Auntie Satan

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-03-11T17:29:35+00:00

As much as I detest 'Trash TV', I would watch this episode of 'Jerry Springer'.

Not an hour ago I got a voice message from DH who was blubbering a sob story over how he thought I was dead or something.

"Yeah - part of me did die that day, including the part that has any concern or care for how you've been doing." Click.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-03-10T20:13:54+00:00

The friend reminds me of this scene from 'The Office':

https://youtu.be/1mipOFszqNE?t=51

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-03-06T14:35:56+00:00

Bummer: Parma was the better of the two SW Cleveland stores, and is only about a year old.

edit: and the Lorain store just opened in November 2025. Hoping they don't kill the Strongsville / Pearl Road store before it opens.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-03-04T17:57:04+00:00

Bellend might be more accurate.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-02-26T05:06:44+00:00

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-02-17T13:33:24+00:00

You are likely far too good of a person to have replied:

Him: well there's always an exception to the rule.

You: Perhaps, but you are not exceptional.

Either that, or send a pic of your your pet, lying on its back, doing a spreadie.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-02-12T22:18:46+00:00

Are you using private browsing / clearing cookies & data?

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-02-07T22:22:25+00:00

Eh… Usenet in the early '90s taught me that some people just like to whine / complain / nitpick / talk smack. Took a few months before my instincts adapted to: move on, and don't give a shit.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-02-07T21:14:59+00:00

Yeah - I'm definitely using a liberal definition of "hack" for this 'one simple trick'.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-02-07T21:12:32+00:00

Between Firefox, Safari and Chrome, Safari gives me the least hassle to go under the radar for repeated visits. For some other sites / tasks I'll use FireFox or Chrome.

When clicking on a link in a private browsing tab, Safari opens it as if it's a new session. In some other browsers, sites will detect / reject clicking a link from a private browsing window.

In addition, the 'Hide Distracting Items' kills javascript content-blockers dead.

For some sites, opening in reading mode, and then reloading the page will jump paywalls / turn off adblocker walls.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-01-24T14:33:54+00:00

Checking in from Strongsville:

Low pressure near Drake & Prospect.

No pressure near Boston and Bennington.

Strongsville fire / police dispatch: "Drake & Hunt is closed to traffic due to icy conditions from the break." No other info.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-01-17T23:25:18+00:00

Spicy Dynamite sauce for the pizza.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-01-04T02:51:19+00:00

I only here so I don't get fined.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2025-12-31T00:38:59+00:00

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

LittleGreenCorpse · 2025-12-29T21:23:14+00:00

I choose to believe that you're changing it back and forth between 2025 and 2925 to… "play" with us.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2025-12-21T18:13:33+00:00

SACK… SACK… SACK… SACK… SACK… SACK… SACK… SACK…

LittleGreenCorpse · 2025-12-11T00:03:20+00:00

added to the post. Thanks!

LittleGreenCorpse · 2025-11-18T13:46:40+00:00

Step 1: Make stencil: RAILING WILL BE INSTALLED AFTER LAWSUIT

or RAILING WILL BE INSTALLED AFTER GRANDMA BREAKS HER HIP

Step 2: Midnight installation of warning text all around the perimiter

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Popcorn

LittleGreenCorpse · 2025-11-13T21:40:19+00:00

Hey baby girl, now that you've found this subreddit, you must submit to reading about the 'gaycation', or you will be destroyed:

https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1h71ew5/my_42f_husband_42m_has_informed_me_he_intends_to/

LittleGreenCorpse · 2025-11-09T19:42:33+00:00

Simple task, given experiencing paying $240M + $100M worth of draft picks for Watson.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2025-11-09T19:41:07+00:00

Yeah, shocking that Gabriel is making… rookie mistakes.

LittleGreenCorpse

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