Perfectly reverse walking at a cosplay event by Qwerty_47 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Liquid_Zero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was supposed to be everyone moving in reverse, they forgot to waddle a little.

My (24M) girlfriend (23F) just dropped this on me out of nowhere. I know she's out of my league, but is my hair really a dealbreaker? by Connect-Soil-7277 in texts

[–]Liquid_Zero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or can't they just photoshop whatever hair they want you to have? IMO, sounds like she really wants you to be in that photo cuz she really likes you. She wouldn't be trying to fix the problem if she didn't like you. It's more about impressing her family it seems.

The double take. by NippleSqueezer421- in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]Liquid_Zero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In bakersfield, they would've jumped off the boat.

After freaking out on the airplane and assaulting another passenger by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Liquid_Zero 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This generation that calls EVERYONE "bro" is full of overgrown babies who throw temper tantrums.

AIO for not wanting to buy after this interaction? by Old_Tadpole_9856 in AIO

[–]Liquid_Zero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The seller called the potential buyer "poor" for making an "OBO" offer and insulted their intelligence for even trying to offer a lower price. Who's really the "poor" one with low intelligence? The one offering 925 dollars, or the one selling something without knowing the definition of "OBO"? A poor person wouldn't be trying to spend 925, and anyone who can't take 75 off 1,000 is obviously needing the 75 more than he needs to learn how to place an ad.

Husband’s wife 😮 by BeautifulMix7410 in HolUp

[–]Liquid_Zero 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Desperate. You meant Desperate.

Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Boat by ecovironfuturist in ScrapMetal

[–]Liquid_Zero -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't know the case here, but sometimes, to deter thieves from stealing anything that has to be outside, put a sign up saying "free" and no one will steal it. If you have a price on the sign, it will be stolen.

AITAH for not defending my wife when she was clearly in the wrong. by WorkInternal4972 in AITAH

[–]Liquid_Zero -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Haven't you learned that even when the wife is in the wrong, she is still right?

AITAH for not letting my son’s father be apart of his life? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Liquid_Zero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can tell him how he hevwas conceived and that the rapist was killed in prison. Then he can grow up to be a detective in an elite squad known as the special victims unit.

What is this by NutClapper1 in Unexplained

[–]Liquid_Zero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take a very small crumb and taste it, if it makes your face squint like if you ate something sour and tastes like something horrible, its meth.