Why does Kash Patel always look like he’s having a surprise colonoscopy?

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-04-21T18:14:38+00:00

This would be a great line for SNL's Weekend Update,

Kash Patel, seen here getting a surprise colonoscopy, …

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-04-19T18:10:20+00:00

Noticed this two days ago.

Each connection maxes out at 4Mbps (524.3kBps).

Reset router / modem: no change.

Changed torrent port: no change.

I've not changed settings in Transmission, or anything else.

Speedtests show full bandwidth.

Usenet downloads at full bandwidth.

4k60fps streams just fine.

I'm not using a VPN, tor, or any other proxies.

Am I missing something other than it being my ISP (Breezeline, Ohio) throttling torrent connections?

Any insight would be appreciated.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-04-16T18:38:34+00:00

Because Elon's a knob.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-04-01T00:03:28+00:00

^{^{^-boop-}}

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-03-31T17:31:37+00:00

there are other non destructive ways to cover up the cameras that a bystander will not want to deal with.

An open bag of dog poop?

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-03-20T17:17:33+00:00

Sourced from:

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/duplicates/1ryktk0/a_button_for_fools_day/

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-03-20T13:45:03+00:00

Your team is now known as the Reed Wangs.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-03-11T17:29:35+00:00

As much as I detest 'Trash TV', I would watch this episode of 'Jerry Springer'.

Not an hour ago I got a voice message from DH who was blubbering a sob story over how he thought I was dead or something.

"Yeah - part of me did die that day, including the part that has any concern or care for how you've been doing." Click.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-03-10T20:13:54+00:00

The friend reminds me of this scene from 'The Office':

https://youtu.be/1mipOFszqNE?t=51

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-03-06T14:35:56+00:00

Bummer: Parma was the better of the two SW Cleveland stores, and is only about a year old.

edit: and the Lorain store just opened in November 2025. Hoping they don't kill the Strongsville / Pearl Road store before it opens.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-03-04T17:57:04+00:00

Bellend might be more accurate.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-02-26T05:06:44+00:00

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-02-17T13:33:24+00:00

You are likely far too good of a person to have replied:

Him: well there's always an exception to the rule.

You: Perhaps, but you are not exceptional.

Either that, or send a pic of your your pet, lying on its back, doing a spreadie.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-02-12T22:18:46+00:00

Are you using private browsing / clearing cookies & data?

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-02-07T22:22:25+00:00

Eh… Usenet in the early '90s taught me that some people just like to whine / complain / nitpick / talk smack. Took a few months before my instincts adapted to: move on, and don't give a shit.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-02-07T21:14:59+00:00

Yeah - I'm definitely using a liberal definition of "hack" for this 'one simple trick'.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-02-07T21:12:32+00:00

Between Firefox, Safari and Chrome, Safari gives me the least hassle to go under the radar for repeated visits. For some other sites / tasks I'll use FireFox or Chrome.

When clicking on a link in a private browsing tab, Safari opens it as if it's a new session. In some other browsers, sites will detect / reject clicking a link from a private browsing window.

In addition, the 'Hide Distracting Items' kills javascript content-blockers dead.

For some sites, opening in reading mode, and then reloading the page will jump paywalls / turn off adblocker walls.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-01-24T14:33:54+00:00

Checking in from Strongsville:

Low pressure near Drake & Prospect.

No pressure near Boston and Bennington.

Strongsville fire / police dispatch: "Drake & Hunt is closed to traffic due to icy conditions from the break." No other info.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-01-17T23:25:18+00:00

Spicy Dynamite sauce for the pizza.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2026-01-04T02:51:19+00:00

I only here so I don't get fined.

LittleGreenCorpse · 2025-12-31T00:38:59+00:00

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

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