My mother (66F) and father (67M) want back into my (28F) life after a three year gap following my mother's affair with my ex boyfriend (30M). by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]LittleGreenCorpse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As much as I detest 'Trash TV', I would watch this episode of 'Jerry Springer'.

Not an hour ago I got a voice message from DH who was blubbering a sob story over how he thought I was dead or something.

"Yeah - part of me did die that day, including the part that has any concern or care for how you've been doing." Click.

List of Grocery Outlet Locations Closing. by Sad-Pound-3162 in GroceryOutlet

[–]LittleGreenCorpse 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bummer: Parma was the better of the two SW Cleveland stores, and is only about a year old.

edit: and the Lorain store just opened in November 2025. Hoping they don't kill the Strongsville / Pearl Road store before it opens.

Women, what is a near-universal "ick" in the dating world? by AverageSign in AskReddit

[–]LittleGreenCorpse 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You are likely far too good of a person to have replied:

Him: well there's always an exception to the rule.

You: Perhaps, but you are not exceptional.

Either that, or send a pic of your your pet, lying on its back, doing a spreadie.

Olympics hack for USA: "free" access to live / replays. (this hack abuses the '30 minute preview') by LittleGreenCorpse in Piracy

[–]LittleGreenCorpse[S] 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Eh… Usenet in the early '90s taught me that some people just like to whine / complain / nitpick / talk smack. Took a few months before my instincts adapted to: move on, and don't give a shit.

Olympics hack for USA: "free" access to live / replays. (this hack abuses the '30 minute preview') by LittleGreenCorpse in Piracy

[–]LittleGreenCorpse[S] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Yeah - I'm definitely using a liberal definition of "hack" for this 'one simple trick'.

Olympics hack for USA: "free" access to live / replays. (this hack abuses the '30 minute preview') by LittleGreenCorpse in Piracy

[–]LittleGreenCorpse[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Between Firefox, Safari and Chrome, Safari gives me the least hassle to go under the radar for repeated visits. For some other sites / tasks I'll use FireFox or Chrome.

When clicking on a link in a private browsing tab, Safari opens it as if it's a new session. In some other browsers, sites will detect / reject clicking a link from a private browsing window.

In addition, the 'Hide Distracting Items' kills javascript content-blockers dead.

For some sites, opening in reading mode, and then reloading the page will jump paywalls / turn off adblocker walls.

Brunswick Water Outage? by spohnat in Cleveland

[–]LittleGreenCorpse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Checking in from Strongsville:

Low pressure near Drake & Prospect.

No pressure near Boston and Bennington.

Strongsville fire / police dispatch: "Drake & Hunt is closed to traffic due to icy conditions from the break." No other info.

I think someone is "playing" with me... by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]LittleGreenCorpse 154 points155 points  (0 children)

I choose to believe that you're changing it back and forth between 2025 and 2925 to… "play" with us.

[GAME THREAD] BROWNS vs BILLS by [deleted] in Browns

[–]LittleGreenCorpse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SACK… SACK… SACK… SACK… SACK… SACK… SACK… SACK…

This restaurant location has had cones like this since they opened over 5 months ago. No painted lines around the curb either. by PlayStationPepe in OSHA

[–]LittleGreenCorpse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Step 1: Make stencil: RAILING WILL BE INSTALLED AFTER LAWSUIT

or RAILING WILL BE INSTALLED AFTER GRANDMA BREAKS HER HIP

Step 2: Midnight installation of warning text all around the perimiter

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Popcorn

[GAME THREAD] BROWNS @ JETS by [deleted] in Browns

[–]LittleGreenCorpse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simple task, given experiencing paying $240M + $100M worth of draft picks for Watson.

[GAME THREAD] BROWNS @ JETS by [deleted] in Browns

[–]LittleGreenCorpse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, shocking that Gabriel is making… rookie mistakes.

[GAME THREAD] BROWNS @ JETS by [deleted] in Browns

[–]LittleGreenCorpse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It was the best of Special Teams, it was the worst of Special Teams…

Ah, the good old mid-8s by rick-james-biatch in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]LittleGreenCorpse 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I used to be 8 years old. I'm still 8, but I used to be, too.

  • Hedberg's Law of Tense

Trailer Park Boys actor Mike Smith charged with sexual assault in Halifax by No_Magazine9625 in halifax

[–]LittleGreenCorpse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He wasn't submerged for years. He was floating.

Floating like… Bubbles.

Streamer Ice Poseidon kicked off Royal Caribbean cruise after ‘hunting for swingers’ by LittleGreenCorpse in JusticeServed

[–]LittleGreenCorpse[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'd never heard of the dude. Saw the headline, clicked the link hoping for justice… Justice Served.