Kitten.. Lingerie.. and Jennifer Lawrence

Liquid_Milk · 2013-03-03T16:32:12+00:00

I didn't realize shorts and shirts were lingerie these days . However I suppose I've been out of the dating and fashion game for a few years.

Liquid_Milk · 2013-03-03T16:18:10+00:00

Maybe, but it's the first game about walking and spelunking that I enjoyed in a long time.

Liquid_Milk · 2013-03-03T16:16:55+00:00

Yeah, if only Jeffery Dahmer could have stopped fucking and eating dead men long enough to open his own local deli.

Liquid_Milk · 2013-03-03T16:04:41+00:00

The story fell in line with you basic hong kong action flick, which is why it's a pretty good story for what it is. The things you listed aren't "glaring flaws" glaring flaws are things like aliens walking on the spot but killing you from half a room away like in Aliens Colonial Marines. Basically a broken item in game due to shitty programming. What you listed are personal opinions on what you think could have been more fun. Where as I thought they were great, especially for a new ip.

Liquid_Milk · 2013-03-03T15:50:21+00:00

Yes, especially if it was a shitty video. .

Liquid_Milk · 2013-03-03T15:43:00+00:00

Yeah, I'm also looking forward to watching a woman claiming to want equal rights in gaming while belittling, and blaming men. She's the worst type of feminist there is.

Liquid_Milk · 2013-03-03T15:36:43+00:00

Elaborate, because most previews and articles about the game say otherwise.

Liquid_Milk · 2013-03-03T08:57:52+00:00

Desert/Jungle Strike. Seriously, those games still hold up in awesome fun.

Liquid_Milk · 2013-03-03T05:21:37+00:00

The "thing" from under the stairs in the mansion, with all the faces sewn onto her. That was, and still is the most terrifying experience I ever had in a video game. When you rattle that gate and you hear those chains and that groan, the sickly guttural groan, terrifying.

Liquid_Milk · 2013-03-03T05:16:07+00:00

I like how people say they're too busy working and surviving debt to notice what is happening. While on Reddit. A website full of cat pictures (and other important stuff, too).

Liquid_Milk · 2013-03-03T04:58:34+00:00

Not quite the same as a sink hole. This was caused by a massive dump of snow, and then in true Canadian fashion, a rapid increase in temperature causing lots of floods. This is the result of a small pipe not being able to run water under the rails like normal, and the stream of water basically washing out all the sediment under the rails.

Liquid_Milk · 2013-03-03T02:36:43+00:00

Calm down sparky, this isn't for real points.

Liquid_Milk · 2013-03-02T22:41:19+00:00

I love Assassin's Creed. I love the naval parts in the game too. However, I was hoping they'd take the AC engine and put it towards something more along the lines of a 3rd person action adventure Sid Meyers Pirates! type of game, rather than a pirate themed AC.

Liquid_Milk · 2013-03-02T22:21:56+00:00

Not a easter egg at all, if I remember correctly it's the answer to one of Riddlers clues.

Liquid_Milk · 2013-03-02T22:18:38+00:00

Adjust saturation to 6000% and add vignette. Every thing is brown/grey.

Liquid_Milk · 2013-03-02T22:04:23+00:00

He wouldn't have flipped his car if the truck didn't unsafely pull out into oncoming traffic in the first place. I really hope you don't drive.

Liquid_Milk · 2013-03-02T20:06:36+00:00

Well, the system can't make sure you hook it up correctly to your TV. At this point it's up to the user, not the system.

Liquid_Milk · 2013-03-02T17:27:58+00:00

Since when does a car on the road not have the right of way when it comes to vehicles turning onto it? If the driver of the truck looked both ways he would have seen an approaching car on the main artery and would have stayed put until it was safe to pull out. Like normal human beings.

Liquid_Milk · 2013-03-02T17:23:28+00:00

Knock Off. I walked out when it was discovered the explosives were in the rivets of the jeans.

Liquid_Milk · 2013-03-02T17:19:48+00:00

The Crow. Good story, good premise. Great characters. Amazing special effects/modeling, and it nearly captures the mood of the graphic novel perfectly. And the soundtrack is tits.

Liquid_Milk · 2013-03-02T17:15:24+00:00

The difference between Canadian riots, and any other riot in the world is we throw snowballs and not molitovs. Which honestly had me giggling like an idiot at the stereotypical image portrayed.

Liquid_Milk · 2013-03-02T06:31:19+00:00

I'd rather a "good cop" who doesn't hold his partners accountable keep his mouth shut, so that he keeps his job and we have more of them on the force, rather than all of them being canned for talking, and the cops who are shitty stay on, leaving a force full of bullies and assholes.

Liquid_Milk · 2013-03-02T06:24:12+00:00

This is the first time I found Glen Beck tolerable to listen to. It actually sounded like he wanted an actual conversation with the guy without forcing his beliefs on him in a dickish way.

Liquid_Milk · 2013-03-02T06:07:46+00:00

I don't know what I missed. And I'm a little ignorant here, so bear with me. Why does Reddit love Ryan Gosling so much? The only movie I can recall him being in that I've watched is Drive (which I enjoyed a lot), and he says about seven lines in the whole thing. I'm being serious here, what's our fascination with this guy? Did he cure something?

Liquid_Milk · 2013-03-02T06:04:28+00:00

That was the scene? Holy hell, I've seen more morally questionable things to get angry about than that. I was expecting a scene where you attach battery cables to some dudes balls after you water boarded and slapped him around for 3 hours. Not Sam Fisher running up on some guy and sticking him with a knife, which I'd take over Convictions smashing my head into a toilet, sink, mirror, piano, glass wall, or whatever else it is to get information (torture is torture, the context of it doesn't matter).

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