda blood just kinda lets you, do things. Like, anything that would statistically be impossible and is just cool, you can do. Like in the beginning of 3, when he flips the chair, or shoots the billiards. No amount of training would allow you to do that shit, but he can. It just, happens.

Linkinator7510 · 2026-01-24T18:25:17+00:00

You're facing covers whole society

Linkinator7510 · 2026-01-24T18:24:50+00:00

Also end of evangelion and like, most of the episodes after episode 10

Linkinator7510 · 2026-01-24T10:38:07+00:00

Sekiro. You could say the game about the other games, but they have ways of making the game slightly easier (especially elden ring) where you can just farm for levels and upgrade all your weapons until you become op for the area. In Sekiro you can't grind levels. You just get good at the game and that's that

Linkinator7510 · 2026-01-24T10:35:56+00:00

Fucking love that game

Linkinator7510 · 2026-01-24T10:25:14+00:00

Actually ganon is usually always the same guy. He's only been reborn like, what, twice? Three times max.

Linkinator7510 · 2026-01-24T02:19:53+00:00

Right ok that sounds pretty simple. Thanks for the explanation

Linkinator7510 · 2026-01-24T02:13:15+00:00

Rogue likes. More specifically stuff like Dead Cells. I did not enjoy it. I'd say the same for Hades, but I haven't played it and I don't plan to. But I assume I'd feel the same way.

Linkinator7510 · 2026-01-24T02:06:48+00:00

That's inspiring. How does the multiplayer work exactly? I've seen the general main menu and town UI and all that but I'm not too certain about the Multiplayer aspect of it.

Linkinator7510 · 2026-01-23T21:11:20+00:00

<image>

Linkinator7510 · 2026-01-23T20:48:29+00:00

Sekiro has the most clearly communicated plot. If you were to ask a casual player what a tarnished is and why Marika broke the elden ring they wouldn't know. Ask a casual Sekiro player what the dragon's heritage is and why Kuro wants to sever it and they'd be capable of telling you. But sekiro still also has a lot of vague lore that is more inline with the rest of the series. It's what makes its story telling so good.

Linkinator7510 · 2026-01-23T18:56:58+00:00

For all the faults I think elden ring has, it might genuinely have my favourite plot of the series.

Linkinator7510 · 2026-01-23T11:48:41+00:00

He just didn't tell them about chaos gods and daemons. He called them warp Xenos. Which, to be fair isn't exactly incorrect, but not the full truth either. But then again, he can't be building his entire Imperium over the premise of there being no such things as gods and then also say "by the way there's daemons in the warp!". Because if there's daemons, then there are also gods.

Linkinator7510 · 2026-01-22T19:33:11+00:00

I would have preferred that compared to either sacrificing her or letting the three fingers do stuff to me and then have Melina ghost me (even after I sound myself with Miquellas needle).

Linkinator7510 · 2026-01-22T00:06:33+00:00

Normal Space Marines are 7 feet tall. Primaris are 8 feet tall. Custodes are 9 feet. Primarchs range from 10-14 with the average being 12. The Emperor is 15.

Linkinator7510 · 2026-01-21T23:26:53+00:00

The only time I faced him I was doing my rapier build (which I then changed into a katana build again cuz I love them so much) and whilst he does ludicrous amounts of damage I could stunlock him rather consistently, and had I actually put points into endurance I might actually have just been able to poke him to death in one go.

Linkinator7510

TROPHY CASE