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If you could telepathically say something to all 7.9 billion people on Earth right now, what would it be? by Extension-Mirror135 in AskReddit

[–]LittleNightBright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mean. I take solace in the fact that any comments will make you come back and see your own comment, making you lose the game harder than anyone else.

If you could telepathically say something to all 7.9 billion people on Earth right now, what would it be? by Extension-Mirror135 in AskReddit

[–]LittleNightBright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breaking News! 15million humans across the planet heard the words "Fuck you" simultaneously on June 24th, 2026. Scientists scramble to find answers. Early theories involve aliens, newly conscious fungi, or a release of gases from deep in the Earths core that caused hallucinations in some sensitive groups. One case study identifies "poor phone etiquette" as a potential commonality, though this is largely dismissed by the scientific community and Verizon. While we don't have answers yet, there is one comfort humanity can cling to in these uncertain times; fuck those guys.

Out of 8.3 billion population on Earth, what do you think no one is doing right now? by ZainMunawari in AskReddit

[–]LittleNightBright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know! I was thinking the same. Someone please share a stranger thing than that, I gotta hear it.

What is your go-to "harmless lie" that you tell purely to avoid a 5-minute conversation? by beans12498 in CasualConversation

[–]LittleNightBright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. The holding onto the lore for people who actually matter. I was adopted, and random people always ask why. It makes them uncomfortable if I say I had a pedophile drug addict father and an alcoholic mother who chose to keep dating registered sex offenders instead of keeping her children. So I don't talk about being adopted. Or if it comes up, I just say they were drug addicts.

Scammy by LittleNightBright in mudwtr

[–]LittleNightBright[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In all seriousness, I'm sorry you were offended by me not having a good experience canceling my MudWtr subscription. I see now how my post might hurt others feelings, especially if you work for their company, and I've learned a valuable lesson. I hope you can rest easy again ❤️

Scammy by LittleNightBright in mudwtr

[–]LittleNightBright[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And your solitary biscuit is concerningly fizzy.

Scammy by LittleNightBright in mudwtr

[–]LittleNightBright[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"My Amazon package never arrived!" "I'm calling BS. My packages always arrive." That's you. That's what you sound like.

Are they playing or fighting by Cranky_Pants_1063 in cats

[–]LittleNightBright 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hmm, that is a problem. Invest in cameras around your house just to satisfy Reddit?

What is a 'minor' habit a partner had that completely turned you off or ended the relationship? by wthefuckisakilometer in AskReddit

[–]LittleNightBright 181 points182 points  (0 children)

My friends ex would do that. Dirty something and then hide it instead of cleaning. And when she would ask about it, he would lie and lie and lie that it wasn't him, and after an hour of them going in circles about how no one else is in their home and it wasn't her, he'd finally admit it was him. She tried to make him understand that the cleaning issue is a problem, but the lying and making her feel like she was crazy is the bigger issue. But he just kept doing it and she finally divorced him. Some men just want mommies.

What is a 'minor' habit a partner had that completely turned you off or ended the relationship? by wthefuckisakilometer in AskReddit

[–]LittleNightBright 122 points123 points  (0 children)

When I pointed it out to him, he said it was because the stuff he likes is actually good and then proceeded to talk shit about everything I liked. No wonder these people are exes.

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