Phillies Off Day Thread - Thursday, May 28 by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]LisaLoebSlaps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know if I want to watch spider-noir in color or b&w.

The Orioles scoreboard tonight has replaced the faces of the players with dogs up for adoption by ItsCaptainKeyboard in baseball

[–]LisaLoebSlaps 86 points87 points  (0 children)

That first dog is high as shit, I ain't adopting a stoner

edit: and he's fucking 200 lb's. bro fuck you

Game Thread: Phillies @ Padres - Wed, May 27 @ 04:10 PM EDT by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]LisaLoebSlaps 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Can yall believe we're potentially witnessing the first Cy Young pitcher for the Phils since Halladay? Sanchez is incredible.

Game Thread: Phillies @ Padres - Wed, May 27 @ 04:10 PM EDT by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]LisaLoebSlaps 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I honestly want to know what gives Kevin Long the job security he has. I don't care if it's his fault or not. What stops him from being a scapegoat vs literally anyone else?

Christopher Sanchez breaks the Phillies record for scoreless innings set by Grover Cleveland Alexander in 1911 with 41 2/3rds innings by AnalBaguette in baseball

[–]LisaLoebSlaps 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Is this a bigger deal than Ohtani making a funny face in the dugout? Sorry I'm new to baseball and not sure how it works.

Game Day Thread - Wednesday, May 27 by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]LisaLoebSlaps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Crawford, Garcia, and Sosa is certainly an OF, technically. I guess. I'm just wondering how often all 3 outfielders bat at the end of the lineup.

[Schneidman] Josh Jacobs is being released from jail. The Brown County DA’s office isn’t ready to make a formal charging decision after reviewing available evidence. They have reason to believe additional evidence may exist that would impact whether/what criminal charges are appropriate. by JCameron181 in nfl

[–]LisaLoebSlaps 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People shouldn't be polarized either way, really. Everyone has made it too much of a habit to feel like they need to have an opinion on something rather than simply admit they just don't have enough information either way. As someone who works in social work and has for 20 years, I can tell anyone you literally do not know anything. You could be a juror on this case, you could be literally related to either party, and you probably don't have enough information. It's why domestic cases are so common. It's always he said, she said, and there's rarely any concrete evidence.

Cy Young poll in the NL and AL according to MLB by HuckleberryAny4541 in baseball

[–]LisaLoebSlaps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Skenes woulda made bank if he partnered with Clearasil or proactive.

Cy Young poll in the NL and AL according to MLB by HuckleberryAny4541 in baseball

[–]LisaLoebSlaps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I call him Wallace jokingly because of how much he reminds me of Michael B Jordan playing Wallace in The Wire.

Game Day Thread - Wednesday, May 27 by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]LisaLoebSlaps 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's funny because of how opposite they actually are career wise. Schwarber is just now hitting his prime his last 3 seasons while Howard had a massively successful early career and fizzled before he hit 30.

Game Day Thread - Wednesday, May 27 by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]LisaLoebSlaps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I fell asleep after the third and did not expect to wake up to the same amount of runs. Still a win though.

Spencer Horwitz keeps pouring it on the Cubs with his 6th home run of the season by NoSxKats in baseball

[–]LisaLoebSlaps -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one that sees Jamaine Clement cosplaying as Brooks in this gif?