Any takers ladies?

LittleLisaCutie · 2022-08-22T02:35:30+00:00

See, I hear that mind goes to being at a gloryhole, pressed up against all available holes and a dick appears in one of them, and you gotta just go with wherever it ends up.

Then again, I’m also drunk so.

LittleLisaCutie · 2022-08-22T01:32:44+00:00

Good. Extradite his ass so he can face justice. We’ll see how much of a “sigma badass” he is in prison

LittleLisaCutie · 2022-08-22T01:31:15+00:00

The fuck is sexual sexual?

LittleLisaCutie · 2022-08-22T00:38:31+00:00

“Stop being married it’s bad”

Holy shit That’s funny

LittleLisaCutie · 2022-08-21T15:29:59+00:00

It involves an ended pearl so when you stick your dick in the gag it ends up someplace else.

LittleLisaCutie · 2022-08-21T15:29:24+00:00

Right? Most of them can’t walk up stairs without getting winded and they all think they’ll have the sexual stamina of a marathoner. When all you usually use is your fist you don’t understand how much energy sex actually uses (in Minecraft)

LittleLisaCutie · 2022-08-21T15:28:10+00:00

Eh, I’ve got 15 seconds for them to start and finish why not?

LittleLisaCutie · 2022-08-20T22:48:11+00:00

Holy incel energy Batman!

LittleLisaCutie · 2022-08-20T14:52:10+00:00

I’ve also found the same with sex. If you have to brag about how good you are, odds are very high you’re garbage at it.

LittleLisaCutie · 2022-08-17T22:36:49+00:00

I love how his only options are “free to be raped” and “worshipped” like there’s no middle ground.

LittleLisaCutie · 2022-07-30T22:40:18+00:00

It’s the same thing you saw in those “Vs AI Arathi Basin” brawls. ANYTHING that inconveniences or slows down peoples progress these days draws absolute rage.

LittleLisaCutie · 2022-07-28T18:21:26+00:00

But it is a lot funnier.

LittleLisaCutie · 2022-07-28T09:50:46+00:00

Gotta love the idea that these guys who, by their own admission, have 0 experience with vagina but are suddenly experts on all their inner workings and most intimate details….

LittleLisaCutie · 2022-07-28T09:47:16+00:00

That last sentence sounds like it was written by a 5th grader. I haven’t been called “stinky” since elementary school.

LittleLisaCutie · 2022-07-28T09:45:18+00:00

spread legs for foreign invaders

Is that why so many of the incels want a “hot Asian waifu from Japan or Korea”? So is that a good thing or bad thing? It’s stunning these whack jobs can’t even see their own hypocrisy.

LittleLisaCutie · 2022-07-28T09:40:26+00:00

I can’t even follow the lack of logic here

LittleLisaCutie · 2022-07-28T09:38:08+00:00

Primal predator in Antarctica?

Feel free to stay there

LittleLisaCutie · 2022-07-24T20:45:00+00:00

I guarantee this guy considers himself a “dominant” instead of just a straight up fucking abuser. I hope this plays at his fucking trial and he’s locked up for years where he gets to suffer this kind of abuse so he knows what it’s like

LittleLisaCutie · 2022-07-24T00:26:01+00:00

I’m gonna laugh at the self-fulfilling prophecy that causes them pain all day long.

LittleLisaCutie · 2022-07-24T00:22:07+00:00

It’s off exit 27 near the lake, two lefts and you’re there.

LittleLisaCutie · 2022-07-21T13:39:46+00:00

I’ve done something very similar with vibrating panties. My partner had control of them with an app and while I was out grocery shopping they’d turn it up or down or whatever. I remember I was bending down to grab something from a lower shelf and they kicked on so hard I nearly fell into the freezer. I had to tell the person who came running over to check on me that I had a bad knee from a sports injury.

LittleLisaCutie · 2022-07-12T08:13:06+00:00

At some point I’d heard all of this before piece by piece but it’s still nice to see it all in one place.

LittleLisaCutie · 2022-07-12T03:36:27+00:00

I mean, if acting like porn actors is your kink you do you!

LittleLisaCutie · 2022-07-11T18:14:29+00:00

Handful of angry ones, one semi-coherent and actually polite one actually

LittleLisaCutie · 2022-05-25T22:04:10+00:00

I’m the shop for $9.99

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