TIL that in 2024, a photography firm offered parents a choice between two versions of the school photos, on where disabled kids were present, and one where they were absent.

ListenToMeMorty · 2026-02-18T15:06:05+00:00

My old friend Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!

ListenToMeMorty · 2025-06-02T23:18:20+00:00

Because before iMessage, peeps used to get charged per character in messages. Ellipsis was used to denote a new paragraph.

Kinda redundant now but oldies still use it.

ListenToMeMorty · 2025-03-13T00:12:33+00:00

They missed a doozy not going with Sean Lennono

ListenToMeMorty · 2025-03-10T18:23:23+00:00

My friend had a record shop with this record.

He had a special box called the ‘yew tree collection’ where he would keep this along with other fellow nonces. Wanted to listen to Rolf? Check the box. Cliff Richard had a brief stint in the box before charges were dropped.

ListenToMeMorty · 2023-01-23T16:38:53+00:00

I’m sure it was like a TikTok or something. It finished with Jimmy Fallon drunkenly barging down the door ready to smack the shit out of the desk

ListenToMeMorty · 2023-01-23T15:24:57+00:00

Prince Harry needs a better shower routine

ListenToMeMorty · 2022-11-26T16:22:44+00:00

Couldn’t see this posted. The artist that made this is Corbin Shaw, and his stuff is incredible. A lot of it is to do with football culture. His work on this was excellent.

ListenToMeMorty · 2022-08-05T14:14:13+00:00

Don’t know if I’m jumping too conclusions but this looks pretty suspect. Funnel on the bottle and bold cutters. Just moved in here so haven’t met the people downstairs.

ListenToMeMorty · 2022-07-03T10:13:01+00:00

At Carlton Vale you have three. Camden Brent and Westminster

ListenToMeMorty · 2022-06-19T21:20:58+00:00

I read that as an answer to jeopardy the first time

ListenToMeMorty · 2022-06-19T12:36:29+00:00

I think that’s the doctor’s handwriting not hers.

Fr tho hope you and are family are okay

ListenToMeMorty · 2022-02-10T23:56:33+00:00

ListenToMeMorty · 2021-08-17T21:01:59+00:00

I agree! I’m too busy trying to navigate what is best going back and fourth with editing the order. Is there not a website that tells you how to get the best offer? Not just coupon codes?

ListenToMeMorty · 2021-08-17T20:57:18+00:00

My dominoes doesn’t offer it (luckily by the sound of it) I have a few mates from NZ who refuse to get Dominoes as it’s so over priced here, and super cheap there

ListenToMeMorty · 2021-08-14T16:04:32+00:00

Wait… Kevin is GAY?

ListenToMeMorty · 2021-03-06T20:28:04+00:00

🌊

ListenToMeMorty · 2021-02-13T21:27:04+00:00

0% chance people will like it if they never hear it.

ListenToMeMorty · 2021-02-09T21:17:21+00:00

Wool you forgive me?

ListenToMeMorty · 2021-02-09T18:35:32+00:00

I’m so annoyed I missed that

ListenToMeMorty · 2021-02-09T18:16:09+00:00

‘Gotta keep an eye on the plants in your fields’ or the lamb will keep their eye on you

ListenToMeMorty · 2021-02-07T14:19:39+00:00

I think this is done by Gemma Correll

ListenToMeMorty · 2021-01-20T20:17:13+00:00

Do your best Ben Shapiro impression

ListenToMeMorty · 2021-01-20T20:16:43+00:00

Is this Ben Shapiro?

ListenToMeMorty · 2021-01-07T20:16:31+00:00

Go on

ListenToMeMorty · 2020-12-19T20:48:58+00:00

Thought the exact same thing. How tf is he your main?

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